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Our President is now making darn sure his feces and urine aren't
analyzed -- probably for a very good reason.

Read and weep:

http://www.rense.com/general72/fexc.htm


Even Bush's Feces & Urine
Are Classified Top Secret
All Of It Captured And Flown Back From Europe
By Wayne Madsen
WayneMadsenReport.com
7-5-6


Even Bush's crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush's recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush's visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House "toilet security" ("TOILSEC"), which has Austrians talking the most.

The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush's personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush's security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president's bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush's feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush's waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.


Even Bush's toilet paper was flown in from the U.S. Air Base at Ramstein, Germany. In addition, Bush's food was flown in from the United States and tested with special chemicals before he ate it. Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, who was shot by a firing squad in 1989, was the last major European leader to constantly use a food tester. The last frequent state visitor to Vienna, who always relied on a food tester, was Adolf Hitler.

I think it's tremendous that a man of your age is still able to find gainful employment, CrazyHorse.
Congratulations! It sounds like a good job for you.

I for one am delighted that such extreme measures are being taken to guard the President's waste. If that stuff escaped, there'd be a real stink.

tcwest10 wrote:I think it's tremendous that a man of your age is still able to find gainful employment, CrazyHorse.
Congratulations! It sounds like a good job for you.

Employment? Yes. Gainful? Not in the sense of contributing to society.

yupchagee wrote:

tcwest10 wrote:I think it's tremendous that a man of your age is still able to find gainful employment, CrazyHorse.
Congratulations! It sounds like a good job for you.

Employment? Yes. Gainful? Not in the sense of contributing to society.

You're off topic. The topic is Bush's top secret waste products.

crazyhorse1 wrote:

yupchagee wrote:

tcwest10 wrote:I think it's tremendous that a man of your age is still able to find gainful employment, CrazyHorse.
Congratulations! It sounds like a good job for you.

Employment? Yes. Gainful? Not in the sense of contributing to society.

You're off topic. The topic is Bush's top secret waste products.

OK, go back to writing fiction.

yupchagee wrote:

crazyhorse1 wrote:

yupchagee wrote:

tcwest10 wrote:I think it's tremendous that a man of your age is still able to find gainful employment, CrazyHorse.
Congratulations! It sounds like a good job for you.

Employment? Yes. Gainful? Not in the sense of contributing to society.

You're off topic. The topic is Bush's top secret waste products.

OK, go back to writing fiction.

Are you up for discrediting all the sources for the story on the net, or do you just want to pronounce the reports untrue?

crazyhorse1 wrote:

yupchagee wrote:

crazyhorse1 wrote:

yupchagee wrote:

tcwest10 wrote:I think it's tremendous that a man of your age is still able to find gainful employment, CrazyHorse.
Congratulations! It sounds like a good job for you.

Employment? Yes. Gainful? Not in the sense of contributing to society.

You're off topic. The topic is Bush's top secret waste products.

OK, go back to writing fiction.

Are you up for discrediting all the sources for the story on the net, or do you just want to pronounce the reports untrue?

I have no intention of reading all of that garbage. It is not possible for the reports to be true.

yupchagee wrote:I have no intention of reading all of that garbage. It is not possible for the reports to be true.

That about says it all, doesn't it?

JSPB22 wrote:

yupchagee wrote:I have no intention of reading all of that garbage. It is not possible for the reports to be true.

That about says it all, doesn't it?

In a nut shell.

I think it's tremendous that a man of your age is still able to find gainful employment, CrazyHorse.

I thought he was a college professor.

crazyhorse1 wrote:

JSPB22 wrote:

yupchagee wrote:I have no intention of reading all of that garbage. It is not possible for the reports to be true.

That about says it all, doesn't it?

In a nut shell.

Try to think logically:

Even if this absurd statement that GWB's excrement is TS, a normal flush toilet would adequately destroy the evidence.

Anyone in a position to know about presidential security would be committing a felony by revealing anything about it.

There has never been any credible evidence that he ever used any illegal substance.

You can (& obviously have) found multiple web sites with all sorts of absurd claims. Next I expect you to start referencing the National Enquirer.

Your right! Why didn't I see it before? It's all so clear now.

yupchagee wrote:

crazyhorse1 wrote:

JSPB22 wrote:

yupchagee wrote:I have no intention of reading all of that garbage. It is not possible for the reports to be true.

That about says it all, doesn't it?

In a nut shell.

Try to think logically:

Even if this absurd statement that GWB's excrement is TS, a normal flush toilet would adequately destroy the evidence.

Anyone in a position to know about presidential security would be committing a felony by revealing anything about it.

There has never been any credible evidence that he ever used any illegal substance.

You can (& obviously have) found multiple web sites with all sorts of absurd claims. Next I expect you to start referencing the National Enquirer.

Bush took his own porta potty to Europe and then had his waste shipped back to the U.S. for disposal. The secret service was worried about his waste being gathered in collecting traps in sewer lines. He also took his own toilet paper to Eurpose with him and is now using food tasters. The only two Western leaders I know of who have used food tasters are the former dictator of Rumania (who's name I've forgetten) and Adolph Hitler.

Countertrey wrote:

I think it's tremendous that a man of your age is still able to find gainful employment, CrazyHorse.

I thought he was a college professor.

I'm a writer-in-residence/ full professor at an University.

What - you guys don't travel with your own portable porta-potty? Am I the only one?