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Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:47 pm
by absinthe1023
grampi wrote:Now would be a good time for the team name change...how 'bout "panty wastes?"
The Cowboys called, your fan membership card is almost ready. They were wondering if your middle name is spelled "Douchebag" or "Douche-bag". Please get back to them right away!
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:48 pm
by DaveD1420
absinthe1023 wrote:Things people talk about that absolutely nobody else cares about:
1. Their bowel movements
2. Bad beats they have experienced in
poker
3. How smart their children are
4. Their friggin' fantasy football teams!!!
If it makes you feel better, I'm not doing well in my BM efforts today, either.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:49 pm
by Burgundy&Wha?
Another sack of Rodgers. Fourth today.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:49 pm
by Countertrey
Niles Paul... you owe Josh Wilson a beer...
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:49 pm
by Chris Luva Luva
brad7686 wrote:The lack of the read option highlights our receivers can't get open, and the the fact that Haslett is awful has been highlighted ever since he walked in the door.
The offense has score zero points and somehow the defense is always an issue.

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:49 pm
by absinthe1023
DaveD1420 wrote:absinthe1023 wrote:Things people talk about that absolutely nobody else cares about:
1. Their bowel movements
2. Bad beats they have experienced in
poker
3. How smart their children are
4. Their friggin' fantasy football teams!!!
If it makes you feel better, I'm not doing well in my BM efforts today, either.
At least with that you have hope that, eventually, things might work out in the "end".

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:50 pm
by 1niksder
A three and out....

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:50 pm
by brad7686
Chris Luva Luva wrote:brad7686 wrote:The lack of the read option highlights our receivers can't get open, and the the fact that Haslett is awful has been highlighted ever since he walked in the door.
The offense has score zero points and somehow the defense is always an issue.

It is. It has been unorganized and inefficient ever since Haslett took over.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:50 pm
by NyfinestskinsfanBXTF
1niksder wrote:NyfinestskinsfanBXTF wrote:Kilmer72 wrote:grampi wrote:Kilmer72 wrote:Ok all you nay sayers..... This is where we come back. Second half is going to be fun!!!!!
Why, are the Skins gonna suit up the Packer cheerleaders to play in their stead?
Awe no faith. I lost a dollar to my bro last week and he says he is a Skins fan. I never give up!
Your in denial brother. This franchise is in serious trouble and it patently shows this season. Be prepared for disappointment over the next couple years. It is of no fault of the franchise but rather of the outside powers they have no control over.
The season is a game and a half old

And you honestly believe this franchise can overcome 0-2? I believed just as much as the next redskin fan, but these past two games are not tough loses, they are embarrassing loses.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:51 pm
by cowboykillerzRGiii
absinthe1023 wrote:grampi wrote:Now would be a good time for the team name change...how 'bout "panty wastes?"
The Cowboys called, your fan membership card is almost ready. They were wondering if your middle name is spelled "Douchebag" or "Douche-bag". Please get back to them right away!

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:51 pm
by Burgundy&Wha?
Another bright side: I've been doing 50 push-ups every time we punt. I'm friggin' PUMPED, baby!!!
Downside, my arms are so tired I couldn't block a hook from my 6 year old.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:52 pm
by Burgundy&Wha?
When have you EVER heard of a Peel Back BLock being called?
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:53 pm
by PulpExposure
Chris Luva Luva wrote:brad7686 wrote:The lack of the read option highlights our receivers can't get open, and the the fact that Haslett is awful has been highlighted ever since he walked in the door.
The offense has score zero points and somehow the defense is always an issue.

To my view, they're equally awful. You're correct; the offense is just offensive.
However, the defense is equally bad. We've now just let James Jones have the best day of his career (by halftime he hit that), and Aaron Rodger's best first half passing ever just happened. And James Starks is on track to break that 44 straight game streak of no 100 yard rushers.
Even teams with absolutely horrific offenses (i.e., Cleveland) don't get smoked this badly.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:53 pm
by DaveD1420
Hankerson really wants to play this year.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:54 pm
by Countertrey
Burgundy&Wha? wrote:When have you EVER heard of a Peel Back BLock being called?
As they said... it's a point of emphasis by the league this year.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:55 pm
by Chris Luva Luva
PulpExposure wrote:Chris Luva Luva wrote:brad7686 wrote:The lack of the read option highlights our receivers can't get open, and the the fact that Haslett is awful has been highlighted ever since he walked in the door.
The offense has score zero points and somehow the defense is always an issue.

To my view, they're equally awful. You're correct; the offense is just offensive.
However, the defense is equally bad. We've now just let James Jones have the best day of his career (by halftime he hit that), and Aaron Rodger's best first half passing ever just happened. And James Starks is on track to break that 44 straight game streak of no 100 yard rushers.
Even teams with absolutely horrific offenses (i.e., Cleveland) don't get smoked this badly.
I haven't seen a defense in this league that can endure an entire half of the field due to offensive ineptitude. The defense has it's issues, I realize that. But it seems to be unfairly held to a higher standard than the offense.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:56 pm
by Burgundy&Wha?
Fred Davis....killed that drive with a drop.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:56 pm
by Burgundy&Wha?
And Potter hit the snack bar with that kick.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:56 pm
by DaveD1420
I'm watching a fuzzy feed. Does RG3 look like he's shot-putting the ball this year?
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:58 pm
by Chris Luva Luva
This is tragic.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:58 pm
by NyfinestskinsfanBXTF
Burgundy&Wha? wrote:And Potter hit the snack bar with that kick.
lmao
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:58 pm
by Countertrey
Chris Luva Luva wrote:PulpExposure wrote:Chris Luva Luva wrote:brad7686 wrote:The lack of the read option highlights our receivers can't get open, and the the fact that Haslett is awful has been highlighted ever since he walked in the door.
The offense has score zero points and somehow the defense is always an issue.

To my view, they're equally awful. You're correct; the offense is just offensive.
However, the defense is equally bad. We've now just let James Jones have the best day of his career (by halftime he hit that), and Aaron Rodger's best first half passing ever just happened. And James Starks is on track to break that 44 straight game streak of no 100 yard rushers.
Even teams with absolutely horrific offenses (i.e., Cleveland) don't get smoked this badly.
I haven't seen a defense in this league that can endure an entire half of the field due to offensive ineptitude. The defense has it's issues, I realize that. But it seems to be unfairly held to a higher standard than the offense.
This. 0-7 on 3rd down puts unbearable pressure on most defenses... mistakes have been made... but this would look very different with a little help from the O.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:59 pm
by Burgundy&Wha?
We should go for it on 4th from here on out. Can't punt worth a damn and don't have a FG kicker.
And, Fred Davis, watch Jermichael Finnley to see what a TE looks like.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:59 pm
by Countertrey
Even Reed can't tackle anymore.
Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2013 2:59 pm
by 1niksder
NyfinestskinsfanBXTF wrote:1niksder wrote:NyfinestskinsfanBXTF wrote:Kilmer72 wrote:grampi wrote:Kilmer72 wrote:Ok all you nay sayers..... This is where we come back. Second half is going to be fun!!!!!
Why, are the Skins gonna suit up the Packer cheerleaders to play in their stead?
Awe no faith. I lost a dollar to my bro last week and he says he is a Skins fan. I never give up!
Your in denial brother. This franchise is in serious trouble and it patently shows this season. Be prepared for disappointment over the next couple years. It is of no fault of the franchise but rather of the outside powers they have no control over.
The season is a game and a half old

And you honestly believe this franchise can overcome 0-2? I believed just as much as the next redskin fan, but these past two games are not tough loses, they are embarrassing loses.
They started the season 3-6 last year and won the Division
2 games is 1/8 of the season