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A Hogs.net Moderator?
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:43 pm
by fredp45
Smack
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:50 pm
by Redskin in Canada
Why do I have the sneaky feeling that this thread is heading soon into the smack forum?

Re: A Hogs.net Moderator?
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 7:56 pm
by Hogfather
fredp45 wrote:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7264865/?GT1=6305
Saw that on msn and couldn't resist...

Maybe you should have...
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:01 pm
by fredp45
You Canadian guys have no sense of humor...does the artic cold curl your funny bone?
If you hve the ability to move it, go for it! You can delete it if you really hate it.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:06 pm
by BringThePain!
That is a lot of Bacon... now we just need a 400 pound chicken to lay some eggs and we'll have breakfast for the 2005 season....
Moving to lounge since it's really not redskins related...
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:55 am
by The Hogster
Ahh man, they dug up Joe Jacoby? Wrong...just wrong.
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:02 am
by Hogfather
fredp45 wrote:You Canadian guys have no sense of humor...does the artic cold curl your funny bone?
If you hve the ability to move it, go for it! You can delete it if you really hate it.
Nah, we're just sensitive about our Canadian bacon and at first I thought you dug up John Candy, eh!

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:58 am
by Redskin in Canada
fredp45 wrote:...does the artic cold curl your funny bone?
Oh, we have a sense of humour alright. Most "US" comedians are actually born-Canadians. But I do not know what you mean by the "artic" you mean the Arctic, as in the
Arctic Ocean?
In any event, you are lucky none of the tough guys took offense. It can get rough. But do not take my word for it. Keep pushing your luck. We all will enjoy it. It will be rather
funny.
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:00 pm
by Skinsfan55
Why would ANYONE get offended by this???
I mean, it's not that funny, but it's not offensive either.
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:01 pm
by Redskin in Canada
Skinsfan55 wrote:Why would ANYONE get offended by this???
I mean, it's not that funny, but it's not offensive either.
Nobody took offense. We only saw it going to the smack forum. That's all.
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:04 pm
by Jake
5'9 - 155... Just a couple more pounds and I'll be right up with porky down there (oh, and the pig, too).

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:26 pm
by fredp45
Redskin in Canada --
You're an anal retentive type, huh?
First you post a message that this thread should have been in another forum...then you post another message about my typo...dang...
I guess I need to be more careful on this "fun" message board!
Anyway, that is one huge hog, reminds me of Dave Butz.
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:11 pm
by Redskin in Canada
fredp45 wrote:First you post a message that this thread should have been in another forum...then you post another message about my typo...dang...
I never said "should".
Why do I have the sneaky feeling that this thread is heading soon into the smack forum?
Stop playing with your family photo album.
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:20 pm
by fredp45
"stop playing with my family photo alblum" -- ?
Wow, what do you do for a living? Computer programmer? Math guy? Accounting nerd? While you're absolutely right, you didn't say "should" -- I think it was clear what you meant.
I have an accounting background and I'm thinking you're way more exact than me!
At least we're both skins fans...eh?
Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:53 pm
by washington53
I think you guys forgot that this thread is talking about PORKY not fred and redskin in canada..
Damn that Hog is huge... I think its only right owner its us... Itll be feeding us bacon till the 2007 season... I wish it layed some eggs too.
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:29 pm
by welch
Hogfather
Nah, we're just sensitive about our Canadian bacon and at first I thought you dug up John Candy, eh!
Clearly a reference to Michael Moore's movie with John Candy, Rhea Perlman, Dan Ackroyd, Alan Alda, and a bunch of other people I can't remember right now, but who probably starred on SC TV.
Badly edited movie, but each scene is a killer, starting with the "event" that almost starts a war between the US and Canada. Candy and friends have crossed the border from Buffalo to watch a hocky game, and Candy says, "This beer sucks!" and a fight breaks out even bigger than a normal hockey fight.
Or the scene where the American volunteers tie up the Mounty and try to teach him to pronouce "about". "You're not going to move as long as you say 'aboot'!!"
Or Ackroyd as the highway policeman...
And...
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:52 pm
by tazlah
welch wrote:Badly edited movie, but each scene is a killer, starting with the "event" that almost starts a war between the US and Canada. Candy and friends have crossed the border from Buffalo to watch a hocky game, and Candy says, "This beer sucks!" and a fight breaks out even bigger than a normal hockey fight.
Or the scene where the American volunteers tie up the Mounty and try to teach him to pronouce "about". "You're not going to move as long as you say 'aboot'!!"
Or Ackroyd as the highway policeman...
And...
Awe -- you made me laugh out loud; got me thinkin' of Strange Brew too -- what a classic. ... "My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!"

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:09 am
by Smithian
Tusk 1 is bigger... And knows when to start snorting.
Sooie, pig baby.
Anyways though, my consolences to all Razorbacks taht one of their own was murdered.
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:51 pm
by Hogfather
welch wrote:Hogfather
Nah, we're just sensitive about our Canadian bacon and at first I thought you dug up John Candy, eh!
Clearly a reference to Michael Moore's movie with John Candy, Rhea Perlman, Dan Ackroyd, Alan Alda, and a bunch of other people I can't remember right now, but who probably starred on SC TV.
Badly edited movie, but each scene is a killer, starting with the "event" that almost starts a war between the US and Canada. Candy and friends have crossed the border from Buffalo to watch a hocky game, and Candy says, "This beer sucks!" and a fight breaks out even bigger than a normal hockey fight.
Or the scene where the American volunteers tie up the Mounty and try to teach him to pronouce "about". "You're not going to move as long as you say 'aboot'!!"
Or Ackroyd as the highway policeman...
And...
Glad to see I'm not the only one that as seen and found some humor in it. Loved all of those scenes, but did not know that Moore directed it.
Strange Brew was another good one

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 6:55 pm
by welch
Strange Brew was another good one
I loved Bob and Doug MacKenzie!