The-Hogs.net - Washington Football Discussion, Redskins to Commanders Era

So I have a confession. Lately I have been overworked, underpaid, and no where near had enough rest. Now that I have given you guys my mindset, a couple of weeks ago I went to a breast cancer fund raiser and won Dodger tickets to see them play San Diego. I was so excited b/c even though I'm not the biggest baseball fan, this is a good matchup because of the race for 1st place in the division. Anyways, I had to choose 3 dates this month of games I wanted to go to and for some reason i chose this Sunday (Sept 17th). What was I thinking? Skins vs pukes. I can't get rid of the tickets. I paid 1000 bucks for the 4 tickets, and two autographed baseballs. I blew it guys. I will Tivo it and watch at 11:00 pm. Sorry but I will be delayed.

I swear I am a true fan!

frankcal20 wrote:So I have a confession. Lately I have been overworked, underpaid, and no where near had enough rest. Now that I have given you guys my mindset, a couple of weeks ago I went to a breast cancer fund raiser and won Dodger tickets to see them play San Diego. I was so excited b/c even though I'm not the biggest baseball fan, this is a good matchup because of the race for 1st place in the division. Anyways, I had to choose 3 dates this month of games I wanted to go to and for some reason i chose this Sunday (Sept 17th). What was I thinking? Skins vs pukes. I can't get rid of the tickets. I paid 1000 bucks for the 4 tickets, and two autographed baseballs. I blew it guys. I will Tivo it and watch at 11:00 pm. Sorry but I will be delayed.

I swear I am a true fan!

normally i would blow a fuse if someone postponed football for baseball... but $1000 buys you all the time you want! plus your contribution toward breast cancer research means you could be going to a high school field hockey game and we can't hold it against you.

That's not so bad - heck, I'm coaching my 2nd daughter's Under 5 soccer team (as much as a collection of 4-year olds can be coached, which isn't much) most Sunday afternoons between 1 and 5. Luckily the first two 'skins games don't conflict with this soccer circus!

Its cool....although you do lose some points because its baseball.

baseball over football??? ok, ok, wait a minute, even better: baseball over the REDSKINS? even better yet: boring, like watching paint dry, rather have an anal probe done, baseball over the SKINS vs girls game, in a hostile house ????

i'd give the baseball tickets away... give them away. it would take more than a thousand dollars to keep me from watching the skins vs pukes.

dude you lost major cool points on this one, even by having to debate the question. you better be getting some seriously fine ass out of the deal, or your cool points are going to drop even more....


HA! baseball over the skins..
i needed a laugh to make the time pass quicker.

hell, i think theres a 'mary-kay' party across the street that night, maybe i'll go to that instead of watching the game....

I say we tie him to the back of the Skins Bus and Drag Him!!!!

hailskins666 wrote:even better yet: boring, like watching paint dry, rather have an anal probe done, baseball over the SKINS vs girls game, in a hostile house ?

You'd rather have an anal probe than watch a baseball game?

Steve Spurrier III wrote:

hailskins666 wrote:even better yet: boring, like watching paint dry, rather have an anal probe done, baseball over the SKINS vs girls game, in a hostile house ?

You'd rather have an anal probe than watch a baseball game?

...at least he's not in denial.

Steve Spurrier III wrote:

hailskins666 wrote:even better yet: boring, like watching paint dry, rather have an anal probe done, baseball over the SKINS vs girls game, in a hostile house ?

You'd rather have an anal probe than watch a baseball game?

yes. i'd rather have ten people kick the living crap out of me rather than watch baseball. i'd rather have somone snatch each of my fingernails out one by one with a pair of vice-grips than to watch that sh..stuff. drill a hole in my tooth and play with the live nerve ending befor you ask me to watch baseball. any of the above would be better than watching baseball. hope that clears things up.....

hailskins666 wrote:

Steve Spurrier III wrote:

hailskins666 wrote:even better yet: boring, like watching paint dry, rather have an anal probe done, baseball over the SKINS vs girls game, in a hostile house ?

You'd rather have an anal probe than watch a baseball game?

yes. i'd rather have ten people kick the living crap out of me rather than watch baseball. i'd rather have somone snatch each of my fingernails out one by one with a pair of vice-grips than to watch that sh..stuff. drill a hole in my tooth and play with the live nerve ending befor you ask me to watch baseball. any of the above would be better than watching baseball. hope that clears things up.....

Oh come on! It's not that bad - at least there's hot dogs and beer with baseball! A baseball game is also a fine place for a nap!

Mursilis wrote:

hailskins666 wrote:

Steve Spurrier III wrote:

hailskins666 wrote:even better yet: boring, like watching paint dry, rather have an anal probe done, baseball over the SKINS vs girls game, in a hostile house ?

You'd rather have an anal probe than watch a baseball game?

yes. i'd rather have ten people kick the living crap out of me rather than watch baseball. i'd rather have somone snatch each of my fingernails out one by one with a pair of vice-grips than to watch that sh..stuff. drill a hole in my tooth and play with the live nerve ending befor you ask me to watch baseball. any of the above would be better than watching baseball. hope that clears things up.....

Oh come on! It's not that bad - at least there's hot dogs and beer with baseball! A baseball game is also a fine place for a nap! :lol:

Oh, I'm mainly going there for the food and beer. I love to overpay. Are you kidding me. I really don't enjoy baseball at all except in person. Good new was today they changed the game to a 1:00 first pitch so we will leave early if we need to and we can still catch it on time.

hailskins666 wrote:

Steve Spurrier III wrote:

hailskins666 wrote:even better yet: boring, like watching paint dry, rather have an anal probe done, baseball over the SKINS vs girls game, in a hostile house ?

You'd rather have an anal probe than watch a baseball game?

yes. i'd rather have ten people kick the living crap out of me rather than watch baseball. i'd rather have somone snatch each of my fingernails out one by one with a pair of vice-grips than to watch that sh..stuff. drill a hole in my tooth and play with the live nerve ending befor you ask me to watch baseball. any of the above would be better than watching baseball. hope that clears things up.....

Well, you are the fan from hell, after all.

Reading this reminded me of how much baseball really does suck. It's a sport where the players spend almost as much time sitting down as the fans. Even in NASCAR the drivers are doing work while sitting down, not scratching themselves and watching a baseball game.

I do love funnel cake, though.