Random thread of random randomness that I felt like posting!
Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:54 am
In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspected stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
Because the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
When youre in Texas look behind you,
Because that's where the rangers are gonna be.
Man I want some cheesecake!
But I dont want Sara Lee...
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"Brian Brian! There's a message in my Alpha Bits! It says 'Ooooooooo
"Peter, those are Cheerios."
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Quagmire: *runs outside to meet neighbors in a robe* "Hey guys I was just jerki-- ...I was taking a nap."
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Female Social Worker (In Quagmire's bed after sex): "Quagmire honey... I have question... what do you do for a living?"
Quagmire: "heh heh, I have a question for you too! Why are YOU still here?"
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Quag-i had sex with 3 women
Brian(i think)-you mean 2 girls and a guy
Quag- no. 3 women
Brian- no. it was 2 girls and a guy
Quag- but i thought it was... wait. oh god. im mean...oh god.
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Stewie: I feel so deliciously white trash. Mommy I want a mullet!!
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Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?
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Brian: Oh my god. They ate Tricia Takanawa.
Peter: Why? They're just gonna get hungry again in an hour.
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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you.
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Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.
Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane ...
Stewie: Never! *darn* the broccoli, *darn* you, and *darn* the Wright brothers.
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Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.
In your replies tell me if you want to get mentioned in my 3,000th post celebration post and provide me with a rrandom question that I can answer. It can be anything you want like, "do you like zebras?"
So when your on crack and you look at Zebras...what exactly do you see when they scatter in all directions?
Acura CL.