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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:08 am
by JansenFan
JSPB22 wrote:Boss Hog goes to work
TheHogs.Net grows again
Hognostications!
joebagadonuts,
nor Redskin in Canada
shall best the Deadskin!
THN haikus
smack-talking poetic verse
REDEEMEDSKIN goes down!
Hey, JSPB
has settled things. All smack should
be in haiku form.
With that being said,
all you wanna-bes better
play for second place.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:13 am
by Redskin in Canada
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:16 am
by Redskin in Canada
The official Hognostications announcement is:
HERE
PLEASE bring your Hognostications to the right place.
NOBODY else is going to do it for YOU.
Sorry for any inconvenience but I just wanted to get things stated in this thread.
A haiku for youz...
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:24 am
by REDEEMEDSKIN
What y'all call fools gold
TRO calls "destiny".
REDEEMED will win the title!!
What you gonna do
When TRO's weekly picks
Destroy all of you??!!!!
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:28 am
by JansenFan
Hulk Hogan is lame
and so are TRO's famed
"picks of redemption."
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:30 am
by Redskin in Canada
Ouch! (again)
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:37 am
by JansenFan
Come on RiC,
pick on Red. You know you want
to join in the fun
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:46 am
by REDEEMEDSKIN
JansenFan wrote:Hulk Hogan is lame
and so are TRO's famed
"picks of redemption."
"The ICON" lives on.
And Likewise does TRO.
Just call me, "The Champ"!!
"'The Champ'??!!!", you exclaim.
Indeed. I did not stutter.
Y'all should just go home.
A father, a spy,
And a whole slew of others.
Will all say my name.
For now this is all.
More SMACK haikuing to come.
For now, JUST BRING IT!!!
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:57 am
by JansenFan
RS wrote:5: "The ICON" lives on.
6: Likewise does TRO.
6: "The Champ", Redeemed, is here!!!
5: For now this is all.
6: More haikuing to come.
5: For now, JUST BRING IT!!!
I call shenanigans. 575, not 566 or 565.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:13 am
by REDEEMEDSKIN
JansenFan wrote:RS wrote:5: "The ICON" lives on.
6: Likewise does TRO.
6: "The Champ", Redeemed, is here!!!
5: For now this is all.
6: More haikuing to come.
5: For now, JUST BRING IT!!!
I call shenanigans. 575, not 566 or 565.
TRO thanks you.
Though, I admit, I'm surprised.
I'd been on a roll.
What's worse? You caught it.
I thought no one would notice.
I'm really ashamed.
But, that's over now.
I corrected my errors.
I'm back in top form.
The past is the past.
My quest cannot be detained.
Victory is mine!!!!
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:24 am
by Chris Luva Luva
Well, I just sent mine in.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:32 am
by REDEEMEDSKIN
Chris Luva Luva wrote:Well, I just sent mine in.
Chris has admitted.
His picks, he's "mailing them in".
He's not a factor.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:34 am
by JansenFan
Haikus are great fun
Especially when they are
used to smack redeemed.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:38 am
by hailskins666
JansenFan wrote:Haikus are great fun
Especially when they are
used to smack redeemed.
but a thirty-six
inch baseball bat would do a
more thourough smacking
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:46 am
by REDEEMEDSKIN
hailskins666 wrote:JansenFan wrote:Haikus are great fun
Especially when they are
used to smack redeemed.
but a thirty-six
inch baseball bat would do a
more thourough smacking
Where is the humor?
The devil think's he's funny.
But not quite "thorough".
Spelling's a challenge.
Clearly it is for hellhog.
Should stick to day job.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:52 am
by Deadskins
Breaking sentences
into lines by syllables
aren't real haikus
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:54 am
by hailskins666
ha ha look redeemed
farted out his mouth again
same weak smack as
here
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:05 am
by cvillehog
JSPB22 wrote:Breaking sentences
into lines by syllables
aren't real haikus
Haiku requires
A reference to nature
Which these don't have
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:11 am
by BossHog
Well I don't have a haiku for it, but I know how to say let's get this thread back on topic and move the haikus to the Smack forum where they can be more colorful...
... wouldn't want to suppress any creativity.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:49 am
by Deadskins
Ok Boss, sorry for going off topic. I created this thread in Smack.
http://www.the-hogs.net/forum/viewtopic. ... 968#267968
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:10 pm
by DarthMonk
WEEK 1
Thursday, Sep. 7
Miami at Pittsburgh 8:30 p.m. = PIT
Sunday, Sep. 10
Atlanta at Carolina 1:00 p.m. = CAR
Baltimore at Tampa Bay 1:00 p.m. = BUC
Buffalo at New England 1:00 p.m. = PAT
Cincinnati at Kansas City 1:00 p.m. = BEN
Denver at St. Louis 1:00 p.m. = DEN
New Orleans at Cleveland 1:00 p.m. = BRO
N.Y. Jets at Tennessee 1:00 p.m. = TEN
Philadelphia at Houston 1:00 p.m. = EAG
Seattle at Detroit 1:00 p.m. = SEA
Chicago at Green Bay 4:15 p.m. = CHI
Dallas at Jacksonville 4:15 p.m. = COW
San Francisco at Arizona 4:15 p.m. = ARZ
Indianapolis at N.Y. Giants 8:15 p.m. = NYG
Monday, Sep. 11
Minnesota at Washington 7:00 p.m. = WAS
San Diego at Oakland 10:15 p.m. = SDC
TOUGH WEEK
DARTH
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:13 pm
by Deadskins
DarthMonk wrote:WEEK 1
Thursday, Sep. 7
Miami at Pittsburgh 8:30 p.m. = PIT
Sunday, Sep. 10
Atlanta at Carolina 1:00 p.m. = CAR
Baltimore at Tampa Bay 1:00 p.m. = BUC
Buffalo at New England 1:00 p.m. = PAT
Cincinnati at Kansas City 1:00 p.m. = BEN
Denver at St. Louis 1:00 p.m. = DEN
New Orleans at Cleveland 1:00 p.m. = BRO
N.Y. Jets at Tennessee 1:00 p.m. = TEN
Philadelphia at Houston 1:00 p.m. = EAG
Seattle at Detroit 1:00 p.m. = SEA
Chicago at Green Bay 4:15 p.m. = CHI
Dallas at Jacksonville 4:15 p.m. = COW
San Francisco at Arizona 4:15 p.m. = ARZ
Indianapolis at N.Y. Giants 8:15 p.m. = NYG
Monday, Sep. 11
Minnesota at Washington 7:00 p.m. = WAS
San Diego at Oakland 10:15 p.m. = SDC
TOUGH WEEK
DARTH
Read
this.
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:48 pm
by Skins4ever
WEEK 1 Picks
Thursday, Sep. 7
Pittsburgh
Sunday, Sep. 10
Carolina
Tampa Bay
New England
Kansas City
Denver
New Orleans
Tennessee
Philadelphia
Seattle
Chicago
Jacksonville
Arizona
Indianapolis
Monday, Sep. 11
Washington
San Diego
Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:05 pm
by 1niksder
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:16 am
by Redskin in Canada
Darn Culpepper! He cost several oof us a game!
Two critical interceptions for TDs! Talk about throwing a game away!
Way to go to start the season.
