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Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 6:01 pm
by Justice Hog
Okay, I'll admit it...
I was supposed to keep this a secret, but I can't any longer.
Sean Taylor called me up the other day and BEGGED me to give up my gig as a criminal prosecutor and become his agent.
After negotiating my salary, in the low seven-figures, I figured...what the heck!
Oh....
and then.....
I woke up.
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 10:20 am
by REDEEMEDSKIN
When I saw Justice Hog's name after my post, I thought he was about to lay down the hammer on my comments against Lavar. WHEW!
Good thing he's got a sense of humor. I once dreamt that I was Danny Wuerrfel's agent, and we were celebrating after winning the Super Bowl.
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 10:24 am
by skinsfaninroanoke
I wouldn't read anything into this at the moment - for all we know he may want to represent himself - there are a few people who do that.
I agree that the Postons were probably brought up just for sensationalism... because I certainly hope he doesn't hire them.
Taylor, who could not be reached to comment, is now free to sign with another agent, raising the possibility he could choose Carl and Kevin Poston of Professional Sports Planning.
if you look at the wording of the Post - it leaves him open to sign on with Buddha too... sheesh...
Become an agent
Posted: Fri May 07, 2004 12:46 pm
by fleetus
My dream would be to become an agent for numerous Cowboy players. I would explain to each of my clients that I have spent my whole life witnessing the sorry sack of s#$@ franchise who call themselves "America's team" (even though their own fans are more fair weather than the shores of Hawaii!!!) I would win my clients over by proving to them that I loved nothing more than to stick it to the Cowboys on every stinkin bonus, clause and incentive.
"I'm sorry Jerry, but Mr. Hutchinson, despite not playing a down for you over the past 3 years, feels he deserves more money. In fact, we just had a meeting with Joe Gibbs over at Redskins Park, and Joe was very interested in all the Cowboys playbook knowledge, uh, I mean experience, Chad has."
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 12:02 am
by njskinsfan
Maybe if he joins up with the Postons then they all can look for that missing 6.5 dollars that Lavar has been searching for???????????
Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 12:13 am
by njskinsfan
Don't worry RED(EEMED)SKIN. If Justice Hog gets his conviction you will only get Probation as a first time offender and then you get to see me once a month.
Posted: Mon May 10, 2004 12:02 pm
by REDEEMEDSKIN
njskinsfan wrote:Don't worry RED(EEMED)SKIN. If Justice Hog gets his conviction you will only get Probation as a first time offender and then you get to see me once a month.
I'm not a high profile athlete, so chances are I'd serve HARD TIME! Wait, maybe I can change my name to Jayson Williams, and get off scott free.