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Headline predictions
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:27 am
by die cowboys die
cvillehog and i have been joking about what media-biased headlines will pop up on ESPN.com et al after the redskins/bears game on sunday. here is our first idea:
Orton throws 1st NFL TD in Bears loss | Ramsey plagued by INTs
which will be written when the stats are
Orton: 11/26 133 yards 1 TD 3 INT
Ramsey: 19/29 235 yards 2 TDs 2 INT
please submit your mock-headline predictions! it will be even more fun once the game is over and we can guess how they will spin the results before they post their articles. so remember to hit this thread right after the game!
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:04 am
by skinz74
Orton lauded as he completes first game!
Quarterback controversy looms as Ramsey scathes by first game of the season
Stats:
Orton:
15/33 140 0 TD 2 INT
Ramsey:
17/25 2 TD 1 INT
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:06 am
by Fios
Redskins Play Football Game Despite Katrina Because They Hate Humanity
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Redskins LBs Sack Kyle Orton Several Times In A Not Very Nice Way Because They Seek To Crush The Hopes Of All Youth
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We Have No Proof Of This But We Are Pretty Sure The Redskins Were Kicking Puppies And Homeless People
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:30 am
by BossHog
Snyder Buys Win
Coach Gibbs still looks Lost in 27-3 victory
Despite Touchdowns and Dominating Defense, Redskins Still an Embarassment in 24-10 victory
Redskins Defense struggles without Smoot, Pierce in 27-3 victory over Bears
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:31 am
by gay4pacman
Orton dines on redskins d
Ramsey is out to lunch
orton 10-26 135yds 1td 3int
Ramsey 15-24 225 2td 1int
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:39 am
by BringThePain!
Cheerleader Breaks Nail During Redskins Blow-Out | Gibbs Says Bears Fans Ugly Too
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:50 am
by Irn-Bru
"Flying High, Baby": Orton Gives Redskins a Big Scare
Bewildered Ramsey Sacked Repeatedly, Skins Squeak Out the Win
Poor Calls on the Field Lead to Bears Loss
For all 3 of those headlines:
Redskins 24 Bears 6
Orton: 12/36 112 yds. 0 TD 2 INT (4 sacks)
Ramsey: 21/28 213 yds. 2 TD 1 INT (2 sacks)[/u]
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:57 am
by Redskin in Canada
Despite Skins victory Ramsey's future still uncertain
Rusty Gibbs assisted by self-destructing Bears
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:26 pm
by die cowboys die
LMAO guys...
i knew i could count on you. keep 'em coming!
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:01 pm
by JansenFan
Taylor Make Benson Cry; Gun Charges Overshadow Skins' Win
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:03 pm
by Deadskins
Redskins look sloppy setting new scoring record
Sure they beat the Bears, but what will they do against a good team like the Cowboys?
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:03 pm
by die cowboys die
now that the game is over:
Redskins win defensive struggle despite turnovers and no TDs | Ramsey throws INT in 1st series, Gibbs switches to Brunell
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:23 pm
by Irn-Bru
Battered and Confused Ramsey Exits Game; Brunell Does No Better
(Skins win, 9-7)
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:09 am
by ChiliPalmer
REDSKINS BEARS GAME: ESPN DECLARES: TOO CLOSE TO CALL, BEARS URGED NOT TO CONCEDE.