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1niksder wrote:

KazooSkinsFan wrote:What WERE we talking about? Stop living in the past dude, the questions are where we are going and who we'll blame for our failure to get there.

If we don't know where we are going, how do we know we didn't leave there? Can.t we blame someone for letting us leave?

How can we know where we are going when we aren't there yet?

KazooSkinsFan wrote:

1niksder wrote:

KazooSkinsFan wrote:What WERE we talking about? Stop living in the past dude, the questions are where we are going and who we'll blame for our failure to get there.

If we don't know where we are going, how do we know we didn't leave there? Can.t we blame someone for letting us leave?

How can we know where we are going when we aren't there yet?

but somebody needs to answer the question:

























are we there yet?.........

I think I've got my socks on inside out.

Everything's a big joke, huh Bender? The false alarm you pulled, Friday, false alarms are really funny, aren't they... what if your home, what if your family... ... what if your dope was on fire?

--------------------------Impossible, sir... it's in Johnson's underwear...

SkinsFreak wrote:what if your dope was on fire?

Then you INHALE dude, good refer. Pass me the bong, man.

The "five-point" plan:

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

The attitude?

Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

nobody's fault but mine....nobody's fault but mine....


tryin' to save my soul tonight.....


it's nobody's fault but mine....

Hoss wrote:

KazooSkinsFan wrote:

1niksder wrote:

KazooSkinsFan wrote:What WERE we talking about? Stop living in the past dude, the questions are where we are going and who we'll blame for our failure to get there.

If we don't know where we are going, how do we know we didn't leave there? Can.t we blame someone for letting us leave?

How can we know where we are going when we aren't there yet?

but somebody needs to answer the question:

























are we there yet?.........

If you lived here, you'd be home right now.

Is spanking your child wrong?

Yes, but spanking your monkey is not.

I was completely lost there, fortunately I found the "You are Here" sign.

I always wanted to be here but somehow always ended up there before.

A broom is drearily sweeping
up the broken pieces of yesterday's life

I prefer to peel my carrot.

Cappster wrote:I prefer to peel my carrot.

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber.
And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possesed me then.
And I begged,
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!"

"This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.

...And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!

It's got fangs like this!

If Brady and Jemarcus fall to us at the 6th pick the world will cease to spin. A poisonus dart will strike Vinny in the back of the neck as he is about to complete a trade garnering us just one additional pick (7th). A horribly painted car peels out.

A dog barks in the distance.

How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze

RIP Ronald Reagan

A wise man once said "If ye look at a glass and see it as half full, then ye won't see the glass as being half empty."

A Priest, a Rabbi and a one-legged prostitute were... ... ...

Are we there yet

I see a bunny rabbit

I taught I taw a Beeg Wabbat.