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Giants haikus

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:30 am
by BossHog
How about some Haikus for our division rival Giants?

Remember - 3 lines -> 5 syllables, 7 syllables 5 syllables

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:52 am
by Justice Hog
Thirty-six to 0 (pronounced "oh")
We saw when we last played there
This time it's our turn

We are two and two
The Giants are one and two
We will get three wins

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:26 am
by ChrisHanburger
Motor mouthed wind bags
Both Shockey and Arrington
Will suck wind this week

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:30 am
by hailskins666
egg-headed pierce and
lavar the wounded traitor
can both eat a ____ (fill in the blank with your favorite one syllable reference)

HTTR

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:58 pm
by JPM36
Manning backpedals
Throws it up towards Burress
Easy Pick for Sean

S. Moss vs. Big Blue
Talk about a huge mismatch!
Enjoy the cellar

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:58 pm
by reggiebrooks4life
~From Eli Manning

Where is my Ron Dayne
Tiki is Fragile and Weak
Jacobs is poo poo

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 1:29 pm
by Countertrey
Lavar runs his mouth
Oh, some people never learn
Lavar runs his mouth

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 6:04 pm
by Justice Hog
Lavar is an ass
Arrington still can't play ball
Good riddance Lavar!

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:09 am
by Warmother
Tigers kill the Yanks
Redskins kill the New York Gnats
What a great weekend

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 9:59 am
by BossHog
Strahan is not gay!
Who cares what his ex-wife says.
He's just sensitive.

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:11 am
by Justice Hog
Strahan is so gay!
Should come out of the closet.
Big ol' fudge packer.

Re: Giants haikus

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:35 am
by Burgandyandglory
Eli no Peyton
Arrington can't read playbook
New York smell like s***

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:38 am
by Burgandyandglory
G-Stings are a team?
Eli buys lacy panties
Strahan gets turned on.