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Just re-creating a survey that was done for Golf Digest and Golf For Women magazines:

"You have the opportunity to play Augusta National, but in exchange you will have to abstain from sex for one year. Do you accept the tee time?"

Please make sure you click the appropriate MEN or WOMEN choice.

For those women voting no, I'd be happy to help you out, and I promise not to tell Augusta.

I voted "no" certainly, because I suck at golf and I'd make an ass out of myself at Augusta.

Now, if I were good?

Hmmmm.

Let me think.

Yep, still would vote "no".

UK Skins Fan wrote:For those women voting no, I'd be happy to help you out, and I promise not to tell Augusta.

Just a hint but 2/3rds of the females who post here are with an owner or staff member/mod of these boards. And the other third has a son that is a staff member/mod here. So you may want to be careful what you are offering.

NikiH wrote:

UK Skins Fan wrote:For those women voting no, I'd be happy to help you out, and I promise not to tell Augusta.

Just a hint but 2/3rds of the females who post here are with an owner or staff member/mod of these boards. And the other third has a son that is a staff member/mod here. So you may want to be careful what you are offering.

Oh, OK, well I guess I'd better, er, leave now. Is there a back door that I can leave this place from? Several large fellas with bats seem to be waiting out front.

What is the tee time?

No championship, no trophy, no nothing is worth a year without a full, wholeseme, passionate and generous life without sex for a shoorter period, let alone a year!

I may regret typing this now. But contrary to my rules, I have overdone vis-a-vis wine today.

Did I mention that the HOF voters shopuld go to HELL! I did? GREAT!

I couldn't give up a week, let alone a year, and I like golf.
Now for a Super Bowl win for the Redskins I would try.