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I didn't see this anywhere yet, thought you all might enjoy it:


Top Ten Philadelphia Eagles' Excuses


10. "Spent two weeks practicing the coin toss."

9. "Discouraged by half time show's lack of nudity."

8. "We were missing 'Desperate Housewives'--who could think straight?"

7. "We're overwhelmed by the awe-inspiring metropolis that is Jacksonville."

6. "Oh, suddenly referees are too good to take bribes?!"

5. "Who really wants to get Gatorade dumped on them?"

4. "Should have campaigned harder in Ohio."

3. "It's totally unfair, the Patriots are really good."

2. "Maybe being from the land of cheese steaks ain't a good thing."

1. "When Tom Brady looked at us with those gorgeous eyes, we just melted."




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Yo....I know you're new to the board but you should've posted this in the "Lounge" forum. Nevertheless, its funny though!

Moved to The Lounge.

Funny stuff!!! I like #6 especially!

I saw this rerun the other night....I saw it originally, but enjoyed seeing it again. He had Will Smith on....it was great!

Will handled his team loosing well.

I think it's kind of lame, myself.
C'mon. Philly is known for tough fans. You can take off the kid gloves.

How about...

Todd Pinkston bruised his cervix.

Andy Reid ate the gameplan.

Jeff Garcia replaced TO's stickum with KY.

:-"

Well, it's a start.
You should write for Letterman.

Somebody should write for him. I think his writing team has consisted of a narcoleptic falling asleep on his keyboard everyday for the last 10 years or so.

General Failure wrote:Somebody should write for him. I think his writing team has consisted of a narcoleptic falling asleep on his keyboard everyday for the last 10 years or so.

Sounds like a sweet gig. I'd do it.

Sure, but the lines on your face when you wake up might hurt a little and freak people out.

I figured I'd round my list out and actually come up with 10, but it occurs to me that they are more reasons than excuses:

BH's top 10


10. Freddie Mitchell.

9. Todd Pinkston bruised his cervix.

8. Andy Reid ate the gameplan.

7. Corey Simon was up late the night before at drama queen classes.

6. Tom Coughlin was late for the game.

5. Brian Westbrook got pointers from Thurman Thomas on preparing for the Super Bowl.

4. Nicollette Sheridan gave a 'pep' talk to a few of the Eagles offensive players before the game.

3. Jeff Garcia replaced TO's stickum with KY.

2. Jeffrey Lurie found out he'd have to pay for the Super Bowl rings.

But the number one reason for the Eagles not winning the SuperBowl....

1. McNabb McSucked.

#1 is #1 BH!

#1 is #1 BH!

Wow, man. That was twice.