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I've been a member of other communities and other forums that do Haiku's to encourage a little creative juice...

Do you knw what a Haiku is? Check it out here. it'll bascally tell you that a Haiku is a verse that has three lines... first line has 5 syllables, second line has seven syllables and the third has five again. (they don't have to rhyme)

The deal in all of the communities that I have been a part of was that you heavily chastise anybody who's Haiku DOESN'T meet the criterion of actually BEING a Haiku. So make sure you know what it is and make sure you check yours to see if it qualifies before you post it... or you're going to hear about it. If you don't like Haikus... STOP CLICKING THIS LINK.

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Here come the Vikings,
Prime time game on Monday Night,
Let the games begin.


Smoot's back in D.C
Hey, where is the big party?
Check the marina.


Chester Taylor runs,
Unfortunately for him,
Sean Taylor destroys.

Brad Johnson comes back
To a place he once called home.
Will taste turf often.

The Vikings, who choke,
look to the Eagles for help!?
They must be on crack!

Tice left for the Jags,
Closer to the Super Bowl.
Tickets anyone?

Randy quit on them,
And Culpeper's a Dolphin.
Skins will crush the Vikes.

Spread at four point five
beg, borrow, steal to wager
Take the skins, No Jive

Ah, Minnesota
Your lake brings you drunken fun
Fedex brings you pain

Brad back in D.C.
Sean sends him home to mama
they go to Mayo

Vanilla offense?
Only in the preseason.
Hail to the Redskins.

Some good stuff here.

Keep 'em coming.

Brad Childress' last team
Got poleaxed at Fed Ex Field.
New team, same result.


Gibbs versus Childress.
Best-ever faces newbie.
Brad's debut ruined.

Bust out the cold beer
fire up the freedom grill
A75

Vikings are in town.
Skins fans must fill FedEx Field.
"12th Man", where you at?


Offense at work....shhhhhh!!!!
Do wave only for defense.
Respect fellow fans.

Braves on the Warpath
Vikings won't know what hit them
Annihilation...

Superbowl season,
In DC 2006.
Just enjoy the ride.

A Saunders offense.
A Williams blitzing defense.
A Redskins title.

Fall winds chase away
The hot off-season dog days;
Skins will ice the Vikes.

(Sorry for not posting this in Haiku form, but I have a quick asside.

Now I had heard in Japan Haiku writing was a really respected skill, and that great poets would write them as love letters.

It seems to me it's pretty easy to write one, why would this be such a respected skill? Did I get that part all wrong, or is it way harder to write these in Japanese? Did there used to be more rules?)

Old Smoot’s drunk Vikings
Disembark, their women gone.
Redskins coalesce.

the viqueens suck ass
that is all you need to know
who's laughing now smoot

Smoot went to Minny
he had tired of losing
get used to it Fred

Offense will explode
Sean and the D will destroy
P.King will still hate

Lake Minnetonka
Wanna go for a boat ride?
Then take off your shirt.

JPM36 wrote:Brad back in D.C.
Sean sends him home to mama
they go to Mayo

Who's coming to my house?

Some more good stuff folks.

Todd Pinkston's a Vike,
Do you remember that guy?
Sean Taylor sure does.


I hate the Cowboys,
I know it's not thematic,
Said it anyway.

Jake wrote:

JPM36 wrote:Brad back in D.C.
Sean sends him home to mama
they go to Mayo

Who's coming to my house?

Was going for the Mayo Clinic but I think it's funny either way.

Vikes dont have a chance
1 and 0 after Monday
And we want Dallas

Brad just wet himself
If you are wondering why
Just look at Sean T.