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I'm filling our this employee personal info sheet for fun...(ie: I can say what I want and not get in trouble)

I have thought of 3 things so far....

5 Things you would take to a desert island...
1)Satilite
2)TV
3)Direct TV's NFL Ticket
4)
5)

Also 2 people:

1)Porn Star
2)

Also, an not so interesting one, but There's what you wanted to be when you grew up...

A: Marine Fighter Pilot

Favorite Color: Burgandy and Gold
Favorite Desert: Crack
Fav Candy?

Just thought if anyone wanted to give some unique answers that it would be funny.

But if you get the job, are you going to take it???

ha... already have the job... it's purely for fun

Punu wrote:Favorite Desert: Crack

Start looking at the classified ads in the paper for your -NEXT- job.

Start looking at the classified ads in the paper for your -NEXT- job.

jeez man, it's for fun! my boss is my best friend... were jok'n around!
I have plenty of money so even If I got fired i'd sit on my butt for a year anyway...hahaha

In that case:

Punu wrote:4) Food to re-gain some energy
5) Shelter nothing like a little comfort

Also 2 people:

1)Porn Star
2) her sister

Also, an not so interesting one, but There's what you wanted to be when you grew up...

A: Marine Fighter Pilot

Favorite Color: Burgandy and Gold
Favorite Desert: Sahara (you did not get it the first time around, did you?)
Fav Candy? Chocolate (girls love it)

Just thought if anyone wanted to give some unique answers that it would be funny.

I'll play.

4. How about a million gallon container of your favorite libation
5. a loyal and ferocious dog

Punu wrote:

Start looking at the classified ads in the paper for your -NEXT- job.

jeez man, it's for fun! my boss is my best friend... were jok'n around!
I have plenty of money so even If I got fired i'd sit on my butt for a year anyway...hahaha

Ir'll be a short year if you don't switch to Ice cream

Also what are you going to power your satilite and TV with or is this desert island fully powered and comes with electrical outlets.
If you get NFL ticket when you purchace the satilite it'll only count as one item.

5 Things you would take to a desert island...
1) Meagan Good
2) Unlimited supply of mentos
3) Boat (to leave the island and get more stuff)
4) Entertainment center
5) Cellphone (for arranging air drops)

what you wanted to be when you grew up - Airforce pilot

Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Desert: That apple crips thingy at tuesdays
Fav Candy: mentos

Enough!

A Desert is:

1. A barren or desolate area, especially:
a. A dry, often sandy region of little rainfall, extreme temperatures, and sparse vegetation.
b. A region of permanent cold that is largely or entirely devoid of life.
c. An apparently lifeless area of water.
2. An empty or forsaken place; a wasteland: a cultural desert.
3. Archaic A wild, uncultivated, and uninhabited region.

And

A Dessert is:

1. A usually sweet course or dish, as of fruit, ice cream, or pastry, served at the end of a meal.
2. Chiefly British Fresh fruit, nuts, or sweetmeats served after the sweet course of a dinner.

Also what are you going to power your satilite and TV with or is this desert island fully powered and comes with electrical outlets.
If you get NFL ticket when you purchace the satilite it'll only count as one item.

haha, I dont know...that's why I'm now taking the professor as my second person.

oh and CLL, thanx for answering! finally someone did...

1.) The Pope

2.) The President of the United States

3.) Food

4.) Water

5.) Hot, naked, sex-starved asian women

#'s 3-5 are obvious... but why the first two ??

Because just in case I don't get #'s 3-5 I want to be rescued ... and you KNOW that if you get stranded on a desert isle with the Pope and the Prez that they would never stop looking for you until you were found.

5.) Hot, naked, sex-starved asian women

You are officially................... Awsome.

You are officially................... Awsome.

Aww shucks ...

5 Things you would take to a desert island...
1)FedEx Field (So I can watch the Redskins)
2)Cowboys Stadium (So noone has to bear watching the cowpukes in that god-aweful stadium)
3)Pallete of Dr. Pepper (Or beer if it is legal on this desert island)
4)Dune Buggy
5)Complete Authentic Redskin Jersey Set

Also 2 people:

1)Dane Cook
2)Jerry Jones (In case me and Dane run out of food)

There's what you wanted to be when you grew up - Game show host
Favorite Color: Burgandy and Gold
Favorite Desert: Sahara
Fav Candy: Honey Roasted Peanuts

1) Whitney Houston
2) Mariah Carey
3) A token Frenchman
4) The only map in existence showing the location of the island in question
5) A fully fueled speedboat, so I could get the hell away from there.

UK Skins Fan wrote:1) Whitney Houston
2) Mariah Carey
3) A token Frenchman
4) The only map in existence showing the location of the island in question
5) A fully fueled speedboat, so I could get the hell away from there.

Pre or post Bobby?

Pre or post Bobby?

Oh, she annoyed the hell out of me way before Bobby!

Anyway, where is she now? Is she an entertainer on a cruise ship somewhere? Probably a novelty act - maybe juggles rocks while drinking a glass of water and singing "Iiiiieeeeii will alwaaaaaays love youuuuuuuuuuuu...."

5) Direct TV
4) Lifetime supply of buffalow wings
3) Lifetime supply of Beer
2) Beyonce
1) 15 big bootied Brazillian women w/out diseases.

1. Any 60" HDTV TV
2. 20 " Bell Expressvu Satellite System
3. Sony PS2 with all my games
4. Computer wit Internet
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt, if she will come?

redskingush wrote:1. Any 60" HDTV TV
2. 20 " Bell Expressvu Satellite System
3. Sony PS2 with all my games
4. Computer wit Internet
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt, if she will come?

I would like to change Computer with Nikki Cox