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I skipped my 2k celebration so I decided to throw one for 3. I hope you guys find most of the crap I've unearthed funny. I found a supposed video ok K2's bike incident but I dont know if its forreal, I can't access it from work. Ill wait till I get home and post it later.





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hey, we might not have a quarterback, but we do have smokin' cheerleaders


the guy with the camera didn't need a flash, he just used his shirt





























K-2!!!
This next section is for our beloved Kellen Winslow. This guy was who we needed to draft. Thank goodness Joe has a good sense of character.

1st off… We have pieces of his bike crash being sold on ebay. Im shocked nobody sopped up the blood off the pavement and sold the rag.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=25194&item=5193947634&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Next we have a clip of the ordeal
To be posted once I verify the clip*

Classic pictures of our little soldier guy in action!





How I feel about our beloved team, the forum, and anything else….

I finally registered to vote when I turned 21!! It wasn’t until I stepped out in the real world did I realize the effects of politics. As a child it didn’t effect me, my parents were the president and they ruled my life, lol. I definitely want to voice my opinion. I tend not to speak on politics since Im still ignorant to it but this isn’t to say I disagree or hate Bush. Having him in office showed me how one man can steer a nation. Regardless of how I feel about his actions I want to voice my opinion.

I didn’t do too much for my B-day much to the dismay of my elder hogs on the site. My 18th was way more wild, dangerous, and crazy. I’ll go in detail about that for you all a little later. However my g/f of 2 years really hooked me up. I got some very nice Steve Madden shoes, 2 Lacoste polo shirts, Armani cologne, Kenneth Cole watch, Kill Bill vol1 for my PSP and she took me to a very nice restaurant. She took me to Copelands in Columbia Maryland and it is extravagant. I loved it. I did order a long island iced tea; I got “nice” (just like saying “buzz”) off of that.

My 18th was far more interesting. It was my senior year of high school and I was out of control. My bestfriend Jamar, friend Dennard and Kentra went out. Kentra went to school with me, she was bisexual… That comes into play later. Lol. Its not what you think, you perverts. However she was determined to get me drink for my 1st time. The 1st thing I had to drink was a half a 1/5 of absolut vodka. No breathing, stopping and or hesitating. Shockingly I was alright for a little while. After that I had a some orange vodka stuff too. She went and picked up Jamar and Dennard, they were taking me to a strip club called Norma Jeans. That may not be the correct spelling, I was drunk. So this is a 21 and over club. The age limit is lower for girls because they’re more mature yadda yadda yadda… So we get in and she’s very “friendly” with a few of the strippers there. The runway is in the shape of a horse shoe, and it doubles as the bar too. The bartender, she was gorgeous and knew Kentra who warned her not to give me anymore to drink. Well she did anyway and that took me over the edge. I spent the rest of the night in the bathroom. Lol. Before that I tipped a few ladies and all was well. We were in high school so the money ran out quickly. I found myself in the bathroom being very talkative and nice to everyone between throwing up. BTW Kentas b/f was with us…go figure and she’s racing him back home. Neither of them are drunk btw. So we get pulled over and I looked back at Jamar who was too far gone to really know what was happening. He let Kentra go with a warning. At the time I was happy but let that have been me, or Sean Taylor *wink*! We would have been arrested.

What did I learn from that experience? I lost my taste for alcohol. I have never been to another strip club. I don’t particularly care them and don’t have an interest to go back. I don’t think I’ll ever be a heavy drinker, I’ve learned my lesson. I didn’t like that feeling of being out of control. Thankfully noting bad happened.


Its crazy, our site has been run amuck by a bunch of idiots. Every time something is released someone starts a thread entitled “should we sign him…”. The bills release their water-boy, should we sign him? The dolphins fire their mascot, should we sign him? Clinton may be put out of office, should we sign him? It gets old and gets down right silly some time. I miss having some of older guys around; they’re hiding from the storm of weirdos who aren’t storming our walls. I don’t blame them really. Thankfully everyone hasn’t abandoned ship and those who were putting on their floaties decided to keeping paddling with us…*wink*

General Failure wrote:Why does every single person in the world have to say one of the following when I say I've baked brownies:

Are they special brownies?
Are they hash brownies?
Do they gots weed in 'em?

Also, why do they laugh when I tell them I've got sticky buns?

Weed, hash, sticky, sticky weed? Seems like you have a nice little business going on. If you ever need a PC tech drop me a line, you could be the 1st pharmacist with online sales.
As far as the sticky buns are concerned... I'm going to ask that you just forward my money to my bank account, I dont like having a lot of money on me anyway.

Texas Hog wrote:Is Chuck Norris doing Christy Brinkley?

Im not sure, but I'll tell you this much. I'd knock the dust off of it my dag on self.

Warmother wrote:Hey Chris I'd love to be mentioned in #3000. Here's my random question.

If Ray Lewis left Baltimore running 10 miles an hour and Clinton Portis left DC running 15 mph, how long would it take before Lewis broke into that stupid ass dance he does before games? I'm just curious.

I really couldn't think of anything ignorant of funny to say to this.

andyjens89 wrote:do you like zebras?

Us humans have a lot to learn from Zebras. There isn't any racial discrimnation at all. I also model my driving after Zebras. I travel in herds and once the Lion (coppers) start to chase, I tend to let the weak and young fall to the back. No tickets for me!

Hogfather wrote:Do you like Zebras? Because it's very obvious you like crack! So when your on crack and you look at Zebras...what exactly do you see when they scatter in all directions?

Inquiring minds want to know.

When they scatter I see big bang theory in action. Forreal though, I see an amazing act of God. Its just beautiful how every creature has something special and unique about them that truly matters. Its amazing how animals are born with the knowledge they have. Sure, they aren't creating satellites and curing cancer but they're still breathtakign and remarkable.

tcwest10 wrote:If Warmother and HogFather had kids... would they be war pigs ?

Reminds me of Voltron. I dont know why, I assume there would be a lot of squealing before and after conception.

Wysocki wrote:

ypou bastard, you took my quesiton, lol

Redskin in Canada wrote:What car is going to replace the disaster called Acura TL in your driveway?

I actually have a CLS. Im not sure. Acura wont give up anymore free trannys after 100k. My great father allowed me to take over the payments on his Forester. Well he owed a crap load of money on it and when it died it was my problem....jerk! So I'm currently kicking money into getting rid of the negative money. I plan on ditching this bad boy before 100k. I want to get a house so I wont be able to get the BMW M3. I may have an accord or something, but I'll be happy cus I'll have a house.
The next car I want is the M3, my fantasy although slightly realistic car would be the BMW M6 pictured below.




Questions sent through PM

Q: do you have any allergies

A: Oak pollen and dust

Q: WHy is the sky blue?

A: blue light from the sun strikes the air molecules and scatters and our eyes perceive it as blue.

Q. Do you think you'll hit 100k within 2006?

A: Ill never hot that much, thats ALOT of posts!

Q. Favorite color?

A: Red

Q. Dogs or cats?

A: dogs

Q. What is the most posts you've gotten in a day?

A: Maybe somewhere around 30, that most I’ve witnessed was 850 posts on the IGN forums.

Q. If you had a million dollars, what would be the very first thing you'd buy with it?

A: A beautiful house with lots of windows

Q. favorite food of all time?

Ramen Noodle Soup

Q. What Type of beef do u like LOL

A. i dont like beef






Threads started within 30 minutes of the Xbox360 unveiling at IGN.

I cannot believe this.
thanks MTV for ruining the video gaming culture.
OMFG DID YOU SEE TEH NEW XBOX FOR 5 SECONDS ON MTV!
Xbox 360 is the biggest mainsteam sellout ever...mtv? lmao.
it only took a minute of that stupid mtv show to remind me why i hate mtv
LIL JON LIKES IT SO IT MUST BE COOL OMG GO XBOX....
Xbox 360 can lay both in horizontal AND vertical!?!?!?!?
Xbox 360 would get more sales if........
You know just how many rock hating hip-hop loving casuals lightly interested in the Xbox 360...
*****wow, Xbox360 introduction to the console video, VERY nice*****
"Here is the XBOX 360! Wow! Amazing! Now lets do some completely unrelated crap!"
Time to officially get used to the name Xbox 360...
They flash the XBOX 360 for 3 seconds then I see these pale transvestites singing... Some1 explain!?
who the **** are the killers?
I don't get it, why is there an Xbox unveiling on MTV?
...and now, THE KILLERS!
The Xbox 360 is so big...
Xbox 360

Xbox360 Unveiling...




I dont know but that thing was horrible. The 1st pic is great but isn't anything better than wut my 9800ati card does in my pc.

The 2nd pic is horrendous for a PS2 let a lone a next generation title.

Xbox 360 is teh doomed...

With the exception of being left out, This was a great thread. Congrats keep up the posts.

skinsfan1 wrote:With the exception of being left out, This was a great thread. Congrats keep up the posts.

I added you in, sorry about that. I had so many names to cipher through and so many names sound alike that it was hard to tell you apart from the clones.

Ill add those I left out as I remeber.

Chris Luva Luva wrote:

skinsfan1 wrote:With the exception of being left out, This was a great thread. Congrats keep up the posts.

I added you in, sorry about that. I had so many names to cipher through and so many names sound alike that it was hard to tell you apart from the clones.

Ill add those I left out as I remeber.

Ok that's cool! I feel wanted now. Again Congrats.....

Wow, you went all out and congrats on 3K, I hope to reach that some day

Great post CLL, and congrats on 3K! Pictures were great - not sure what the hell that K2 video is - and good stories.

BTW, I'm 24, and every time I go out drinking heavily, I tell myself the next afternoon that it will not happen again. You know what happens 2 days later?

Very Entertaining CLL. I especially liked the sink photo.

Oh, and when he is in uniform, you will get your upgrade.

Congratulations!

Priorities are good: house first, bimmer second.

Besides you do not know how much in trouble you could get into in an M6. A guy -hydroplaned- against the rail of a -wide- turn in an M3 at 220 Km/H in a highway close to my place. He did not know the car could get him this fast to that speed.

Be patient with some young posters, they write to think rather than think to write. Others are just looking for a reaction while in their early teens. They will learn.

I hope to read your posts here for a long time.

Regards,

RiC

What I wanna know is... what's the difference between someone with an "*" and someone with "**" by their names. I was waiting for an explanation at the end, but, sadly it was missing. And no, the picture of the phallus does not equal "**". COngrats on reaching 3000.

I, for one stick to the advice "act like you've been there before" upon reaching certain milestones, so I wasn't thrilled to hear you were gonna do a big thing for your 3Kth post. Of course...that's your M.O., and, in the words of the great Randy Jackson...

"You did your thing, dawg."

So, welcome to Redeemedskin's dawg pound, dude!!!! You're the President, nay the Emperor, of the DAWG POUND!!!! That was tight, yo. Yo, yo, yo.

Yes, I'm quoting something I just wrote:I, for one stick to the advice "act like you've been there before" upon reaching certain milestones...

Of course, in between milestones, I have been known to start threads long enough to rival your milestone posts.

So...um....give us an explanation of your asterisks already, CLL. The suspense is killin' me!!!!!!!!

Big ups to the rest of the pound reading this. WOOF! WOOF!

CLL, Congrats on 3 grand.

You and I kind of started off at each others throats. My apologies for that. No really, L.C. is a badass!!! You are a good post-er. Keep them coming.

Where were you when you got the pics of the chick dancing on the bar? Coyote Ugly? I'm all about bartenders with big... strands of hair? Hehe. That looks like a bar I need to go to.

You'll have plenty more bar stories now that you've turned 21. The world opens up a bit more when you hit that age. Steer clear of straight Jager, Tequilla and Flaming Dr. Pepper's. You'll have better bar stories and you wont end up in jail.

The only milestone in age you have left to look forward to is 25. Your car insurance rates will drop in half.

I hear ya on the M6. I just paid off my car. Which brings all of my debt to zero. Finally!!! I'll probably keep it for a year or two. But who knows how long that'll last. I'm an M3 guy myself and they're looking REALLY tempting right now.

We're in the same boat on purchasing a house. Not sure what the real estate is like in Baltimore but around here it's absolutely ridiculous. Anything over 2 grand a month for a mortgage is out of the question. A year or two of socking away money without any bills other than rent and car ins. should bring me to my goal. Real estate is definitely the smarter investment. Good luck with everything.

Wicked funny post CLL!! Congratz on 3k. Even though i haven't been here that long I was surprised that i got a mention in your post, kinda took me by surprise. The pics of K-2 were classic, thank Gibbs and the staff for taking ST instead of him. I had a wild night much like your 18th a couple of days ago when i turned 21. I was soooooo wasted it almost wasn't any fun, but i had some friends and a stripper(female) to make sure I had a good time. Anyways Happy 3k, and here's to many more!!!

I enjoyed the post CLL...you've got a very generous girl friend - but she's obviously trying to buy your love so dump her...(uh, what's her number????)...

Fios* I luv the cup.

Assuming this is the same kind of luv your gf showed on your birthday, that's going to cost you money.
Nice post, the pics are great.
I have a hangover. At work.
The end.

Funny post, CLL. Congrats on 3000.

Jesus! What a post!!! Great job CLL.

I have no clue how I can even come close when I reach 3K.

I may just decide to fly under the radar.

I dunno.

NC43Hog wrote:Very Entertaining CLL. I especially liked the sink photo.

Oh, and when he is in uniform, you will get your upgrade.

Lol, thanks you very much. I thought the sink photo was halarious. I got it off of some site with pictures of that nature.
I know you haven't forgotten about me. You're the best at what you do so Im in safe hands.

Redskin in Canada wrote:Congratulations!

Priorities are good: house first, bimmer second.

Besides you do not know how much in trouble you could get into in an M6. A guy -hydroplaned- against the rail of a -wide- turn in an M3 at 220 Km/H in a highway close to my place. He did not know the car could get him this fast to that speed.

Be patient with some young posters, they write to think rather than think to write. Others are just looking for a reaction while in their early teens. They will learn.

I hope to read your posts here for a long time.

Regards,

RiC

I think the M6 may be wishful thinking but Im a dreamer and I like to make them come true. I'd be lying if I said Im the safest driver, lol. Im 21, so you pretty much know what to expect. However Im not wreckless, at my age I should have at least 4-5 tickets but my current count is at 0. I plan on keeping it that way. I like to enjoy a spirited drive but I never put others in danger.

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:What I wanna know is... what's the difference between someone with an "*" and someone with "**" by their names. I was waiting for an explanation at the end, but, sadly it was missing. And no, the picture of the phallus does not equal "**". COngrats on reaching 3000.

I, for one stick to the advice "act like you've been there before" upon reaching certain milestones, so I wasn't thrilled to hear you were gonna do a big thing for your 3Kth post. Of course...that's your M.O., and, in the words of the great Randy Jackson...

"You did your thing, dawg."

So, welcome to Redeemedskin's dawg pound, dude!!!! You're the President, nay the Emperor, of the DAWG POUND!!!! That was tight, yo. Yo, yo, yo.

Yes, I'm quoting something I just wrote:I, for one stick to the advice "act like you've been there before" upon reaching certain milestones...

Of course, in between milestones, I have been known to start threads long enough to rival your milestone posts.

So...um....give us an explanation of your asterisks already, CLL. The suspense is killin' me!!!!!!!!

Big ups to the rest of the pound reading this. WOOF! WOOF!

* Those represented the people who Ive formed some sort of relationship on the board or just to tip my hat to them. TC, Nikki, Justice, I keep in contact with them outside of the forums walls and enjoy their conversation, others I have a deep resepect for or just enjoy reading their posts. Those without an * are people who catch my eye and I'll take the time to read what they wrote.

EasyMoney wrote:CLL, Congrats on 3 grand.

You and I kind of started off at each others throats. My apologies for that. No really, L.C. is a badass!!! You are a good post-er. Keep them coming.

Where were you when you got the pics of the chick dancing on the bar? Coyote Ugly? I'm all about bartenders with big... strands of hair? Hehe. That looks like a bar I need to go to.

You'll have plenty more bar stories now that you've turned 21. The world opens up a bit more when you hit that age. Steer clear of straight Jager, Tequilla and Flaming Dr. Pepper's. You'll have better bar stories and you wont end up in jail.

The only milestone in age you have left to look forward to is 25. Your car insurance rates will drop in half.

I hear ya on the M6. I just paid off my car. Which brings all of my debt to zero. Finally!!! I'll probably keep it for a year or two. But who knows how long that'll last. I'm an M3 guy myself and they're looking REALLY tempting right now.

We're in the same boat on purchasing a house. Not sure what the real estate is like in Baltimore but around here it's absolutely ridiculous. Anything over 2 grand a month for a mortgage is out of the question. A year or two of socking away money without any bills other than rent and car ins. should bring me to my goal. Real estate is definitely the smarter investment. Good luck with everything.

I wish I took those pics. I got them from http://www.dc101.com. Those are the Redskins cheerleaders.

I'll be sure to check those drinks out. Yea, there doesn't seem to be much to look forward to after this besides 25. I pay $300 a month and I haven't done anything bad yet, I'd hate to cause an accident or get a ticket.

CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING OUT OF DEBT!!! I'll be there soon enough. I'd like to have no debt before I purchase my 1st house. Im currently attemptign to save up $400 a month. We'll see how long it lasts, lol.

ToxicSkin wrote:Wicked funny post CLL!! Congratz on 3k. Even though i haven't been here that long I was surprised that i got a mention in your post, kinda took me by surprise. The pics of K-2 were classic, thank Gibbs and the staff for taking ST instead of him. I had a wild night much like your 18th a couple of days ago when i turned 21. I was soooooo wasted it almost wasn't any fun, but i had some friends and a stripper(female) to make sure I had a good time. Anyways Happy 3k, and here's to many more!!!

I like the K2 pics also. I think I mentioned you because of a recent topic that you and I were in recently.

Wysocki wrote:I enjoyed the post CLL...you've got a very generous girl friend - but she's obviously trying to buy your love so dump her...(uh, what's her number????)...

Yea, she is really great. Trust me, she get a heck of a lot too but I dont mind, I think I got her a Tiffanys bracelet for V-day 2004.

Fios wrote:

Fios* I luv the cup.

Assuming this is the same kind of luv your gf showed on your birthday, that's going to cost you money.
Nice post, the pics are great.
I have a hangover. At work.
The end.

Do you take checks? lol

Jake wrote:Funny post, CLL. Congrats on 3000.

Thanks a lot.

Justice Hog wrote:Jesus! What a post!!! Great job CLL.

I have no clue how I can even come close when I reach 3K.

I may just decide to fly under the radar.

I dunno.

Hey, we can work on it together. You can run with the suggestiosn you gave me on AIM. We can think of something. Ill be honesti wth you, I didnt think anyone would like this thread. Give it a shot, you'll do great.

Congrats on 3k and well done, CLL. . .this one tops even the 1k thread.


I'm glad to hear that your car situation / everything else seem to be working out pretty well. We don't have any contact outside the board, and I think the only time that we ever PMed on thehogs.net was a brief negative exchange back in the day (oh well!). But I'm sure that if we ever met we'd get along well--who knows, maybe if you and I are both at training camp or a game in the next couple of years it'll happen.


It's always good to have intelligent people around the board. Not to gush or anything but I always know to stop and read if I see the CLL avatar. . .now don't say I never said anything nice about you

FanfromAnnapolis wrote:Congrats on 3k and well done, CLL. . .this one tops even the 1k thread.


I'm glad to hear that your car situation / everything else seem to be working out pretty well. We don't have any contact outside the board, and I think the only time that we ever PMed on thehogs.net was a brief negative exchange back in the day (oh well!). But I'm sure that if we ever met we'd get along well--who knows, maybe if you and I are both at training camp or a game in the next couple of years it'll happen.


It's always good to have intelligent people around the board. Not to gush or anything but I always know to stop and read if I see the CLL avatar. . .now don't say I never said anything nice about you

Thanks a lot man, and I feel the same way. NC does a tremendous job on these avatars and they are so unique. I had some trouble (not with you) but with other uses. So many of the names are similiar and I recognize a lot of people by avatar.

I plan on being at training camp for a brief time this year!! Im definately excited about meeting you and many other of my hog brethern.

I know some people wonder why I make these threads and the thing is that Ive never been compelled to post like I am here. Ive never had 3k posts on any other forum and I feel proud of it and I love it here. I like to just do a little something to make people smile and get a good a laugh.

Thanks for the compliments.

One more thing. This forum has been vital to my growth as a Redskins fan. I know plenty of you can remeber when I 1st joined and my outlook is totally different and I owe that to you and many others on this forum who really showed me what being a Skin is about.

Woo I was mentioned although my name was spelled wrong >_> but anyway cograts on 3k and great post

As they say here in Boston CLL, that was wicked cool! One of the more entertaining posts of the last few months. Congratulations bud!! Keep it up!!

Congrats on 3k, nice post.

I have to know about the asterisks. What, I had a longer season than Babe Ruth did ?

tcwest10 wrote:I have to know about the asterisks. What, I had a longer season than Babe Ruth did ?

I answered that asterisk questions on page 2.

Congrats on your 3,000+ posts. I hope you have 3000 more!

I really like the Kellen Winslow stuff!

Funny thread man. Happy 3000th!

I see you went all out with this thread lol....

Anyways, thanks for mentioning in your list, I appreciate it.