SouthLondonRedskin wrote:So you're saying that God was to blame for that f--kwit Bush getting in twice...!?!!??
No, it was the Democrats fault. First they ran The Lunatic Gore. Then they ran a gag candidate. Haven't you heard the story?
The True story of how John Frenchie Kerry became the Democratic nominee:
- The kool-aid flowed freely that night in early January, 2004
- Too freely in fact. Yet the Democrats were celebrating because they knew any nominee would beat George W Bush bring the White House back to Democrats
- They debated long and late on the best nominee, when someone had an idea
- Instead of the best nominee, let's pick the worst! Let's pick the biggest buffoon!
- The American people did us wrong electing another. This country belongs to the Democratic party!
- We will repay the country for their injustice
- The kool-aid flowed
- But who to choose? For the Democratic party is richly bestowed with buffoons
- Reid, Boxer, Dodd, Pelosi, Byrd, Gore, Dean, Schummer, Feinstein, Sarbanes, Mikulski, the listing of Buffoons went on
- Then the crowd converged, clearly the biggest buffoons had to be Kennedy and Biden. Either would make an excellent Buffoon in Chief. Who to chose? But they joyously knew, they could not go wrong either way
- The kool-aid flowed
- Then from a smoke filled corner, a shadowy figure arose. And as he spoke his Boston accent broke through, the cloud cleared and the figure of John F Kerry appeared
- There was a great hush. A glass shattered. A woman screamed. A baby cried. And the crowd bowed, for here undeniably was the biggest buffoon of all
- With roars of laughter, the candidate was selected
- There were quiet fears and sweats over the ensuing days, weeks and months. Had they gone to far? Was the jest too great?
- But no, the Republicans had Bush, victory was assured
- But the kool-aid flowed. The rest is history
