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O's get Benson -- the pitcher and Anna!
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:29 pm
by fredp45
After the O's traded for her husband, did you see what Anna Benson said?
http://blogs.baltimoresun.com/sports_cu ... na_be.html
My favorite line -- "We look forward to christening the parking lot of Camden Yards."
Now what could Anna be referring to here?
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:51 am
by SkinsChic
Wow....I guess not being a real baseball person...I never heard of these people...but wow...she sounds like something else. I hope he plays as good as she thinks she is.
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:42 pm
by gay4pacman
she is going to be a pain in the ass this year....maybe more trouble than hes worth
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:58 pm
by skinsRin
She is a good lookin hoe, did anyone ever read the article on her a year or so ago, when he was just traded to the Mets from Pitt. She did a Q and A session and she is a BIG HOE! She had mentioned she has done it in every home stadium who Kris has played for, she wears his jersey before they get it on, she has dated a few other ballpayers before Kris etc......eveything had to do with sex.
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:26 pm
by SkinsFanInHawai'i
skinsRin wrote:She is a good lookin hoe, did anyone ever read the article on her a year or so ago, when he was just traded to the Mets from Pitt. She did a Q and A session and she is a BIG HOE! She had mentioned she has done it in every home stadium who Kris has played for, she wears his jersey before they get it on, she has dated a few other ballpayers before Kris etc......eveything had to do with sex.
She must be really good in the garden.
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:00 am
by Jake
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:39 am
by SkinsChic
Are we supposed to be thrilled that she's coming to the O's ?
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:43 am
by skinsRin
Are most Skins fans O's fans then Nat's?
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:40 pm
by Jake
SkinsChic wrote:Are we supposed to be thrilled that she's coming to the O's ?
I am.
That's the only reason I'll watch O's games this year.
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:41 pm
by CPallDAY08
Benson is a good pitcher, who will prob be the feature #1 pitcher for us. We now have benson,lopez,cabrera,bedard,and chen not too bad.
Our BP is lookin a bit weak tho especially with LaTroy Hawkins slated as our closer.
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:48 pm
by CPallDAY08
I wouldnt mind seeing that in the stands every now and then!

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:32 pm
by SkinsChic
LOL Go Nats ! If that's all the O's have it's not worth rooting for 'em.

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:15 am
by Jake
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5458684
And to think just a few hours ago I saw her on the cover of FHM in an O's uniform as a married woman.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:32 am
by SkinsChic
The dugout at Camden Yards probably wasn't good enough for her to do her thing.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 7:54 am
by Fios
I bet Kris has his best season ever ... or worst ... hedging my bet ... when I heard she'd filed, I made him my last pick in my fantasy draft
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:24 am
by skinsRin
Sweet! I guess I'm gonna have to step in now and relief Kris, I'm a great closer!
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:47 am
by BossHog
Come on everyone, cut the slag some slack...
... obviously she'd just moved too far away from the trailer park and wanted to get back to her roots. :-"
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:19 am
by Fios
skinsRin wrote:Sweet! I guess I'm gonna have to step in now and relief Kris, I'm a great closer!
Wow ... um ... wow ... you really walked into a minefield of potential jokes there.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:49 am
by skinsRin
Fios wrote:skinsRin wrote:Sweet! I guess I'm gonna have to step in now and relief Kris, I'm a great closer!
Wow ... um ... wow ... you really walked into a minefield of potential jokes there.
I'm not sure what kinda of jokes that would be. I'm just sayin I'd like to be next in line to get her in the sack! You wouldn't

Now thats a joke.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:23 pm
by Chris Luva Luva
skinsRin wrote:Sweet! I guess I'm gonna have to step in now and relief Kris, I'm a great closer!

Have fun relieving Kris, he'll need you now more than ever.

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:06 pm
by Fios
skinsRin wrote:Fios wrote:skinsRin wrote:Sweet! I guess I'm gonna have to step in now and relief Kris, I'm a great closer!
Wow ... um ... wow ... you really walked into a minefield of potential jokes there.
I'm not sure what kinda of jokes that would be. I'm just sayin I'd like to be next in line to get her in the sack! You wouldn't

Now thats a joke.
You said you wanted to "relief" another dude, not me. Anna Benson I would sleep with, Kris I would not
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:31 pm
by skinsRin
Fios wrote:skinsRin wrote:Fios wrote:skinsRin wrote:Sweet! I guess I'm gonna have to step in now and relief Kris, I'm a great closer!
Wow ... um ... wow ... you really walked into a minefield of potential jokes there.
I'm not sure what kinda of jokes that would be. I'm just sayin I'd like to be next in line to get her in the sack! You wouldn't

Now thats a joke.
You said you wanted to "relief" another dude, not me. Anna Benson I would sleep with, Kris I would not
Since no one gets it, let me explain

Kris is a starting pitcher and he is divorcing his wife, So I was saying, like a relief pitcher taking over for him closing the game, what he couldn't do with his wife. Get it? Nevermind if you don't.
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:37 am
by tcwest10
I think it was nice of you to offer, but the guy is going through a breakup right now. Give him some time, will you ?

Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:50 pm
by skinsRin
well, we can all stop dreaming of Anna in our bed. Her and Kris are back, they reconciling.