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Drunk Driver Eats crap...
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:58 am
by Chris Luva Luva
DUI suspect eats feces
By CP
TORONTO -- An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyzer after stuffing his mouth full of feces. "I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.
"I've never heard of anything like this before," said the 28-year police veteran.
Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup was pulled over on a highway just outside of Barrie, the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a police station for testing.
En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the car.
After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyzer machine."
It didn't work, Buchanan said.
The motorist was charged with impaired driving, plus driving with more than 80 mg of alcohol in 100 ml of blood in his system.
"This fellow was in dire need of help. It's bizarre, but the effects of alcohol can make people do strange things," McDonald said
The cruiser took two hours to clean and "it's back on the road."
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:36 am
by Skinsfan55
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Did they at least shoot this guy afterwards? I thought in Canada they just shot their criminals and left them in the snow until spring
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 11:17 am
by NC43Hog
Thanks for this post CLL!
NOT!
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:14 pm
by BossHog
Skinsfan55 wrote:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Did they at least shoot this guy afterwards? I thought in Canada they just shot their criminals and left them in the snow until spring
No, we just send them to the States where they'll fit in more. :-"
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:29 pm
by General Failure
Do you at least give them elocution lessens before pushing them over the border?
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:27 pm
by Hogfather
There's only one thing I can do to keep my lunch down after reading that
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:47 pm
by hatsOFF2gibbs
That's a great way to start off the weekend! Learning about a guy that had crap in his mouth.
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 3:38 pm
by washington53
That is so disgusting.... I wont be eating for a while today.
THATS WHY YOU DONT DRINK. Atleast not enough to drink and drive.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:28 am
by Warmother
Is it true the guy is a Cowpie fan?
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:20 am
by JansenFan
Something wrong with people from the Barrie area.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:22 am
by Skinsfan55
BossHog wrote:Skinsfan55 wrote:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Did they at least shoot this guy afterwards? I thought in Canada they just shot their criminals and left them in the snow until spring
No, we just send them to the States where they'll fit in more. :-"
I dunno how someone who eats their own bodily waste would fit in down here... that's more of a Canadian thing I guess...
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:43 am
by BossHog
Yes... all Canadians are typically fecal eaters... he is very typical of what you will find up here.
It helps us maintain our lives in an igloo.
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:54 pm
by JansenFan
BossHog wrote:Yes... all Canadians are typically fecal eaters... he is very typical of what you will find up here.
It helps us maintain our lives in an igloo.
Nothing wrong with Igloos...they keep the molsen and donuts cold, ya hoser.