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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:19 pm
by Irn-Bru
We wear jock straps on the field for protection, Kelli, I've seen you checking us out in the locker room, you should know.
Santana, what made you decide to play professional football?
Definitely
not the money. Um. . .yeah. . .definitely not the millions. . .and millions. . .of. . . *drooling*
Umm, okay. Next question: Santana, what is, like, your favorite part of training camp?
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:27 pm
by Deadskins
FanfromAnnapolis wrote:Definitely not the money. Um. . .yeah. . .definitely not the millions. . .and millions. . .of. . . *drooling*
Umm, okay. Next question: Santana, what is, like, your favorite part of training camp?
I like the engines the best, but the caboose is a close second.
Santana, is scoring an important part of winning?
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:31 pm
by Irn-Bru
I like the engines the best, but the caboose is a close second.
Santana, is scoring an important part of winning?
Well, I find that the more I score, the less I'm whining. In that way, I think that scoring is in fact an important part of whining.
Santana, what's it like to go up against former team-mates Patrick Ramsey and Clinton Portis?
[p.s. anyone remember that one from the Skins-Jets game 2 years ago?]
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:14 pm
by Deadskins
FanfromAnnapolis wrote:I like the engines the best, but the caboose is a close second.
Santana, is scoring an important part of winning?
Well, I find that the more I score, the less I'm whining. In that way, I think that scoring is in fact an important part of whining.
Santana, what's it like to go up against former team-mates Patrick Ramsey and Clinton Portis?
[p.s. anyone remember that one from the Skins-Jets game 2 years ago?]
Do you know something I don't know? Man, I just got here, too.
Santana, are you trying to supplement your income with these paper routes I hear you've been running?
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:38 pm
by skinz74
Santana, are you trying to supplement your income with these paper routes I hear you've been running?
I would like to say for the record that I've NEVER taken supplements <<howls and beats chest>> This is all natural...
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:10 am
by gay4pacman
Santana do you have any plans to run for political office? I think youd be a great candidate...
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:35 am
by ToxicSkin
Trung Canidate? That guy can't run in wide open spaces, let alone in an office.
Santana, How excited are you to play against the Skins' rival the Dallas Cowboys this year?
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:21 am
by Deadskins
ToxicSkin wrote:Trung Canidate? That guy can't run in wide open spaces, let alone in an office.
Santana, How excited are you to play against the Skins' rival the Dallas Cowboys this year?
Oh that... I always get a woody when I'm being interviewed by a woman sports reporter.
Santana, what is the sound of one hand clapping?
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:54 am
by DieselFan
JSPB22 wrote:Santana, what is the sound of one hand clapping?
You'll have to ask my friend Dave Dravecky about that...I'm just not sure. Speaking of woodies, have you ever seen a Redskins Spear up close before???
Kelli Johnson: "Santana, thanks for taking the time to talk w/comcast sports net...one last question...what are your chances of making the team this year??"
Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:05 pm
by skinz74
DieselFan wrote:
Kelli Johnson: "Santana, thanks for taking the time to talk w/comcast sports net...one last question...what are your chances of making the team this year??"
Well, I'm not sure your cut out for football...but if you want a private workout...meet me in the locker room in 5 minutes...<<walks away, smiling>>
Kelli Johnson: "Well, sports fans...I have to go see a man about a horse..." <<Briskly walks away>>