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This tends to get a little overdone on message boards, but that's because it's so much fun! lol...

I'll start this off with my personal favorite movie quote:

Russian Double Agent Tatiana Romanova (sp) on a ferry as she describes the Lektor codding machine to MI-6 Agent James Bond (played by Sean Connery)

Tatiana- The mechanism is... oh James, will you make love to me all the time in England?

Bond- (dryly) Yes, day and night, now go on about the mechanism.

-From Russia With Love

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

"Don't just stare at it. Eat it"

American Psycho (2000)

My favourite quotes come from the Godfather I, Citizen Kane, and Cinema Paradiso BUT in the context of this forum I will say:

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) in Dirty Harry (1971).

Should this be moved to smack? I have a feeling some quotes might warrant censorship...



Anyway, from Heist:

[Sam Rockwell]
"Where's the gold?"

[Gene Hackman]
"You understand I'm reluctant to tell you."

[Sam Rockwell]
"I'll be as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton."

[Gene Hackman]
"I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton."


also from the same movie:

[Sam Rockwell]
"Is your guy cool?"

[Ricky Jay]
"My [explicative]'s so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him."

Paraphrasing for the Lounge from Happy Gilmore.

Shooter McGavin: "You better be careful though, cause I eat pieces of [poop] like you for breakfast."

Happy Gilmore: "(chuckling) You eat pieces of [poop] for breakfast?"

Nana - "You must be Good and Tired"

Jackie - "No, Just Tired"

Starstruck - 1982

"Where the white women at?" - Blazing Saddles

Jaws

"I think we need a bigger boat"

skins81 wrote:"Don't just stare at it. Eat it"

American Psycho (2000)

:rock:

i have a few that aren't fit for this forum.

Dang it,

I didn't even think of the profanity factor

Any mod who wants should move this to smack so we can include some more all-time greats

T..T..T..T..Today Junior !!! (Billy Madison)

"Come on Tina. Eat your dinner you fat lard!"

"Hey Tricia, did you hear about the dance?"

"Did you like the picture I drew of you? It took me about 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip."

Napolean Dynamite

"If you're a bird, then I'm a bird." The Notebook.

"She calls the bear 'Creasy Bear'" Man on Fire

"Is your number still 911? Allllllll-righty then!" Ace Ventura

Paraphrasing Ace in his mental hospital football scene. "Come on coach, put me in there. I know I can do it.... Let's watch it again... in super-slow mo."

"Dont mess........ with THE Dooooo!!!!!" Ace Ventura 2

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" Kindergarten Cop

"Oh, man. I just shot Marvin in the face." - John Travolta, Pulp Fiction

"Mr. Pink? Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?" - Reservoir Dogs

"You know what I want you to do right? It ain't prayin'." Cheech & Chong, but I forget which movie.

Evelle Snoats - "Hey, these balloons blow up into funny shapes?"

Gas Station Attendant - "If round is funny"

Raising Arizona

old lady: i'm hoping to score with the slots myself"

beavis: yea, yea, i'm hoping to score with some sluts too. hmm hmm hmm.

-beavis and butt-head do america

Butthead - "This Sucketh more than anything that hath Sucked before!"

Beavis and Butthead Do America.
(when they found out there tv was stolen)

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

RIP Dr. Thompson

"We were somewhere in the desert near Barstow when the drugs began to take hold..."


Fear & Loathing
(man, I could quote that entire movie! It's wack!)



"Yo Adrianne!"

Need I give the movie title?

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard. I read your book!"

Patton (1970)
(rent it if you haven't seen it)

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a couple hard pipe hittin niggas to go to work on the homes here, with a pair o pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight, I'ma get midevil on your ass - Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

"I get older and the girls stay the same age" Matthew McConnehey in Dazed and Confussed.