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List of Cowboy Criminals
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:14 pm
by WuSkinsFan
I know that's redundant but I need to know if I missed anybody. I am in the midst of a debate with some cowgirl fans. If you can add to my list or point me to a link, I would appreciate it.
Michael Irvin
Nate Newton
Deion Sanders
Leon Lett
Hollywood Henderson
Duane Thomas
Erik Williams
Robert "Bullet Bob" Hayes
Dwayne Goodrich
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:19 pm
by Chris Luva Luva
Moved to ATL.
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:23 pm
by Deadskins
What crime did Deion commit?
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:28 pm
by Chris Luva Luva
JSPB22 wrote:What crime did Deion commit?
Not tackling.
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:35 pm
by Fios
Oh, he's a
standup guy 
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:08 pm
by USAFSkinFan
Barry "I didn't know I wasn't allowed to pack a loaded gun in my carry-on luggage" Switzer
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:13 pm
by BossHog
I've posted this before... it's not a complete list but it has a few you didn't have...
Dwayne Goodrich - two counts of manslaughter
Michael Irvin - arrested with a piece of crack the size of a golfball once, just how many times did he get caught with coke?
Nate Newton - arrested with 213lbs of weed after being caught with 175 lbs of weed... and within two months of each other... that's 388lbs of mellow cowboy
Barry Switzer - possession of a .38 in an airport
Leon Lett - numerous drug charges
Erik Williams - sexual assault of a 17 year old
Harvey Martin - sexual assault, coke... hell, he even made Landry look bad when Landry justified it by saying:"Somebody can use coke and it's like beer to some extent. We're talking about recreational coke. That's a big difference with chemical dependency."
Rafael Septien - sexual assault of a 10 year old girl
Lance Rentzen - sexual assault of a 10 year old girl
Bob Hayes - selling drugs to an undercover cop
Laary Bethea - assault, theft, and then he shot himself with the .38 that he held up 2 variety stores with that same day
Mark Tuinei - died from an overdose of a heroin/ecstasy mixture
Thomas henderson - arrested and charged with sexual assault and false imprisonment after exchanging crack for sex with two minors, one of whom was wheelchair-bound
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:19 pm
by yupchagee
Nate Newton - arrested with 213lbs of weed after being caught with 175 lbs of weed... and within two months of each other... that's 388lbs of mellow cowboy
That's not much for a guy his size.

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:20 pm
by yupchagee
Cowboy criminal=reduntant.
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:21 pm
by USAFSkinFan
Lance Rentzel: Marijauna, Cocaine, and exposing himself to a 10 year old girl...
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:45 pm
by WuSkinsFan
Thanks for the input. Good stuff.
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:13 pm
by Deadskins
Didn't they get rid of the "starting" QB two years ago before binging in Testaverde? Wasn't that on a coke charge?
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:24 pm
by JansenFan
Yeah something happened with Quincy Carter. I don't remember what it was though.
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:27 pm
by old-timer
Paul Attner of the The Sporting News writes:
Fans don't understand the NFL's drug policy. They don't understand why players are constantly given second, third and fourth chances instead of being tossed off their respective teams. They know there are reasons, but they don't agree.
Those fans have a new hero in Bill Parcells.
He is their hero because he made a stand on drugs with Wednesday's release of Quincy Carter. He made a stand by cutting his starting quarterback, the man who unexpectedly led his team into the playoffs last season. He cut him a few days into training camp, severely disrupting his offensive plans and a good chunk of his playbook. But he did it because he had told his players what he expected from them and Carter did not meet those standards.
Without Carter, the Cowboys are left with Vinny Testaverde, raw rookie Drew Henson and unproven second-year man Tony Romo at quarterback. With this decision, Parcells might have eliminated this team from playoff contention. It is a move that probably no other franchise in the league would make, considering the damage it does to the team's short-term prospects.
But to Parcells, this was a test of his integrity. If he establishes expectations for behavior and reliability, and then passes on releasing Carter, he is not only betraying himself but also the loyalty of his players. This was all about credibility. Carter was the test case and Parcells proved to be a man of his word.
This reportedly is the second time Carter has failed a drug test. That brings into question his dependability and trustworthiness. How can you rely on a quarterback who might later have a third failure, which could lead to a league suspension? This was a shaky and dangerous path for the Cowboys to follow and Parcells declined the temptation.
http://eddriscoll.com/archives/005842.php
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:04 pm
by NC43Hog
I'm not sure Duane Thomas did anything other than be moody - then he came to the Skins and was moody!
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:27 pm
by old-timer
NC43Hog wrote:I'm not sure Duane Thomas did anything other than be moody - then he came to the Skins and was moody!
The devil went down to Dallas
In the 1970 and 1971 seasons the Dallas Cowboys fielded Duane Thomas as the fullback behind Walt Garrison. Thomas was fast, smart, could hit and if his rookie season was any indication, he was headed for a long and fruitful NFL career and the Hall of Fame. Unfortunately Thomas was a casual drug user and had an attitude bigger than Dallas. His attitude was so bad that Dallas tried to trade him after the 1970 season; but no one would take him. After the 71 season Thomas' drug use came to light and Landry announced that he would not field such a person in the 72 season. During the next two seasons Thomas was bounced to San Diego and then Washington. Unwilling to put up with his attitude and drugs any longer, Washington cut Thomas after two seasons. With no other team willing to pick him up, such ended the career of a back with the potential of a Tony Dorsett and maybe even a Walter Payton or Emmit Smith.
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:04 am
by redskingush
2 thumbs up for Nate Newton, 388LBS, good try Nate
I give him credit for not messing around with ounces.
Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:02 am
by Deadskins
redskingush wrote:2 thumbs up for Nate Newton, 388LBS, good try Nate

I give him credit for not messing around with ounces.
And after being caught the first time, going with a larger amount the second time.
Pssst. Hey Nate, I think your source is giving you up.

Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:11 pm
by NC43Hog
old-timer wrote:NC43Hog wrote:I'm not sure Duane Thomas did anything other than be moody - then he came to the Skins and was moody!
The devil went down to Dallas
In the 1970 and 1971 seasons the Dallas Cowboys fielded Duane Thomas as the fullback behind Walt Garrison. Thomas was fast, smart, could hit and if his rookie season was any indication, he was headed for a long and fruitful NFL career and the Hall of Fame. Unfortunately Thomas was a casual drug user and had an attitude bigger than Dallas. His attitude was so bad that Dallas tried to trade him after the 1970 season; but no one would take him. After the 71 season Thomas' drug use came to light and Landry announced that he would not field such a person in the 72 season. During the next two seasons Thomas was bounced to San Diego and then Washington. Unwilling to put up with his attitude and drugs any longer, Washington cut Thomas after two seasons. With no other team willing to pick him up, such ended the career of a back with the potential of a Tony Dorsett and maybe even a Walter Payton or Emmit Smith.
So drugs can make you moody - or in his case, REALLY MOODY - what a waste. I remember the game he went after people in the stands after that threw or yelled stuff at him.

Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:27 pm
by joebagadonuts
yupchagee wrote:Cowboy criminal=reduntant.
Just like 'girls soccer'.
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:43 pm
by tcwest10
joebagadonuts wrote:yupchagee wrote:Cowboy criminal=reduntant.
Just like 'girls soccer'.
Exactly my thoughts!
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:14 pm
by TexasSkin
JSPB22 wrote:What crime did Deion commit?
If I remember correctly Dieon was caught tresspassing, climbed a fence to fish on private property.
Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:01 pm
by Deadskins
TexasSkin wrote:JSPB22 wrote:What crime did Deion commit?
If I remember correctly Dieon was caught tresspassing, climbed a fence to fish on private property.
The man's gotta eat, doesn't he?

Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:48 pm
by yupchagee
TexasSkin wrote:JSPB22 wrote:What crime did Deion commit?
If I remember correctly Dieon was caught tresspassing, climbed a fence to fish on private property.
By Puke standards this doesn't really count. Only a misdemeaner.
