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Man Dates Woman On Internet, Turns Out To Be His Mother!

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:01 pm
by Jake
MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005

By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.


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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 1:07 pm
by REDEEMEDSKIN
No flippin' way!!!! ROTFALMAO

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 2:04 pm
by SkinsFanInHawai'i
France :roll:

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:51 pm
by gibbsfan
i guess his dream girl was his own mom.
all i can say is oooooops :oops: .
i guess they aint talking after all that sweet talk and it was his mom .yeah i could imagine the hubby was a little upset over that deal.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:56 pm
by UK Skins Fan
SkinsFanInHawai'i wrote:France :roll:

Please, don't get me started. The story was already appealing to my well worn prejudices.

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:40 pm
by Texas Hog
SkinsFanInHawai'i wrote:France :roll:


well said :)

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:52 pm
by Redskins Rule
Dang!!!! The french are worse then those from West Virginia! I can't say that I'm surprised!

Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:26 pm
by skinsfan1
Redskins Rule wrote:Dang!!!! The french are worse then those from West Virginia! I can't say that I'm surprised!


Awesome avatar!!!!

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:19 am
by Justice Hog
Holy "Crying Game" batman!!

Actually, which do y'all think would be worse?

(1) Making out pretty heavily with a hot chick only to find out later that "she" was a "he"?

or

(2) Engaging in cyber sex with a chick online for months online only to later find out it was your mother?

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 1:37 am
by cvillehog
Oedipus.net? :lol:

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 12:06 pm
by Redskins Rule
skinsfan1 wrote:
Redskins Rule wrote:Dang!!!! The french are worse then those from West Virginia! I can't say that I'm surprised!


Awesome avatar!!!!


Thanks Skinsfan1!!! I love it myself! NC43Hog hooked me up!

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 2:15 pm
by tcwest10
Justice Hog wrote:Holy "Crying Game" batman!!

Actually, which do y'all think would be worse?

(1) Making out pretty heavily with a hot chick only to find out later that "she" was a "he"?

or

(2) Engaging in cyber sex with a chick online for months online only to later find out it was your mother?



Which was worse for you ? Just kidding, big guy.

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 8:22 pm
by SkinsChic
ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO ROTFALMAO

Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 9:57 pm
by EA7649
=D> ROTFALMAO :puke:

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 12:10 am
by Justice Hog
tcwest10 wrote:Which was worse for you ? Just kidding, big guy.


:lowblow:
;furious;
:moon:
Monkey

'nuff said
:D

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:08 am
by SkinsChic
Justice Hog wrote:
tcwest10 wrote:Which was worse for you ? Just kidding, big guy.


:lowblow:
;furious;
:moon:
Monkey

'nuff said
:D


must have struck a nerve :shock:

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:40 pm
by tcwest10
Hey- I felt that ! :)

Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:10 pm
by Alcatraz
What are the chances of that.

Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:39 am
by Justice Hog
SkinsChic wrote:must have struck a nerve :shock:


Hey....I put a :D at the end of my post to suggest the comment was accepted "all in good fun".

Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 10:14 am
by DESkins
Why is it that nothing that comes out of France these days surprises me? But it could have been worse, can you imagine what might have happened if the two lovebirds hadn't gotten stopped by the cop? :-k :puke: