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How Long will T.O. be in Dallas?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:27 pm
by Justice Hog
Assuming that reports of him signing a 3-year deal are true, how long do you think T.O. will actually play for the Cowboys?

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:31 pm
by REDEEMEDSKIN
Where the option for "Sean Taylor will end his career to soon to find out"? :twisted:

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:31 pm
by leatherhead 377
Can't wait for T.O to cross the middle on our safeties. I'm purchasing a HD wide screen with surround sound, as we speak. Want to get the full effect...

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:35 pm
by Redskin in Canada
TO and Parcells leave football altogether after one year to enjoy the rest of their lives together in brokeback mountain. :lol:

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 7:50 pm
by Redskins Rule
Redskin in Canada wrote:TO and Parcells leave football altogether after one year to enjoy the rest of their lives together in brokeback mountain. :lol:


ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:04 am
by skinsRin
Call me crazy but I think he will be a great all around player with Dallas. This is his third jersey he is wearing and there are two sayings, "good things come in 3" and "The third time is a charm".

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 11:55 am
by Redskin in Canada
skinsRin wrote:Call me crazy

All right, CRAZY! :lol:

TO is self-destructive and team-destructive. It is in his nature. Better questions yet:

How long before he begins to call Bledsoe names?

How long before there is a fight in the locker room?

Can you imagine his welcome back in Philthy? Oh, baby! :twisted:

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 12:57 pm
by SkinsJock
leatherhead 377 wrote:Can't wait for T.O to cross the middle on our safeties. I'm purchasing a HD wide screen with surround sound, as we speak. Want to get the full effect...


ROTFALMAO - thanks - that was good for a chuckle!

This team needs people to give Bledsoe time to pass and they get Owens :hmm: - this is not going to be a pretty picture when this team gets to visit Philly, NY and DC



I do have all of the above and am now looking forward to that!

Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:44 pm
by thaiphoon
I voted for he'll get released before his 3rd year.

My guess is this;

1.) He'll behave this year but start being T.O. after this year

2.) He'll be such an ass that during training camp next year Roy Williams will forget that he's a teammate and during drills will horsecollar him for old-time's sake.

3.) T.O then goes on I.R. for his second season with another broken leg. T.O. will then proceed to be a locker room cancer during the year telling players that he "could play better than them even on crutches". He'll call Bledsoe a punk with no arm. He'll call Parcells an over-rated, overpaid, over-aged fat guy. Teammates will hate him. Jerry Jones will want to adopt him.

4.) After being a cancer in the locker room while he was walking on crutches all season T.O. will start a fight with the trainer who merely mentions that he might want to start actually walking on his leg 12 months after the injury.

5.) T.O. will get sent home from his 3rd Cowboy camp and he'll do jumping jacks for the media and film his own step-aerobics workout video.

6.) T.O. will come back for practice and as he's walking through the door to the shower Roy Williams will take another bad angle to the shower and get mad and horsecollar T.O. again (for old times' sake).

7.) T.O. will then blame all of this on the Cowboys and his agent Drew Rosenhaus will then hold a press conference stating that since JJ wanted to adopt him that he owes 18 years of back child support to T.O's mother.

8.) That will be the final straw and T.O. will be released.

Thus ending his career...

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:51 am
by Primetime42
thaiphoon wrote:I voted for he'll get released before his 3rd year.

My guess is this;

1.) He'll behave this year but start being T.O. after this year

2.) He'll be such an ass that during training camp next year Roy Williams will forget that he's a teammate and during drills will horsecollar him for old-time's sake.

3.) T.O then goes on I.R. for his second season with another broken leg. T.O. will then proceed to be a locker room cancer during the year telling players that he "could play better than them even on crutches". He'll call Bledsoe a punk with no arm. He'll call Parcells an over-rated, overpaid, over-aged fat guy. Teammates will hate him. Jerry Jones will want to adopt him.

4.) After being a cancer in the locker room while he was walking on crutches all season T.O. will start a fight with the trainer who merely mentions that he might want to start actually walking on his leg 12 months after the injury.

5.) T.O. will get sent home from his 3rd Cowboy camp and he'll do jumping jacks for the media and film his own step-aerobics workout video.

6.) T.O. will come back for practice and as he's walking through the door to the shower Roy Williams will take another bad angle to the shower and get mad and horsecollar T.O. again (for old times' sake).

7.) T.O. will then blame all of this on the Cowboys and his agent Drew Rosenhaus will then hold a press conference stating that since JJ wanted to adopt him that he owes 18 years of back child support to T.O's mother.

8.) That will be the final straw and T.O. will be released.

Thus ending his career...
Kudos. This was actually pretty funny :lol:

Posted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 1:51 am
by 1niksder
That team in Texas is a lot smarter than Philly but then again they are desperate for a game changing wide out.

TO was signed to a "possible" $25M contract says it's 3 years - Way overpaid in the first years.

Unfortunately this isn't a bad thing... first year cap hit will be $6 million dollars, but it's really 3 one year contracts and they really aren't taking the risk that Philly did. Next year the hit would be $1.5 million more but if he is trouble they only have $4 million to account for and could let him go at any time