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Any body wanna hear a funny Family guys joke
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:46 am
by por-tiz2skins
OK here we go.
Peter :O crap.
Biran:Oooooo............Peter why would you be reading play boy during a tornado.
Peter:Boy this reminds me of the time when Mark Brunell was forcing JC to trow an INT against the cowboys.
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(Time out)
Mark Brunell:Hey Kid Ummmmmmmmm since you the rookie and I being the Vet heres a tip ,next play just trow as far as you can.
JC:But they have all the man zoned out.
(looking at the players)
Mark Brunell:Hey hey.......your talking to the 2-time pro-bowl QB remember I brought this team to the play offs in 05?.
JC:Ya but stunk up last year.
Brunell:......................just do what I say they have no good players on that D.
Newman:Hey yo Roy Don't cover Santana Moss aight.
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:58 am
by ANT7088
I don't get it!
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:41 am
by GSPODS
Here's a better one:
A Cowboys fan invades a Redskins Forum ...
And wonders why no one will talk to him.
Now, there's a joke.
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:59 pm
by por-tiz2skins
ANT7088 wrote:I don't get it!
Come on..............imagine Brunell go up to JC to trow long so that JC can lose his job every time he listens to Brunell.So Brunell can eventually start again.
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:42 pm
by hailskins666
goddamn. english please. maybe even a sentence. i didn't ride the short bus. short words, fragments and abbreviations aren't working.
please. respect yourself if nothing else. please.
trolls of other teams get on my nerves. but what P2S is doing is even worse. coherrent sentences are a good thing. i used to bitch about english class. never understood why we had to have an english credit in school each year. now i do. i apologize to each and everyone of those english teachers. i'd like to thank each and everyone of them at this point. at least i don't feel like a complete and uter retard.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:31 pm
by everydayAskinsday
yea come on how many times can you mispell throw.. its T-H-R-O-W.. not trow.. and what does any of that have to do with Family guy?
Re: Any body wanna hear a funny Family guys joke
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:56 pm
by BossHog
por-tiz2skins wrote:OK here we go.
Peter :O crap.
Biran:Oooooo............Peter why would you be reading play boy during a tornado.
Peter:Boy this reminds me of the time when Mark Brunell was forcing JC to trow an INT against the cowboys.
/Image/
(Time out)
Mark Brunell:Hey Kid Ummmmmmmmm since you the rookie and I being the Vet heres a tip ,next play just trow as far as you can.
JC:But they have all the man zoned out.
(looking at the players)
Mark Brunell:Hey hey.......your talking to the 2-time pro-bowl QB remember I brought this team to the play offs in 05?.
JC:Ya but stunk up last year.
Brunell:......................just do what I say they have no good players on that D.
Newman:Hey yo Roy Don't cover Santana Moss aight.
Wow.
That's all I can say without breaking a rule.
I will add that that's quite possibly the worst attempt at a joke that I've ever seen.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:51 pm
by NC43Hog
Maybe English is P2S's third or fourth language.
We can only hope.
Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:14 pm
by GSPODS
NC43Hog wrote:Maybe English is P2S's third or fourth language.
We can only hope.
What was that quote you use, again?
"stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:57 am
by NC43Hog
GSPODS wrote:NC43Hog wrote:Maybe English is P2S's third or fourth language.
We can only hope.
What was that quote you use, again?
"stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Let's not forget FAT and DRUNK. The latter may be the culprit!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:28 pm
by Bob 0119
Yeah, I don't get it either. Don't quit your day job, or maybe go and get a day job, but comedy writing is not for you.
I know, I know, the potheads, paint-huffers, and acid freaks probably think your hilarious, but trust me on this, it's just not there man...
Re: Any body wanna hear a funny Family guys joke
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:38 pm
by 1niksder
por-tiz2skins wrote:OK here we go.
Peter :O crap.
Biran:Oooooo............Peter why would you be reading play boy during a tornado.
Peter:Boy this reminds me of the time when Mark Brunell was forcing JC to trow an INT against the cowboys.
/Image/
(Time out)
Mark Brunell:Hey Kid Ummmmmmmmm since you the rookie and I being the Vet heres a tip ,next play just trow as far as you can.
JC:But they have all the man zoned out.
(looking at the players)
Mark Brunell:Hey hey.......your talking to the 2-time pro-bowl QB remember I brought this team to the play offs in 05?.
JC:Ya but stunk up last year.
Brunell:......................just do what I say they have no good players on that D.
Newman:Hey yo Roy Don't cover Santana Moss aight.
This isn't funny... it's sad.