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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 3:51 pm
Subway or Wegmans?
Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:01 pm
Money can't buy happiness through no fault of its own.
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:26 am
Slow credit, No credit, Bad credit, Bankrutcy, Leins No problem!
Everybody rides...
With approved credit
Everybody rides...
With approved credit
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:17 pm
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possesses and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it."
Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:26 pm
Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:47 am
"Legs, furiously pumping their stiff, green gallop...."
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:46 am
i must be invisible;
no one notice me.
I have crawled down dead-end streets
on my hands and knees
no one notice me.
I have crawled down dead-end streets
on my hands and knees
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:35 pm
"...and heads bob up..."
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:01 pm
I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:36 am
"Poise....delicate....pause...
Consent!
In mute nostril agony...
carefully refined, and sealed over!"
J. Morrison
Horse Latitudes
Consent!
In mute nostril agony...
carefully refined, and sealed over!"
J. Morrison
Horse Latitudes
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:06 am
It always pays to shop at McKaaayyyys
Where quality is discount every daaaayyy
For you, and your family
We give you this guarantee,
It always pays to shop at McKays.
McKay's Food Store!!
Where quality is discount every daaaayyy
For you, and your family
We give you this guarantee,
It always pays to shop at McKays.
McKay's Food Store!!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 1:42 pm
I just realized what this thread was lacking...
VANDAMMAGE BABY!
VANDAMMAGE BABY!
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 1:58 pm
Cheese Steak Stop.
Cheese Steak Stop The Pain.
Cheese Steak Stop The Pain.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 4:55 pm
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:10 pm
We are the hollow men. But what is a hose-head?
[typo...golly, can't even quote TS Eliot without fat-fingering]
[typo...golly, can't even quote TS Eliot without fat-fingering]
Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:25 pm
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 12:20 am
The last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 5:45 am
Does my bum look big in this?