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Politics

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:41 pm
by Fios
I have a set of views that run contrary to yours, discuss

Re: Politics

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:55 pm
by jazzskins
I insist that they are indeed contrary to mine! And I intend to state loudly and repeatedly exactly what my views are. Then after seeing the truth in the written word....you will still not change your mind! Sheesh!

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:12 pm
by Fios
I will soon post a slew of links that will in no way advance this discussion

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:21 pm
by jazzskins
I will not read your link, but will instead slander the article as having come from a biased source!

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 9:49 pm
by Fios
Nearly 26% of most Americans are almost unclear about some of your positions ... take that!

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:54 am
by jazzskins
I've been shown in studies to be 40% right all the time, everytime!

Look, I just want you to here my views and adopt them as your own, because of my incredible mental prowess. Is that so wrong?

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:06 am
by Fios
Your views demonstrate your hatred for America while mine both affirm my love for America and that I am generally a better person than you

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:22 am
by Cappster
I cannot discuss politics with an evil cup. I guess that means I am a bigot!

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:24 am
by Cappster
Oops, I mean't I cannot discuss politics with an EVIL STRAW! Forgive me for being politically incorrect.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:33 am
by Fios
Bigot!

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:22 am
by JansenFan
50% of my political party members make up 20% of the 26% that are unclear on your positions, which statistically make your party more at fault than mine.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:33 am
by crazyhorse1
The cup runneth over.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:56 pm
by Redskin in Canada
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I knew that the title politics on a thread was too much of a temptation for a certain poster that we know of.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:25 pm
by UK Skins Fan
I'm bringing absolutely nothing of value to this discussion, which clearly makes me a moderate.

Perhaps you could all start discussing the Constitution again? I like it when you do that.

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:51 pm
by Fios
The Constitution protects all of the rights that I say it does and your understanding of it is without any value!

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:08 pm
by Fios
I win again!

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:07 am
by jazzskins
Well, The framers of the constitution clearly never meant for that to happen!

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:22 am
by 1niksder
UK Skins Fan wrote:I'm bringing absolutely nothing of value to this discussion, which clearly makes me a moderate.

I have nothing to add to your valueless statement, however I felt the need to advance your postition. I know it wasn't needed and I only reproduced what you added to the discussion, but everyone needs a advocate sometimes.

UK Skins Fan wrote:Perhaps you could all start discussing the Constitution again? I like it when you do that.

There is no room for enjoyment when we get to dabating the issues that we are debating here. when we are debating them here.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:21 pm
by UK Skins Fan
That's nonsense. My statement, in it's original form, was entirely pointless, and there was absolutely no need for that point to be reinforced by your own pointless utterances.

I intend to continue enjoying this, until such point as Fios concedes that he is wrong, has lost, and accepts the uncontestable truth that the Constitution takes no sustainable position with regard to the consumption of pizza.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 4:24 pm
by Chris Luva Luva
Eating pizza is unpatriotic.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 5:53 pm
by KazooSkinsFan
Chris Luva Luva wrote:Eating pizza is unpatriotic.


Ouch, he's smacking you Fios, this isn't smack, is it?

Though I guess it depends what the definition of "is" is and technically Fios only "wants" pizza, is wanting pizza unpatriotic?

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:08 pm
by 1niksder
KazooSkinsFan wrote: is wanting pizza unpatriotic?

I think it depends on what type of pizza, when he wants it and what he'll do with it once he has it. Constitutionally he may be OK but I really don't want to commit to a opinion.

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:45 pm
by KazooSkinsFan
1niksder wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote: is wanting pizza unpatriotic?

I think it depends on what type of pizza, when he wants it and what he'll do with it once he has it. Constitutionally he may be OK but I really don't want to commit to a opinion.


For a Republican the pizza's Unconstitutional because the sauce is "red"

For a Democrat the pizza is only Constitutional if he's the one baking it

For a Libertarian the pizza's Constitutional if it was baked in the private sector driven by market hunger but Unconstitutional if it's made with ingredients confiscated by government and baked in a government oven

An independent thinks the pizza's Constitutional, unless it isn't, but he isn't sure about that

For a Communist Constitutionality is determined by equitable distribution of the pizza with half going to him and the rest divided very evenly among everyone else

A Green party member lectures you until the pizza's cold and you don't care anymore if it's Constitutional or not

And for an Anarchist the Constitution is unconstitutional

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:36 pm
by jazzskins
KazooSkinsFan wrote:
1niksder wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote: is wanting pizza unpatriotic?

I think it depends on what type of pizza, when he wants it and what he'll do with it once he has it. Constitutionally he may be OK but I really don't want to commit to a opinion.


For a Republican the pizza's Unconstitutional because the sauce is "red"

For a Democrat the pizza is only Constitutional if he's the one baking it

For a Libertarian the pizza's Constitutional if it was baked in the private sector driven by market hunger but Unconstitutional if it's made with ingredients confiscated by government and baked in a government oven

An independent thinks the pizza's Constitutional, unless it isn't, but he isn't sure about that

For a Communist Constitutionality is determined by equitable distribution of the pizza with half going to him and the rest divided very evenly among everyone else

A Green party member lectures you until the pizza's cold and you don't care anymore if it's Constitutional or not

And for an Anarchist the Constitution is unconstitutional


Well, thats just plain bigotted!

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 9:48 pm
by KazooSkinsFan
jazzskins wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote:
1niksder wrote:
KazooSkinsFan wrote: is wanting pizza unpatriotic?

I think it depends on what type of pizza, when he wants it and what he'll do with it once he has it. Constitutionally he may be OK but I really don't want to commit to a opinion.


For a Republican the pizza's Unconstitutional because the sauce is "red"

For a Democrat the pizza is only Constitutional if he's the one baking it

For a Libertarian the pizza's Constitutional if it was baked in the private sector driven by market hunger but Unconstitutional if it's made with ingredients confiscated by government and baked in a government oven

An independent thinks the pizza's Constitutional, unless it isn't, but he isn't sure about that

For a Communist Constitutionality is determined by equitable distribution of the pizza with half going to him and the rest divided very evenly among everyone else

A Green party member lectures you until the pizza's cold and you don't care anymore if it's Constitutional or not

And for an Anarchist the Constitution is unconstitutional


Well, thats just plain bigotted!


Is not! I hate everyone, fair and square, even Steven, regardless of their political party. There is no favoritim here!