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This one is just weird:

REDSKINS/COWBOYS game w/ADLT FLM STARLETT CANDICE NICOLE - $1 (LOGE 406)

Date: 2012-12-28, 2:48PM EST
Reply to this post fbgkn-3506760780@sale.craigslist.org[?]
I have two tickets for Sunday's Redskins/Cowboys game to sell in my section LOGE 406, row 1. Enjoy climate controlled seating, buffet, platinum A lot parking---and meet me!!
I accept cash and paypal ;o)
Reply with your serious offer for both tickets and your cell phone.
Will meet you at I495 exit 15 at the HOME DEPOT prior to the game to exchange tickets.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ ... 60780.html

Best one yet:

One 105 sec Redskins vs Cowboy Ticket for half hour blowjob - $1 (Fairfax)

Date: 2012-12-28, 7:17PM EST
Reply to this post hrsms-3507379737@sale.craigslist.org[?]
105 section redskins vs. cowboys ticket for half hour blowjob.

must take off shirt and bra. you can bring a friend for your own protection.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ ... 79737.html

This was good too:

I have Three TICKETS available to this Sunday's Game Washington Redskins vs Dallas Cowboys NFC ShowDown. I want $750 for all three. Tickets will go fast for this BIG GAME. This is a great price but I am open to reasonable offers. Don't miss this game of a lifetime. Section 426 row 9. Hard tickets. will drop off tonight.