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How do you explain this?

see, what i did, was, there was a smudge on the glass and the prints were coming out defective. instead of using my finger, and leaving fingerprints on the glass, i decide to use my ass instead, that way there would be no fingerprints on the glass.

you don't

Oh that's great...

Dr. at the hospital:

Again and for the last time Sr, How did you exactly endure these cuts last night?

See, I had felt this twinge in my right ass cheek right? So I thought I would take a pic and see what was goin on.

How do you explain it? You don't, you grab only those things that are 100% essential to your being able to live, and you get the hell out of there as quickly as possible, without any regard to who sees you (as you'll never see them again) or what you do along the way. You then stop at the realtor on your way home and place your property on the market. You accept the very first offer that is made, and you take the cash and move to another state, use a different name, and hope to hell you never get the urge to do something so ridiculous again. Although, I'm sure everyone is guilty of at least "THINKING" about doing it at some point.

I know the insurance companies are getting stricter with all this need for verification and stuff, but this is ridiculous!