Taylor on the wrong end of a rookie prank.

BringThePain! · Post by **BringThePain!** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:27 pm

Chris Luva Luva wrote:I think we should have a post everyday titled "retarded cowpuke comment of the day". I vote this one as today's winners.

and I'll second that... any objections? GOOD It's official!

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:32 pm

BringThePain! wrote:
Chris Luva Luva wrote:I think we should have a post everyday titled "retarded cowpuke comment of the day". I vote this one as today's winners.

and I'll second that... any objections? GOOD It's official!

That may be the retarded cowpuke comment of the month... year even... we'll just have to wait and see... it is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard, but don't count the cowpukes fans out just yet... this may not even make the semi-finals by the the season is over, Dallas fans can surprise you with some of the crap they say...

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:26 pm

Let's try and keep this topic on topic and out of the gutter, okay? DallasCowboyFan..in case you didnt notice, this is the wrong forum for that sort of take. I will assume that we can all be civilized and conduct ourselves according.

Post away.

DallasCowboysFan · Post by **DallasCowboysFan** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:30 pm

Wingman wrote:Let's try and keep this topic on topic and out of the gutter, okay? DallasCowboyFan..in case you didnt notice, this is the wrong forum for that sort of take. I will assume that we can all be civilized and conduct ourselves according.

Post away.

I must be missing what is wrong with the post? I didn't bash any beloved Skins fans? I gave my point without cussing or offending anyone..... unless the joke about his avatar is offensive!

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:18 pm

You have been warned, Dallas. If you want to push this issue be my guest. In here is not the place. That was to serve as a gentle reminder that racial, swears that are hidden and reposting a DELETED post for whatever the reason is unexceptable. That warning is for ALL. You are a guest here, last time I checked this was a Redskins fan site. While this may be the best place on the site, it is that way for a reason.

gambit187 · Post by **gambit187** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:24 pm

Wingman wrote:You have been warned, Dallas. If you want to push this issue be my guest. In here is not the place. That was to serve as a gentle reminder that racial, swears that are hidden and reposting a DELETED post for whatever the reason is unexceptable. That warning is for ALL. You are a guest here, last time I checked this was a Redskins fan site. While this may be the best place on the site, it is that way for a reason.

Get off his back Wingman, DallasCowboyfan did nothing offensive or wrong, he made a comment about Taylor and the whole shaving cream incident.

Wingman · Post by **Wingman** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:25 pm

Hello? Get off his back? Oh please tell me that you want to make this about you as well. PLEASE tell me that.

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gambit187 · Post by **gambit187** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:32 pm

Wingman wrote:Hello? Get off his back? Oh please tell me that you want to make this about you as well. PLEASE tell me that.

If this is what you on his back about, yeah then I guess i have to throw my Big Ten Gallon Cowboy hat into the ring also. I dont see nothing offensive about this.

What a big pansy, he had to miss a practice for some shaving cream/gel in his eye! They compared this guy to Ronnie Lott........ the guy who cut off a pinkie to not miss a game! This kid misses practice for shaving cream in the eye! ROTFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He aint gonna be half the man Roy Williams is! Should have picked the SOLDIER! HAHAHAHAHA That's even funnier than him getting plowed by Greg Jones!

JonC56 · Post by **JonC56** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:45 pm

Even though I completley diasagree with everything cowboy fan said(one if the dumbest thing Ive heard in a while), he really didn'say anything offensive. What makes this site good is the fact that you can express your oponion and debate things about the redskins. As long as you dont't use profain language, you should be able to express your oponion. (man, im standing up for a cowboy fan, mus t have been something in my food

)

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:49 pm

DallasCowboyFan...

You seem honestly curious, and maybe a little confused by Wingman and his warning. Let's see if the old man can help you out, son.

First, the topic.

"Taylor on the wrong end of a rookie prank"

Now, your post. (For the sake of simplicity, I broke it down with alphabetically-delineated parentheticals. Look it up.)

DallasCowboysFan wrote:What a big pansy,(A) he had to miss a practice for some shaving cream/gel in his eye! (B) They compared this guy to Ronnie Lott(C)........ the guy who cut off a pinkie to not miss a game!(D) This kid misses practice for shaving cream in the eye! (E) ROTFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (F)

He aint gonna be half the man Roy Williams is!(G) Should have picked the SOLDIER!(H) HAHAHAHAHA That's even funnier than him getting plowed by Greg Jones!(I)

A.) "Pansy" is either a flower("Lounge" forum item) or an insulting term that emasculates the person in question. ("Smack" forum item.)
B.) If you saw the video, it was the green gel known as "Edge". (It has a nice menthol smell to it, in case you aren't old enough to shave yet.)T he instructions on the can clearly state to avoid mucous membranes and the eyes, as it contains irritants to both. LaVar, in his hurry to ambush the rookie, made a poor choice of product with which to do it. This relates to the topic because he did indeed miss a practice due to the incident. Good Job ! :roll:

C.) "Draft" Forum. Not on topic.
D.) Ronnie Lott made a life-altering decision to play in that game. That's, ummmm, a real sign of something. Not so sure I'd want my rookie poking out his eyes to make the practice, there, bud. Again, off-topic.
We'd need a new forum for this type of information. I'm sure BH is open to your suggestions. :^o

E.) Didn't we cover this with B.) ? Repetitive. Maybe you just like to type ! Nothing wrong with that, right ? :wink:

F.) If the HTML is too hard for you, you can just click on the emoticon you want to use, so that we here at Hogs.net can get the full flavor of what you're trying to say. You might have to disable your "Pop-Up Stopper" to get to the good ones.
G.) Any new safety in the league respects Roy Williams, and aspires to do what he's done. Your assessment comes too early in the career of Sean Taylor, and is made with no real evidence. You'd have to put some "Edge Gel" in the eyes of Mr. Williams (without warning) to know his reaction.
Let me know how that works out.
H.) More "Draft" forum stuff. Maybe "Around The League" since Mr. Winslow has a Pro team now.
I.) "...plowed by Greg Jones" sounds like a personal issue.
Clearly, we're not here for that. That ought to raise a "red flag" or two in therapy. Check it out. No need to update us here. It's all good.

Hopefully, this helps. You've been here a month. You know the rules, especially the ones about getting all unruly and stuff in the "HogWash" forum. Follow Curveball, and lately (God strike me dead for saying it) even Gambit to see how to behave around here.
Otherwise, you're a looooonnnnnggggg way down a short, short road that leads to gettin' the boot.

Later.

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:49 pm

I didn't see what was said, can someone PM me was said so I can understand what this is all about?

gambit187 · Post by **gambit187** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 9:50 pm

JonC56 wrote:Even though I completley diasagree with everything cowboy fan said(one if the dumbest thing Ive heard in a while), he really didn'say anything offensive. What makes this site good is the fact that you can express your oponion and debate things about the redskins. As long as you dont't use profain language, you should be able to express your oponion. (man, im standing up for a cowboy fan, mus t have been something in my food )

JonC56, back away from the Mary Jane......see what drugs do to u .......got u sticking up for us cowboyfan.......LOL.......Just messing with u man

DallasCowboysFan · Post by **DallasCowboysFan** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 10:40 pm

Man where to begin, I get called a troll which I guess is not smack talk. I use the letter F followed by some astericks. I told you guys to take off the burgundy colored glasses. I crack on Willis from Different Strokes in Luva Luva's avatar! I basically said it's shaving cream that get's tested on animals to not hurt homo sapiens(TCWest that means humans) eyes. Nobody here has had shampoo in their eye? I said I hoped you guys included a stylist in his contract, I would hate for you to lose a player due to some hair products in the eye! So for this it is deleted, and for the mod that is getting all huffy, if you notice the other post was posted immediately after your explanation meaning we were probably typing at the SAME TIME! There wa snothing racial in the post!

Now for TCWest that thinks he is a Forum Professor with his High School Education because he can look up alphabetically-delineated parentheticals in his Senior English book!
Pansy if you take the time to look it up obviously was being used as "a timid man or boy considered childish or unassertive" maybe your more used to the "offensive terms for an openly homosexual man" definition!
I saw the video, my shampoo says that too but I have had in my eye and it didn't cause me to miss work!
You say Draft, but I believe I was speaking about the PLAYER the topic is about so ON TOPIC! Ronnie Lott same sentence!
Yes, Repetition to stress a point. You will use this if you ever get into a management role, it stresses the point!
HTML? Any day you wish to compare your HTML with mine. I graduated college with my degree in Management Information Systems so maybe if HTML is too basic for you we can pick another language, Java, C, C++, Visual Basic, Cobol, Javascript, XML, VBScript, PASCAL, you choose! I was a Software Engineer before I switched to being the CNC Engineer/Administrator for an ERP System. CNC is Configurable Network Computing and ERP is Enterprise Resource Planning. You don't wan't to go there!
Becoming Roy, that's me being a Dallas fan and giving my OPINION of your player. Hence the reason for Forums, Opinions? Call me crazy!
Draft blah blah, TCWest wants to be a Mod so bad, he trys to tutor others on how to post.
Plowed by Jones, do I need to repost the video? Plowed as in "got run over" slang term for "broken and turned over with a plow".
Actually tomorrow it will be 3 months and almost 80 posts. You can look in the Memberlist to see when I joined before you spew stuff you don't know!

Maybe it was the pic of Snyder Sucks that has been posted here before or the Different Strokes pic that made the post get deleted. Maybe it was the fact that somebody didn't have a comeback to a post?

Thanks Jonc for having my back and as always a fellow Cowboys Fan has my back! Let me see TCWest will have to have at least a 500 word count reply to this on why he is so smart and intellectual. I must give you props, at least your reply is not "this has to be the most retarded post" becasue you don't have a valid comeback.

- The Cowboys Troll

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:13 pm

I saw the video, my shampoo says that too but I have had in my eye and it didn't cause me to miss work!

1st of all if your the PC guru that you claim to be you of all people show know how irritating an eye problem can be. Maybe you have perfecf vision and you don't have any issues, if thats the case you are not at liberty to speak on such an issue. Im near-sightd and if I don't have my glasses its painful to look at a PC screen. I played football and when I didn't have my sports glasses I couldn't play my position as well. Our eyes are very sensitive some more than others. Everyone can't be the man that you are and be able to do their job effectively with foreign chemicals in their eyes. :roll:

Lets hold your eyes open and sqeeze that crap into your eyes and lets see if it doesn't bother you. Lets put you in a position where your eyes determine your safety like his do and lets see how well you perform.

gambit187 · Post by **gambit187** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:19 pm

tcwest10 wrote:DallasCowboyFan...

You seem honestly curious, and maybe a little confused by Wingman and his warning. Let's see if the old man can help you out, son.

First, the topic.

"Taylor on the wrong end of a rookie prank"

Now, your post. (For the sake of simplicity, I broke it down with alphabetically-delineated parentheticals. Look it up.)

DallasCowboysFan wrote:What a big pansy,(A) he had to miss a practice for some shaving cream/gel in his eye! (B) They compared this guy to Ronnie Lott(C)........ the guy who cut off a pinkie to not miss a game!(D) This kid misses practice for shaving cream in the eye! (E) ROTFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (F)

He aint gonna be half the man Roy Williams is!(G) Should have picked the SOLDIER!(H) HAHAHAHAHA That's even funnier than him getting plowed by Greg Jones!(I)

A.) "Pansy" is either a flower("Lounge" forum item) or an insulting term that emasculates the person in question. ("Smack" forum item.)
B.) If you saw the video, it was the green gel known as "Edge". (It has a nice menthol smell to it, in case you aren't old enough to shave yet.)T he instructions on the can clearly state to avoid mucous membranes and the eyes, as it contains irritants to both. LaVar, in his hurry to ambush the rookie, made a poor choice of product with which to do it. This relates to the topic because he did indeed miss a practice due to the incident. Good Job !
C.) "Draft" Forum. Not on topic.
D.) Ronnie Lott made a life-altering decision to play in that game. That's, ummmm, a real sign of something. Not so sure I'd want my rookie poking out his eyes to make the practice, there, bud. Again, off-topic.
We'd need a new forum for this type of information. I'm sure BH is open to your suggestions.
E.) Didn't we cover this with B.) ? Repetitive. Maybe you just like to type ! Nothing wrong with that, right ?
F.) If the HTML is too hard for you, you can just click on the emoticon you want to use, so that we here at Hogs.net can get the full flavor of what you're trying to say. You might have to disable your "Pop-Up Stopper" to get to the good ones.
G.) Any new safety in the league respects Roy Williams, and aspires to do what he's done. Your assessment comes too early in the career of Sean Taylor, and is made with no real evidence. You'd have to put some "Edge Gel" in the eyes of Mr. Williams (without warning) to know his reaction.
Let me know how that works out.
H.) More "Draft" forum stuff. Maybe "Around The League" since Mr. Winslow has a Pro team now.
I.) "...plowed by Greg Jones" sounds like a personal issue.
Clearly, we're not here for that. That ought to raise a "red flag" or two in therapy. Check it out. No need to update us here. It's all good.

Hopefully, this helps. You've been here a month. You know the rules, especially the ones about getting all unruly and stuff in the "HogWash" forum. Follow Curveball, and lately (God strike me dead for saying it) even Gambit to see how to behave around here.
Otherwise, you're a looooonnnnnggggg way down a short, short road that leads to gettin' the boot.

Later.

Thats BS TCWEST he was not directing his quote to anyone on the board. . He was directing it to a player. Such hipocracy. Unless his post was laced with curse words there was nothing wrong with it.

JonC56 · Post by **JonC56** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:24 pm

I just read TCwest's post and dallascowboysfan 's posts. The thing that I enjoy most about this site is that everyone here has the freedom to post whatever they want as long is it is not profane or offensive. Cowboyfan posted his opoinion, and like I said before I strongly disagree with it, but it was in now way profane or offensive. IF anything I read here should have been in the smack forum it was Tcwest posts. The only reason why Im saying this is becuase I hope that if I post something that someone strongly disagrees with, I dont get a talked down upon like I am far beneath someone intellectually for the sole fact that I have a different oponion then them. With that being said, I enjoy the majority of tcwests posts becuase of the thought that goes into them. I havent been at this site for as long as alot of you, but I felt I needed to express my oponion on this point. NOw that I got that out of my system, I hope we beat dallas 55-0 so all the stuff dallascowboys fan said about the redskins can be thrown back in his face.

DallasCowboysFan · Post by **DallasCowboysFan** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:27 pm

Chris Luva Luva wrote:
I saw the video, my shampoo says that too but I have had in my eye and it didn't cause me to miss work!

1st of all if your the PC guru that you claim to be you of all people show know how irritating an eye problem can be. Maybe you have perfecf vision and you don't have any issues, if thats the case you are not at liberty to speak on such an issue. Im near-sightd and if I don't have my glasses its painful to look at a PC screen. I played football and when I didn't have my sports glasses I couldn't play my position as well. Our eyes are very sensitive some more than others. Everyone can't be the man that you are and be able to do their job effectively with foreign chemicals in their eyes.

Lets hold your eyes open and sqeeze that crap into your eyes and lets see if it doesn't bother you. Lets put you in a position where your eyes determine your safety like his do and lets see how well you perform.

Nope sorry no eye problems, I stare at computers all day at work and then come home and spend a few more hours a night on them. Microsoft has some tools that can make the screens easier on your eyes, check into it. My eyes do hurt if I am staring at code all day, but you focus away for a little while and they are fine again! No eye problems, I have ruptured almost every blood vessel in one of my eyes with the end of a screwdriver before but I guess I am lucky!

gambit187 · Post by **gambit187** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:28 pm

I give up i dont know what he could have said in that post that was offensive.

BringThePain! · Post by **BringThePain!** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:31 pm

(raising hand)

It was me.... i called "DallasCowboyFan" a troll.... why? Because.... he never comes here to debate or express his opinion in a reasonable manner.... Curveball comes here all the time and will debate/express his opinion with fact and very little bias.... DCF likes to try and rile people here on the site up.... by questioning the manhood of players on the team, and calling them pansy's, etc, even all the stuff he's admitted he's done..... similar to what a child does.... For some reason he gets off on coming here every couple of weeks and chiming in with his smear campain.... etc.... similiar to what a child does..... So instead of letting everyone one play into his little game.... I signaled to any newbie's that he was a "troll"...

If there was a problem with this from the mod's stand point, please PM and let me know..... As of right now, I haven't recieved one.... so to me the dude's still a "troll".... just some guy who gets off on coming here and spewing his small minded opinon.... kinda like what a child does..... It be nice if he came in here one time and prove me wrong.... though I know he won't with his "I'm smarty than you because I know VBScript" personality.....

DallasCowboysFan · Post by **DallasCowboysFan** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:35 pm

Thanks Gambit, more Dallas Bias I guess. HAHAHA

Jonc I am used to TCWests posts, they are always long winded so that he can try and make people feel dumb. It doesn't bother me, I know my knowledge and education and don't need validation from anyone that I don't know. That might be the way that he is on the board, but i did get a nice PM from him when I found out my wife was pregnant. Oh and there is no way in heck (can I say heck here?) that you beat us 55-0. :lol:

By the way TC that little emoticon is actually BBCode not HTML, HTML has opening and closing Brackets like this <HTML><HEAD></HEAD><BODY></BODY></HTML>. :wink:

-The Cowboy Troll

BringThePain! · Post by **BringThePain!** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:36 pm

gambit187 wrote:I give up i dont know what he could have said in that post that was offensive.

Gambit.... if i went on a cowboys message board and called Roy williams a pansy.... would that fly??? would people speak to me in a kind and reasonable manner??? huh??/

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:37 pm

Nope sorry no eye problems, I stare at computers all day at work and then come home and spend a few more hours a night on them. Microsoft has some tools that can make the screens easier on your eyes, check into it. My eyes do hurt if I am staring at code all day, but you focus away for a little while and they are fine again! No eye problems, I have ruptured almost every blood vessel in one of my eyes with the end of a screwdriver before but I guess I am lucky!

All Im saying is that no two people are a like. His eyes determine his health. They determine the angle of his tackle, his depth and perception. If he would have played and got injured you would have called him an idiot. Obviously he was too hurt to play. I didn't even take what you said too seriously, I thought U were just ruffling feathers but it seems that you are really serious.

DallasCowboysFan · Post by **DallasCowboysFan** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:49 pm

BringThePain! wrote:(raising hand)

It was me.... i called "DallasCowboyFan" a troll.... why? Because.... he never comes here to debate or express his opinion in a reasonable manner.... Curveball comes here all the time and will debate/express his opinion with fact and very little bias.... DCF likes to try and rile people here on the site up.... by questioning the manhood of players on the team, and calling them pansy's, etc, even all the stuff he's admitted he's done..... similar to what a child does.... For some reason he gets off on coming here every couple of weeks and chiming in with his smear campain.... etc.... similiar to what a child does..... So instead of letting everyone one play into his little game.... I signaled to any newbie's that he was a "troll"...

If there was a problem with this from the mod's stand point, please PM and let me know..... As of right now, I haven't recieved one.... so to me the dude's still a "troll".... just some guy who gets off on coming here and spewing his small minded opinon.... kinda like what a child does..... It be nice if he came in here one time and prove me wrong.... though I know he won't with his "I'm smarty than you because I know VBScript" personality.....

Funny just a real quick search and I came up with this one that was not in the Smack Talk forum....

DallasCowboysFan wrote:I think he is a good start at becoming a franchise QB that can take you to the next level. Like SirSmizzy said, it was a low cost risk that could have a huge payoff. The guy started in front of Tom Brady, so if the tutoring of Sean Payton that turned Kerry Collins around can get this guy back into QB form by next year(2005), we will have a real good shot at some more rings! Make him sit a year though!

I don't see anything considered "rile up" in here do you? I will talk civil in civil posts!
Most of my posts are in the Smack Talk forum, I usually only hit the ones that deal with the Boys..... I spend the most of my time on a Cowboys Site so it's not a constant ribbing. Bring.., I don't think I am the one that has started all those posts though! I guess I am a bad troll for Standing up for my team, I am sure you would do the same.

-The Cowboys Troll

BringThePain! · Post by **BringThePain!** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:02 am

DallasCowboysFan wrote:I don't see anything considered "rile up" in here do you? I will talk civil in civil posts!

did you act civil in this thread?? No... you came in here calling our players pansy's, and questioning there manhood! Curveball doesn't do that stuff so he is rarely attacked and if he is there's usually someone around to stand up for his right to speak....

DallasCowboysFan wrote: I guess I am a bad troll for Standing up for my team, I am sure you would do the same.

-The Cowboys Troll

Standing up for your team?? Who said anything about Dallas in this thread??? NOBODY... so you had nothing to stand up for.... don't come in and try and stir the pot and you won't get attacked... deal??