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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:31 am
by NikiH
And this my friends is why women do not drink half the beer men do!
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:33 am
by hailskins666
NikiH wrote:And this my friends is why women do not drink half the beer men do!
huh? tell that to amy. she drinks at least half of what i do every night.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:43 am
by NikiH
Amy may have a little secret to tell you then HS. Just kidding. I think if Amy drank half of what you did she'd be in the hospital.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:45 am
by hailskins666
NikiH wrote:Amy may have a little secret to tell you then HS. Just kidding. I think if Amy drank half of what you did she'd be in the hospital.
ok. a third then.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:16 am
by General Failure
I assumed people had to drink a fifth to put up with you for that long.
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:56 pm
by hailskins666
General Failure wrote:I assumed people had to drink a fifth to put up with you for that long.
most people do. but she's my better half, so she's grown used to it.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:01 pm
by Clinton Portis
Jeremy81 wrote:i like the burger king commercials...i think they're pretty funny. when the boss tells everyone to pick a number cause he has to fire one of them...before the first guy can barely get out his number he gets fired, just thought it was pretty funny...
Now THAT is the funny one.I was laughing after that one.
"I'm thinking of a number 1-10..., whats your number?"
"4."
"Your Fired"
That one was great.
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:08 pm
by Scooter
Is it just me, or does anyone else wanna beat the crap outta Subway's Jerod? OK, so he used to be fat - AND? Hi I'm Jerod - suddenly a body flys towards him, a full elbow and shoulder dig into Jerod's mid-section. He flys backards as snot-bubble hang in the air like exploded bird feathers. "A-hurk-iffa, harumph... oowie." Now Eat this Big Mac before I punt your crotch!....
I feel better now :0)
Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:14 pm
by Clinton Portis
" A big mac has 33 grams of fat!"
"A yummy DELICIOUS SUBWAY SUB only has 5g..."
His commercials are so scripted
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:58 am
by tazlah
Scooter wrote:Is it just me, or does anyone else wanna beat the crap outta Subway's Jerod? OK, so he used to be fat - AND? Hi I'm Jerod - suddenly a body flys towards him, a full elbow and shoulder dig into Jerod's mid-section. He flys backards as snot-bubble hang in the air like exploded bird feathers. "A-hurk-iffa, harumph... oowie." Now Eat this Big Mac before I punt your crotch!....
Wow -- Scooter Dude -- feelin' better???? You know, you really shouldn't hold this stuff in -- it'll kill ya!
No worries Scooter -- I think there may be a woman in Talking Smack that
ate Jerrod!!!!
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:31 am
by JansenFan
Hey don't mess with Jerod. His diet worked for Fat Bastard, and it can work for you....of course, there will be that little excess skin problem....