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For the record I AM NOT ENCOURAGING THE CLICKAGE OF A GOOGLE AD, but has anyone else seen the ad that pops up for Papa Berts Sippin' Seat? That thing is AWESOME. It's a stadium seat cushion, like the ones Skins fans tossed on the field a RFK many moons ago, except it hold liquid and has a spout.

What a fan-freaking-tastic idea that is. I wish I could come up with something like that. The idea I've been kicking around for years is some sort of personal port-o-potty. If anyone's ever been to a Neckcar race, you'll know that tailgating starts at like 7 in the morning, and no one wants to run all the way across the parking lot or field to get to a 20 minute wait for a urinal trough with 12 beers screaming to get out of your bladder.

That being said, who wants to pay 8 bucks for a beer when you can bring your own in you seat cushion with no one the wiser.

I might have to get one of those. It will just about pay for itself in one game. 3 beers X 8 dollars = $24 - $3 for store purchased beer = $21. In two games it will have more than paid for itself.

But ... how do you keep the beer cold?

Granted in December when its 35 outside its not a problem ... but in September when its still 90+ ...

You get plastered in the parking lot, so you're too drunk to realize it's warm. Or buy German beer. It's typically best warm anyway.

JansenFan wrote:... I wish I could come up with something like that. The idea I've been kicking around for years is some sort of personal port-o-potty. If anyone's ever been to a Neckcar race, you'll know that tailgating starts at like 7 in the morning, and no one wants to run all the way across the parking lot or field to get to a 20 minute wait for a urinal trough with 12 beers screaming to get out of your bladder.

The answer is 'depends'. They work in a variety of situations. Whats good for our astronauts on long drives should be good enough for ball games.

I'm going to put water in mine for "Fan Appreciation Day". =)

That does sound pretty cool.

The Dram sandle from Reef (spydersurf.com) has a three-ounce microflask in each heel.

SkinsFreak wrote:That does sound pretty cool.

The Dram sandle from Reef (spydersurf.com) has a three-ounce microflask in each heel.

you'd get so much sand in your drink

You'd prob'ly wanna make sure you drain it dry BEFORE walkin' that soaked floor on the way to the urinal.......

Yeah, dat....

Well, at least when you're at a Skins game in late December, and the temperature outside is 18 degrees with a wind chill of -6 below, and the guy next to you is wearing flip-flops, you'll know why.

rick301 wrote:But ... how do you keep the beer cold?

Granted in December when its 35 outside its not a problem ... but in September when its still 90+ ...

Even in it keeps it cold, it would still be flat. Now don't get me wrong, flat beer is still better than no beer. Plus it only holds 3 beers.... again, better than nothing but...

I am thinking this is best if you put liquor in it, or some kind of liquor based drink. Fill with Burbon, (yes burbon not whiskey) get a free coke from the drunk driver sign up booth and you are in "bit-ness"!