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Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:39 pm**

six days til game day,
anticipation intense,
hail to the redskins

Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:14 pm**

monday night event
Gibbs and company present
a Vikings' last rites

Posted: **Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:24 pm**

these hiaku's are swell,
a butt whoppin' i forsee,
big win....what the hell.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:18 am**

Skinsfan55 wrote:(Sorry for not posting this in Haiku form, but I have a quick aside.

Now I had heard in Japan Haiku writing was a really respected skill, and that great poets would write them as love letters.

It seems to me it's pretty easy to write one, why would this be such a respected skill? Did I get that part all wrong, or is it way harder to write these in Japanese? Did there used to be more rules?)

*The beauty of haiku is in creating a maximum of expression with a minimum of words. Trying to say all you want to say while constrained by the limits imposed in this form of writing engenders the respect. It probably is harder to do in Japanese. And with that said...*

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Burgundy And Gold
Unleashing Offensive Might
On Hapless Vikings.

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Clever Al Saunders,
like checking on the river
with pocket aces.

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Preseason Skins' woes
foretell prelude to the next
Superbowl Champ'een.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:51 am**

JansenFan wrote:Bust out the cold beer
fire up the freedom grill
A75

Okay BossHog, you said we should call out illegal Haiku's. I'm not sure on this one. (Sorry JF don't mean to pick on ya) :wink:

. I guess the middle line is legal if "fire" counts as 2 syllables as in Fi-er, but I'm thinking its only one syllable. Can I get a ruling?

Yes, I'm a word geek.... :roll:

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:02 pm**

ChrisHanburger wrote:
JansenFan wrote:Bust out the cold beer
fire up the freedom grill
A75

Okay BossHog, you said we should call out illegal Haiku's. I'm not sure on this one. (Sorry JF don't mean to pick on ya) . I guess the middle line is legal if "fire" counts as 2 syllables as in Fi-er, but I'm thinking its only one syllable. Can I get a ruling?

Yes, I'm a word geek....

Though I love that "haiku," Hanburger is right. . . :oops:

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:19 pm**

I pronounce Fire Fi Er. That's two syllables.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:59 pm**

http://www.wordscount.info/hw/syllable.jsp

Go here, type in fire and click count syllables. It says two. :-P

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:03 pm**

JansenFan wrote:http://www.wordscount.info/hw/syllable.jsp

Go here, type in fire and click count syllables. It says two.

Dude!!! You're ruining the thread. At least Haikuizize it:

Link will put to rest
THN's spelling debate.
Fuego split in two.

:wink:

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:06 pm**

I stand corrected :oops:

and bow to your superior syllabic skills =D>

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:07 pm**

I stand corrected
syllabically better
Yes, you are the man

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:29 pm**

Your apology
is accepted due to your
admission I rule.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:37 pm**

Now back to that team
That loves Lake Minnetonka.
They will lose fo' sho.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:12 pm**

A contraversy
Brews, rages, and then it dies:
To football we turn.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:21 pm**

Blood, Sweat and Tears make
for a great game. Skins will sweat.
Vikes can do the rest.

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:26 pm**

As the strippers danced,
Fred introduced the girls to
What he calls "Smoot Smack."

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:56 pm**

It turns out that I find haikus very entertaining. Nice call, Boss.

Stepping on the field
They see Sean, Marcus, and Griff
The Brads want to leave

Portis, Duckett, Betts
Can run thru this D at will
We also have Moss

Listen carefully
At the crowd yelling out Smooooot
Those are boos now Fred

Childress versus Gibbs?
This matchup just makes me laugh
Jokes on you Zygi

Sean is the baddest
Freddie Smoot is the saddest
Skins fans are gladdest

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:26 pm**

Hognostication
Indian will spear Viking
Mascot method rules!

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:09 pm**

Here are the vikings
Brad Johnson leading to win
But not at FedEx

Posted: **Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:28 pm**

JPM36 wrote:It turns out that I find haikus very entertaining. Nice call, Boss.

I always have enjoyed them to... and obviously a fair number of people do.

There's some really good ones too.

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:50 am**

These Haikus are good
But not as good as ST
Killing Brad Johnson.

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:19 am**

Armchair quarterback?
I bleed burgundy and gold.
That makes me special.

What's up Sunday night?
Wish I had Smoot's cell number.
Dude will be pimpin'.

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:24 am**

Here come the Vikes
Brunell Runs Scared
Pat Williams will dominate

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:37 am**

VikesRule wrote:4: Here come the Vikes
4: Brunell Runs Scared
7: Pat Williams will dominate

Did you mean:

5: Here come the Vikings
7: Pat Williams will dominate
5: Watch Brunell run scared

?

Oh well, I guess yours tells us more about Vikings fans than mine does. . . ROTFALMAO

Posted: **Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:13 pm**

a game in the works
two coaches battle for pride
only one will win

teams of 52
gather around their leaders
inspiration they will find

the vikes are without
character the Redskins have
in gibbs we do trust

smoot loves pole dancers
not that i mind pole dancers
you know what i mean

redskins by 13
Johnson might not stand again
end, clever haiku

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