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All of you looking for answers to the dismal Redskins season are looking in the wrong place! Its obvious that the reason behind all of the Redskins problems is the fact that there is STILL too much RED on the Redskins uniforms!

True, Snyder & Gibbs have done away with the RED jerseys & pants. That’s a really good start towards self-emasculation for the Ladies in White. But there is so much more RED that can still be removed:

1. Socks & stripes: can easily be made white

2. Numbers: can’t be white since you need to see them, but let’s make them black and get rid of the RED

3. Helmets: lots of RED there, so let’s make the helmets white

4. Indian on the helmet: let’s remove all the red pigment and turn him into a white guy. (Maybe even Snyder’s picture on the helmet? I’m surprised he hasn’t thought of that already.)

5. Finally, since we can’t have RED in the Redskins and they must be the Ladies in White, let’s change the name to the Washington Whiteskins ! (Or if we go with Snyder on the helmets, how about the Washington Snyders?)

Bottom line, we just can’t have any RED on the Redskins. C’mon, its obvious!

Ladies and gentlemen... Micheal Richards

rkuehn wrote:All of you looking for answers to the dismal Redskins season are looking in the wrong place! Its obvious that the reason behind all of the Redskins problems is the fact that there is STILL too much RED on the Redskins uniforms!

True, Snyder & Gibbs have done away with the RED jerseys & pants. That’s a really good start towards self-emasculation for the Ladies in White. But there is so much more RED that can still be removed:

1. Socks & stripes: can easily be made white

2. Numbers: can’t be white since you need to see them, but let’s make them black and get rid of the RED

3. Helmets: lots of RED there, so let’s make the helmets white

4. Indian on the helmet: let’s remove all the red pigment and turn him into a white guy. (Maybe even Snyder’s picture on the helmet? I’m surprised he hasn’t thought of that already.)

5. Finally, since we can’t have RED in the Redskins and they must be the Ladies in White, let’s change the name to the Washington Whiteskins ! (Or if we go with Snyder on the helmets, how about the Washington Snyders?)

Bottom line, we just can’t have any RED on the Redskins. C’mon, its obvious!

You must be thinking of the Chief's or some other team, there isn't ANY Red in a Redskins uniform!

burgandy, boss.

Well I thought RED to be the equivalent of burgundy. But I'll raise the white flag on that one.

Get it? WHITE flag?

Speaking of white flags, REDskins could never hand out those bar-towel things to fans at games... because they'd be white and you'd have 90,000 people waving white flags.

So someone thinks Michael Richards is behind the all-white REDskins? Nah, I don't think the Whiteskins are racist, just self-emasculating.

And hey, why is this web site all RED? Its needs to be all WHITE! No color allowed!

Anybody notice? Chargers 8-2, White Snyders 3-7.

Spurrier wasn't much of a pro coach but those retro unis looked pretty cool...

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rkuehn wrote:Well I thought RED to be the equivalent of burgundy. But I'll raise the white flag on that one.

Get it? WHITE flag?

Speaking of white flags, REDskins could never hand out those bar-towel things to fans at games... because they'd be white and you'd have 90,000 people waving white flags.

So someone thinks Michael Richards is behind the all-white REDskins? Nah, I don't think the Whiteskins are racist, just self-emasculating.

And hey, why is this web site all RED? Its needs to be all WHITE! No color allowed!

Anybody notice? Chargers 8-2, White Snyders 3-7.

Spurrier wasn't much of a pro coach but those retro unis looked pretty cool...

Actually white flags could be appropriate this year.

BTW, the term "Redskin" does not come from the color of their Skin but the Delaware Indians (Algonquans) who painted their skin red for ceremonies.

So the term "redskin" can't map to "whiteskin" unless we paint our skin white. I'm told by a friend of mine we're more "pink" anyway so maybe we should try it.

If Gibbs had kept Brunell in and not made the switch to Campbell, I think 90,000 + waving white flags would be a pretty good way for the fans to express themselves. But then Snyder would start selling them for 25 bucks a pop.

rkuehn wrote:All of you looking for answers to the dismal Redskins season are looking in the wrong place! Its obvious that the reason behind all of the Redskins problems is the fact that there is STILL too much RED on the Redskins uniforms!

True, Snyder & Gibbs have done away with the RED jerseys & pants. That’s a really good start towards self-emasculation for the Ladies in White. But there is so much more RED that can still be removed:

1. Socks & stripes: can easily be made white

2. Numbers: can’t be white since you need to see them, but let’s make them black and get rid of the RED

3. Helmets: lots of RED there, so let’s make the helmets white

4. Indian on the helmet: let’s remove all the red pigment and turn him into a white guy. (Maybe even Snyder’s picture on the helmet? I’m surprised he hasn’t thought of that already.)

5. Finally, since we can’t have RED in the Redskins and they must be the Ladies in White, let’s change the name to the Washington Whiteskins ! (Or if we go with Snyder on the helmets, how about the Washington Snyders?)

Bottom line, we just can’t have any RED on the Redskins. C’mon, its obvious!

What planet are you from?

last season we were white. this season we should have gone with all red(burgandy) and next season we should be all gold!! how crazy would that be. 52 shiney gold players!! the other team would be so confused. along with Danny Boy and Gibbs and me and most likely you. but man would that be somthing.