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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:28 pm
by tcwest10
welch wrote:The Redskins might have an interest in unrestricted free-agent cornerback Andre Dyson of Tennessee.
But what magazine has an interest in Len P? Who can use his skills?
Ah, yes. Weekly World News: Exclusive! Len P, the Alien, and Osama bin Laden complete trip to Moon!!! (details on page

Lenny would eat Osama's Space Camel, and really tick him off.
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:30 pm
by DESkins
I thought Lenny wrote the recent article about the rampaging vampire poodles...
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:43 pm
by welch
I thought Lenny wrote the recent article about the rampaging vampire poodles...
Makes me ask, "How can I get a job like Fat Len's?" The rest of us have to work...
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 4:13 pm
by ejay183
CcHhDd wrote:I think dyson would be a great pickup, but i don't see him being signed until after the draft. The skins, like a lot of teams, are currently working out players and figuring out whether they are going to be great NFL players. The way I see it, the team is waiting to take a look at pac man jones or rolle, and then decide if they're going to be a better pick up than say signing dyson. If they see Mike Williams is a great prospect and a must have, and jones and rolle don't impress, they just sign dyson and go after williams.
Right now teams are doing all this so that's why i don't think dyson will be signed for a few weeks if not after the draft
I agree, teams want to see what they get out of the draft and then work from there. Dyson would be a good pickup, he has speed and he is about 25.
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:27 pm
by hatsOFF2gibbs
THE NEWS
Cornerback Andre Dyson, whom the Titans expected to lose via free agency, could still return to the team. Titans GM Floyd Reese told The Tennessean he is examining a contract proposal from Dyson's agent, and that the two sides have been in contact throughout the offseason. Dyson, for his part, indicated he would like to return to the team that drafted him in 2001.
OUR VIEW
If Dyson returns, not only would it shore up the Titans defensive backfield but it also could have major ramifications throughout the first round of the draft. With Dyson back, the Titans might pass on cornerbacks Antrel Rolle and Adam Jones and use the sixth overall pick to reunite wide receiver Mike Williams with his former offensive coordinator at USC, new Titans OC Norm Chow.
http://www.fanball.com/fb/index.cfm
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:15 pm
by welch
Slap on my head: Fat Len had a typo. He meant to write that the Nats have an interest in Andre Dawson.
That's the only explanation.
Unless, of course, Fat Len fabricates his stories.
