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I gotta a kick out of this one so I decided to share it:

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.
5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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funny! thats good stuff. But did you actually do any of these?

EA7649 wrote:funny! thats good stuff. But did you actually do any of these?

No, but I really want to do these some day:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" [my favorite one]

at the Wal-Mart here they have those cd scanners that you can listen to music on and whenever you turn up the volume is makes all of the tvs turn up too. its really funny to watch like 5 wal-mart employees trying to turn off all the tvs one by one when they could just use the button we used

Great stuff

The last one is also my favorite, and I'm heading over there tomorrow to buy a freezer. I fully intend to try it out, since my wife won't be there. (The #15, not the freezer. )
I'll let you know how it goes. Those zombies they call "greeters" will likely tackle me, and make me one of them.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

One down 14 to go. I made sure the tile was dry before I moved it.