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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:01 pm
by General Failure
Some of them. Mugs usually don't. Are you sure you didn't try to molest the blender by mistake?

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:05 pm
by Fios
I thought puree was French for oral ... it's not

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:06 pm
by General Failure
Yeah, it's french of Bobbett.

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:11 pm
by Fios
OK, so before I do this, "mix" means "reattach," right?

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:26 pm
by General Failure
Yeah, probably.

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:33 pm
by Fios
Success!

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:34 pm
by General Failure
By the way, your lovely mug says not to wait up for her. :D

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:36 pm
by Fios
Doesn't human-mug love qualify as sodomy? I'm calling Rick Santorum!

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:36 pm
by General Failure
*licks milk moustache*

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:37 pm
by Fios
Ummmmmmmm, remember the penis thing? That ain't milk

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:41 pm
by General Failure
I'm with your mug, not your blender.

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:42 pm
by Fios
That's it, I'm humping the paper towel roll again

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:42 pm
by General Failure
Mmm ... your mug is soooo warm ...

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:46 pm
by Fios
That's the syphillis kicking in ... probably should have mentioned her, um, six-year "vacation" in Tijuana

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:47 pm
by General Failure
S'okay, If she don't mind crabs and herpes I don't mind syphillis.

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:48 pm
by Fios
You two can be the Encyclopedia Britannica of STDs ... everything from A to Z ... alcatraz is going to need a job selling those when the mime thing fails

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:49 pm
by General Failure
As long as the lovin's good we'll be fine.

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:50 pm
by Alcatraz
So you threw my name is this thread to huh

LOL

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:52 pm
by Fios
Awwwwww are you following us around? That's so sweet

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:52 pm
by General Failure
You stay away from Fios' sweet, sweet mug!

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:55 pm
by Alcatraz
Oh no I wouldnt dream of splitting his mug and Angelina Jolie's mug up

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:56 pm
by Fios
No, he's stolen her away from me ... GF, has the affair been consumated?

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:58 pm
by General Failure
Sorta. She says it doesn't count. Somthing about premature something or other.

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:04 pm
by Fios
It's hard to hold out when she's all "fill me up to the brim!"

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:05 pm
by General Failure
Yeah, she's a wildcat. She's in the shower right now. Must have a sore back or something, I hear it on "pulse"