Yet another new guy...
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:20 pm
Hello everyone. New to the board. Glad to be here.
I won't post too much, but after the events of today I have to vent, so please excuse the length of my inaugural post...
Brief introduction...
33. 6'2". Single. Gym rat. I play poker for a living (yes, really). I live in Fort Worth, Texas and I pray every day for the demise of the f-ing Cowboys. I'm a Redskin fan through and through.
You know all those stereotypes you have in your minds about Cowboy fans? All true. ALL true.
Anyway...
You wanna know when this season was over? I can tell you the exact moment:
Week Three - Monday Night vs. these same Cowboys.
Right before the end of the first half. First and goal on the one. And the Redskins score...a field goal.
Then when Jason Witten caught his touchdown pass to make it 14-3, you could see all the chins go down and all the shoulders slump and all the white flags being waved.
Had the Redskins won that game, it is my firm belief that they'd be heading to the playoffs. But this is the REDSKINS we're talking about. They're so damn neurotic that they can't get past a loss to the Cowboys. Brings up all those "here we go again" feelings.
And to be helpless without a timeout at the end of that game just letting the last few seconds go tick...tick...tick...tick...off the clock. That just made it all the more miserable, didn't it?
Add that in with...
SEVEN turnovers against the Giants in a game they only lost by six points...
Had the lead against the Browns (the BROWNS, folks) with four minutes to go and coughed it up...
Let a very beatable Ravens team beat them after a couple more fantastic Brunnell turnovers...
Beat the sorry Bears by the grace of God...
James Thrash has a brain-fart against the Packers that erases a possible game-winning touchdown...
Let the Bengals (the BENGALS) dictate 55 minutes of that game in a game that was much less close than the final score indicated...
Fading in the second half against the Eagles at their place and then blowing a golden opportunity against them in Washington with a late interception...
(They were never in the Steelers game, so I'll omit that one)...
And then, in classic "loser-mentality" fashion, they have the Cowboys by the balls in Texas Stadium...have several chances to win the game on their own terms when they have the ball...
But no. No No No...
This is the REDSKINS, remember.
They'll find the way to f things up.
So, until something monumental happens, this is what we have. A less-than-mediocre team that will be satisfied with being exactly that.
What do they need? An organization-wide attitude enema. Ship out the losers. No matter who they are or what position they play...from the front office, to the team on the field, to the people in the laundry room.
They also need to be a little nastier.
In baseball, you know what you do to the team that keeps on beating you? Throw at their batters. Plunk 'em. And slide spikes-up.
In hockey, you know what you do to the guy that keeps on slashing you when the ref isn't looking? Cross-check him in the mouth. Elbow him into the glass.
So, Redskins...
An open statement to you, from a devoted fan...
You're everyone else's BITCH right now. How's it feel? You're a JOKE. But you can turn it around if you choose.
My advice? You got a pair? USE 'EM. Show some fire. Some grit. Some passion. SOMETHING. Make me believe again.
Thanks again, all. Glad to be here.
I won't post too much, but after the events of today I have to vent, so please excuse the length of my inaugural post...
Brief introduction...
33. 6'2". Single. Gym rat. I play poker for a living (yes, really). I live in Fort Worth, Texas and I pray every day for the demise of the f-ing Cowboys. I'm a Redskin fan through and through.
You know all those stereotypes you have in your minds about Cowboy fans? All true. ALL true.
Anyway...
You wanna know when this season was over? I can tell you the exact moment:
Week Three - Monday Night vs. these same Cowboys.
Right before the end of the first half. First and goal on the one. And the Redskins score...a field goal.
Then when Jason Witten caught his touchdown pass to make it 14-3, you could see all the chins go down and all the shoulders slump and all the white flags being waved.
Had the Redskins won that game, it is my firm belief that they'd be heading to the playoffs. But this is the REDSKINS we're talking about. They're so damn neurotic that they can't get past a loss to the Cowboys. Brings up all those "here we go again" feelings.
And to be helpless without a timeout at the end of that game just letting the last few seconds go tick...tick...tick...tick...off the clock. That just made it all the more miserable, didn't it?
Add that in with...
SEVEN turnovers against the Giants in a game they only lost by six points...
Had the lead against the Browns (the BROWNS, folks) with four minutes to go and coughed it up...
Let a very beatable Ravens team beat them after a couple more fantastic Brunnell turnovers...
Beat the sorry Bears by the grace of God...
James Thrash has a brain-fart against the Packers that erases a possible game-winning touchdown...
Let the Bengals (the BENGALS) dictate 55 minutes of that game in a game that was much less close than the final score indicated...
Fading in the second half against the Eagles at their place and then blowing a golden opportunity against them in Washington with a late interception...
(They were never in the Steelers game, so I'll omit that one)...
And then, in classic "loser-mentality" fashion, they have the Cowboys by the balls in Texas Stadium...have several chances to win the game on their own terms when they have the ball...
But no. No No No...
This is the REDSKINS, remember.
They'll find the way to f things up.
So, until something monumental happens, this is what we have. A less-than-mediocre team that will be satisfied with being exactly that.
What do they need? An organization-wide attitude enema. Ship out the losers. No matter who they are or what position they play...from the front office, to the team on the field, to the people in the laundry room.
They also need to be a little nastier.
In baseball, you know what you do to the team that keeps on beating you? Throw at their batters. Plunk 'em. And slide spikes-up.
In hockey, you know what you do to the guy that keeps on slashing you when the ref isn't looking? Cross-check him in the mouth. Elbow him into the glass.
So, Redskins...
An open statement to you, from a devoted fan...
You're everyone else's BITCH right now. How's it feel? You're a JOKE. But you can turn it around if you choose.
My advice? You got a pair? USE 'EM. Show some fire. Some grit. Some passion. SOMETHING. Make me believe again.
Thanks again, all. Glad to be here.