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Happy Birthday to my favorite son!

I can remember when you were in pre-school telling me the speed limit signs (30) were Brian Mitchell's number and when you had grown ups following you around at training camp because you could recognize the players without their uniforms (and they couldn't). And after I picked you up from pre-school we always went to the video store to rent wrestling movies.....oh....I could go on and on....but I have to get to work.

Oh...and one more thing....the touchdown dance you used to do at Parkwood for your teachers Miss Niki and Miss Patty!!

Have a great day!Hope this is your best birthday ever



I love you.

Mom

Happy Birthday Jake!!

Happy B-Day, I can't believe it's been 2 years since we were congradulating you for just getting your Drivers License. Times Flying!

happy birthday JAKE !!!!! ....18 and life to go

Wow Jake Finally! Happy Birthday! You can now do a few things you may not want to anyway. You can buy cigerettes, but BLEECCH. You can vote, which involves mucho research. You can get married without parental consent, but again not a good idea. lol Welcome to adulthood, lots of stuff you thought you wanted but will later change your mind!

Happy Birthday Jake. I fully expect to see that touchdown dance at the tailgate this weekend.

I loved my 18th birthday. I was so sick of going through my friends for all of my cigars.


Happy birthday, Jake. Enjoy your newer, faster internet and keep up the good sports writing!

That's great , Jake. Happy 18th.

Happy 18th Birthday Jake!

Happy birthday junior!

Soon you won't be 'junior' anymore.

Happy Birthday. If my girls were around, I'd have them sing the birthday song to you, which when they sing it comes out something like "Happy Day... to YOU!"

Thanks everybody!

It has started out very well so far.

JansenFan wrote:Happy Birthday Jake. I fully expect to see that touchdown dance at the tailgate this weekend.

Just think "Billy 'White Shoes' Johnson"..... or Dude Love with his hands in the air.

Yup, that was me in pre-school.

Jake wrote:Yup, that was me in pre-school.

My, you were a hairy kid. Did the ladies hang off of you then, as well???

Only when I quit wrestling. :-"

Well, no more dating 16 year old girls Jake.

Have a great day and Happy Birthday.

Happy B-Day! And thanks for all you do for the site man. Hope you have a granfantabulous super birthday bro!

Happy birthday Jake!

Here's hoping the Skins will give you a present this Sunday.

lol, yeah, no more 16 year old girls, you gotta move up, start dating the olda girls!

Happy Birthday!!

My school had a booklet they gave you when you turned 18, haha. It was called like "So You're 18" or some crap like that.

And it explained all the laws that changed for you because you're an "adult" now. I'd look for that if I were you, it was high comedy.

Happy b-day, J!

Echo the sentiments on all that you do here. Thanks!

Don't forget to register for the draft!

happy b-day jake... enjoy

And now he's a man! Happy birthday, Jake.

Texas Hog wrote:Happy b-day, J!

Echo the sentiments on all that you do here. Thanks!

Don't forget to register for the draft!

We have the Selective Services Form on the refrigerator waiting to be sent in but it's really a hard thing for a mom to do, so I've been kinda procrastinating. There is however jail time and a $250,000 fine involved if you happen to NOT send it in.

He hasn't even seen it yet, he never reads the refrigerator when he opens it to get food !!