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TCWest discussed this with me and we both agreed it would be a fun idea to give captions to the pic this time.

I posted this pic in jest in this thread:
http://www.the-hogs.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2360



"Trainer, wheres my cell phone so I can call Spurrier and tell him how stupid he is?!!!!!"

No... look at Patrick's hand... he's saying,

"5 guys to block 8 blitzers... and people call this Spurrier guy a genius? I'm getting killed out here."

Why am I in trouble because I ran the play like he said to?

"They're paying this guy 5 million bucks a year to teach a team to get me killed?"

Just get me five seconds to throw the daggone ball

"No I'm alright Hue, I can only see 5 of you."

Did you read that 5th Quarter on TheHogs.Net last week? Why doesn't Spurrier listen?

"Sack #5 made my right knee-cap move, but look I can still stand on it"

"I've taken so many hits my head swelled...Can somebody help me get my helmet back on!?!?!"

BringThePain! wrote:"I've taken so many hits my head swelled...Can somebody help me get my helmet back on!?!?!"

very original... see now, you've just inspired a whole new set of captions:

"Can somebody help me get this defensive end's shoe out of my helmet?"

"Guys... look at the size of my head... do you think I could get a block out here?"

Where in the world is that pizza - it's not like this place is hard to find!

skinsfaninroanoke wrote:Where in the world is that pizza - it's not like this place is hard to find!

"Man, I don't have enough money! We haven't scored a touchdown all day so we can't have that free topping of anchovies I wanted and that free liter of Coke from Papa Johns! Crap! I guess we'll have to stick with Ledo's then "

"Max ? Who the heck is 'Max' ? How 'bout some "Pat Protect ?"

"Where's Joe Gibbs when you need him?!?!?"

Two months later....

"D'OH!!!!"

"coach spurrier,we need to use your playbook for something useful.how about as toilet paper at redskin park?"

The pizza guy is here... anyone seen my wallet?

or

Is pepperoni and sausage good for all of you? I'll buy if you can just block someone out there!

"damnit, would you look at these grass stains, ginny is going to raise hell on laundry day again"

"would you please get these cords out from under my feet? don't i spend enogh time on my @$$ on the feild? now i gotta worry about going down on the sidelines too? whats a guy got to do to get a little help around here?"

(TOBC)"i just can't wait till this season's over so i can take the money and run."

"would you please get these cords out from under my feet? don't i spend enogh time on my @$$ on the feild? now i gotta worry about going down on the sidelines too? whats a guy got to do to get a little help around here?"

hehehe!!!

What do you mean "did I pee myself on that last play?" Whatever gave you that idea?

"Dude where's my car, can somebody get it for me so I can get the heck out of here alive"

What do you mean there's no fifth down ?

"Coach says you would have been open in college."

"Huddle up ! Huddle Up ! Coach drew up the play on my palm !"

I gotta go take a number 5 - I'll be back by training camp...