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Glenn Cited for Public Intoxication

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 11:01 am
by AZHog
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/football/nfl/12/31/bc.fbn.cowboys.glenn.ap/index.html

DALLAS (AP) -- Dallas Cowboys receiver Terry Glenn was cited for public intoxication in Dallas late Friday, police said.

An off-duty officer caught Glenn urinating behind a fast-food restaurant, Cpl. Jamie Kimbrough said. He was handcuffed but not taken to jail because he was with a sober adult, which is standard procedure, Kimbrough said.

Glenn leads Cowboys receivers with 1,092 yards and seven touchdowns. The Cowboys play their regular season finale Sunday at home against St. Louis.

Cowboys spokesman Rich Dalrymple said the team had no comment. Glenn's agent, James Gould, didn't immediately return a call seeking comment.


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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 11:13 am
by BossHog
He'd have got away with it too, but he drew a lot of attention to himself when he squatted to pee. :-"

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 11:14 am
by 1niksder
which is standard procedure


It makes sense to require adult supervision for every member of the team in Texas.

Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:38 pm
by hailskins666
BossHog wrote:He'd have got away with it too, but he drew a lot of attention to himself when he squatted to pee. :-"
ROTFALMAO

best. post. ever.

....he was drinking shots of sean taylor, and they eventually overwhelmed him..... Image

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:57 am
by redskindave
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 7:54 am
by DEHog
I wonder if Parcells will cut her??

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 10:51 am
by tcwest10
No, she'll be around. She takes diction.

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:50 pm
by Irn-Bru
hailskins666 wrote:
....he was drinking shots of sean taylor, and they eventually overwhelmed him..... Image



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That's going in the "lessons" thread. Thanks HS.


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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:22 pm
by welch
Dallas Cowboys receiver Terry Glenn was cited for public intoxication in Dallas late Friday, police said.


Correction to the story. Glenn was cited for public intoxication in Dallas on Sunday night, between 8 and 12 pm, at the town dump -- a mis-designed structure with a giant hole in the roof.