The-Hogs.net - Washington Football Discussion, Redskins to Commanders Era

Well damn Fios next thing ya know you'll be stealing airplanes and running from the cops. I guess we should just let him go guys. Anyone with a criminal streak obviously cannot be a force in the game!

"With that in mind, we have informed Fios' agent that, as of today, Fios is excused from participating in the remainder of the club's voluntary off-season workout program and the upcoming mandatory mini-camp beginning on June 17.

"As an organization, the Redskins believe that it is in Fios' best interest to focus on his personal and legal issues at this time."

Fios in the doghouse. Not a surprise to many, I guess...

This would have never happened if he had shown up to the Talking Smack Forum like the rest of his teamates to get his offseason workouts in. If you don't practice on camp fodder like Loy or batman, how in the world are you going to handle the semi to decently educated cowboys fans in the fall? I know, I know, you get enough of that workout at home. . .but still. . .now we've got all this legal baggage to deal with.

OK, maybe I'm a little behind the times but this thingy in my pocket is making a ringing noise (and has been on and off for several months now) and it is really starting to freak me out. Usually I just hide behind the couch until it stops but now I'm starting to feel as if it is trying to reach me. HELP ME!

I cannot help you with anything in your pockets! but if you just listened to the coach you'd be in much better shape. We're really going to miss you.

I've determined that the rational response to this "cell phone" (my friend has been to Europe, so he knew what it was) is to base a religion around it.
I've placed it on a pedestal and when it rings and flashes, I genuflect and chant "It rings five times, it rings ... and beeps!" and continue in that fashion until it stops.
Sometimes it communicates via a screen which says "Please call the front office ASAP." I assume this is some afterlife.