Just One (NFL) Wish for the Holidays
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2003 2:01 pm
First of all, I want to wish all of my Redskins brothers and sisters out there a very wonderful (and safe) holiday season. Even though times could be better for us, take this time to relish in your families and enjoy being together for the holidays.
Now, as for me, I have but one small wish this holiday season. Dear Santa......please make sure the Cowboys are eliminated from the playoffs. Although that prospect doesn't look good right now, there is still a chance it will happen (I think)....if:
1. Dallas has to lose 2.
This isn't likely because the Giants are just playing extremely bad lately. Hopefully, they'll try to win out for their departing coach. Let's keep our fingers crossed that the Giants find some spunk and surprise the Cowboys by whoopin' them. Dallas will have a much tougher time against the Saints. With any luck, the Cowboys will finish 9-7 with a NFC record of 7-5.
2. Green Bay and/or Minnesota should finish 9-7.
Green Bay is playing at Oakland and then at home against Denver. The Vikings are hosting the Chiefs and then traveling to Arizona. If both win out, they'll both finish at 10-6. If not, hopefully Minnesota will win the division and Green Bay will be the wildcard. If Green Bay finishes 9-7 [tied with Dallas in our best case scenario], their NFC record will also be 7-5...so it'll depend on other tiebreakers]
3. Seattle must win out.
Seattle is hosting the Cardinals and then traveling to San Francisco. Both are very winnable games for the Seahawks. If they win out, they'll finish at 10-6. If they lose one game, they'll be 9-7 with an NFC record of 7-5.
I would like nothing more than the Cowboys NOT even getting into the playoffs this year. If that happens, I will truly have a joyous holiday season.
GOD, I JUST CAN'T FIND THE WORDS TO TELL YOU JUST HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE FREAKIN' COWBOYS!!!
Now, as for me, I have but one small wish this holiday season. Dear Santa......please make sure the Cowboys are eliminated from the playoffs. Although that prospect doesn't look good right now, there is still a chance it will happen (I think)....if:
1. Dallas has to lose 2.
This isn't likely because the Giants are just playing extremely bad lately. Hopefully, they'll try to win out for their departing coach. Let's keep our fingers crossed that the Giants find some spunk and surprise the Cowboys by whoopin' them. Dallas will have a much tougher time against the Saints. With any luck, the Cowboys will finish 9-7 with a NFC record of 7-5.
2. Green Bay and/or Minnesota should finish 9-7.
Green Bay is playing at Oakland and then at home against Denver. The Vikings are hosting the Chiefs and then traveling to Arizona. If both win out, they'll both finish at 10-6. If not, hopefully Minnesota will win the division and Green Bay will be the wildcard. If Green Bay finishes 9-7 [tied with Dallas in our best case scenario], their NFC record will also be 7-5...so it'll depend on other tiebreakers]
3. Seattle must win out.
Seattle is hosting the Cardinals and then traveling to San Francisco. Both are very winnable games for the Seahawks. If they win out, they'll finish at 10-6. If they lose one game, they'll be 9-7 with an NFC record of 7-5.
I would like nothing more than the Cowboys NOT even getting into the playoffs this year. If that happens, I will truly have a joyous holiday season.
GOD, I JUST CAN'T FIND THE WORDS TO TELL YOU JUST HOW MUCH I HATE THOSE FREAKIN' COWBOYS!!!