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"I love the smell of naplam in the morning"
Robert Duvall-Apocolapse Now.

"Why don't you call me when you have no class."
Rodney Dangerfield-Back to School

"I see your drinking one percent, is that cuz you think your fat? .......... Cuz your not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to". Nepoleon Dynamite
- Best Pick up line ever!

For those of you who want to use a pick up line in a bar.... Use this... I see your drinking miller lite beer...Is that cuz you think your fat? ........ Cuz your not, you could be drinking Budwieser if you wanted to.

John Candy (Del): You play with your balls a lot.
Steve Martin (Neal Page): I do NOT play with my balls.
John Candy (Del): Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
Steve Martin (Neal): Are you trying to start a fight?
John Candy (Del): No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.
Steve Martin (Neal): You know what'd make me happy?
John Candy (Del): Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers?

Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)

From Batman

Nicole Kidman: You look fantastic!!

Jack Nicholson: I didn't ask!

"We are the knights who saaaaaaaaaaay.....
....
....
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Ni!!!"

"Cut down the largest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiiiith............
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A Herring!!!

~~Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail~~"

Funny quote from Pretty Woman Vivian: "Are you sure you want me to stay the night? I mean, I could just pop ya real good and get outta here"

Another Classic line from Bridget Jones' Diary Daniel Cleaver: "There once was a woman from Ealing,
Who had a particular feeling.
She lay on her back,
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling."

I have more but they are being saved for when the lazy mods move this to the Talking Smack forum. (Sorry the lazy part is only directed at Jansenfan who I asked to do it 10 minutes ago and refused! )

..... i have quiet a few,but anything samuel l. jackson says in "THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT" ...watch it then you will understand what i'm talking about.

Army of Darkness

Ash: Listen up you primitive apes! See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?

[In a passionate moment of romance]
Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby.

Duke Henry: You're not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and "poop"... and Jack just left town.

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Ace: Can you feel it, Captain Compost?

Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy!
[whispering]
Ace: Thanks for the free parking!

NC43Hog wrote:Butthead - "This Sucketh more than anything that hath Sucked before!"

Beavis and Butthead Do America.
(when they found out there tv was stolen)

LMFAO THAT LINE WAS HILARIOUS

this isnt the exact quote but it was something along these lines:

Samuel L Jackson: "Until today I never really thought about what that biblical verse meant. . . ."
-- Pulp Fiction

Redskins4Life, your post has been edited because of the profanity.

Just a public reminder: PLEASE keep the profanity (even quoted profanity) out of the Lounge. This forum is open for anyone to browse, and we'd like to keep it clean.

If you have a quote that just doesn't look right with "[poop]," and you need the real thing, then feel free to start a thread in Smack for your favorite R-rated movie quotes

Thanks.

See Sig

There are only a few PG quotes in this movie.

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!

From the new animated feature, Madagascar:

One monkey to another after being caught in Grand Central Station:

"If you've got any Poo, throw it now!!"

I cannot believe you stole that from me! You are big trouble mister, now I really want this moved to talking smack!

From South Park: The Movie

GENERAL: We will march into the heart of Canada, and we will [Saddam’s visage begins to take over the hologram] Oh, what’s wrong with this thing? It’s (expletive) Windows ’98! Get Bill Gates in here… [to Bill Gates] You told us Windows ’98 would be faster, and more efficient, with better access to the Internet.

BILL GATES: It is faster! Over five million-

GENERAL: [shoots Bill Gates dead] All right, men! Get lots of rest, and prepare.

I fell over laughing when I saw this scene. There are tons of quality quotes from this movie.

OMG...I just saw Napolean Dynamite for the first time last night!

It was AMAZING!!!



Flippin idiot!

Anybody want an Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.

-John Candy- Blues Brothers.

ALL FROM THE BLUES BROTHERS...

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?

Bar maid: Oh we got both kinds. Country AND Western!

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Elwwod: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it!
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Mrs. Murphy: Can I help you two?
Elwood: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
Mrs. Murphy: Yeah.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that, honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Jake: Do you have any fried chicken?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damned chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast.
Mrs. Murphy: Ya'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: Be right back.
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(DRIVING! through an indoor shopping mall being chased by the police:)

Jake: Hanson Burgers.
Elwood: Yeah. Lots of space in this mall.
Jake: Disco pants and hair cuts.
Elwood: Yeah.
Elwood: Baby clothes.
Jake: This mall's got everything.

We just saw School or ROck and I had to add this quote. Sorry to pull up an old thread.

"No I am not a liscenced teacher. But kids touched me and I'm pretty sure I touched them." FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! I love Jack Black.

From The Program:

"It's time to put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner"

Of course my favorite line is from the movie "Two Brothers", when Kumal says:

RAAAAAAWR!

Frickin' awesome, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

"You play ball like a GIRL!"

EDIT: Another classic...

"I got worms"