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So Jake Plummer may or may not have been involved in a road rage incident but his excuse ranks among the top 10 unbelievably stupid/flat-out hilarious explanations of all time:

Plummer acknowledged cutting off a vehicle because he was in a hurry to deliver a check to charity from his foundation.

http://sports.aol.com/nfl/story_nodrambuie/_a/plummer-in-alleged-road-rage-incident/20060524004809990001


Edited thrice cuz I don't know jack 'bout HTML

....on his way back from adopting 12 orphans.....

Sadly, after reaching the charity, scrambling across the parking lot and using his rifle arm to chuck the giant check through an open window Jake realized he'd just thrown the check to the Pittsburgh Steelers charity.

I've always thought Plummer looks best when his right ring finger is stuck in Shawn Barber's face mask.

Countertrey wrote:I've always thought Plummer looks best when his right ring finger is stuck in Shawn Barber's face mask.

Or behind his head...

Fios wrote:Sadly, after reaching the charity, scrambling across the parking lot and using his rifle arm to chuck the giant check through an open window Jake realized he'd just thrown the check to the Pittsburgh Steelers charity.

Thn he tripped over a near-by dog, tearing three ligaments and is out for the season.

Stupid Charity!