emoses14 wrote:StorminMormon86 wrote:Jesus, this is going to be a long season.
Good thing we can pick up grammar lessons along the way, huh?!

I only wish deadskins would have watched a couple of those PSAs.....
emoses14 wrote:StorminMormon86 wrote:Jesus, this is going to be a long season.
Good thing we can pick up grammar lessons along the way, huh?!
Countertrey wrote:Both interpretations of that sentence are (technically) correct, BUT... I'd suggest that the context would lead MOST to make the same interpretation Deadskins made.
English... ain't it grand???
markshark84 wrote:Countertrey wrote:Both interpretations of that sentence are (technically) correct, BUT... I'd suggest that the context would lead MOST to make the same interpretation Deadskins made.
English... ain't it grand???
Perhaps next time Deadskins should keep his mouth shut when he wants to critique someone's grammar --- when they're actually correct......
Countertrey ---- If you think "MOST" would interpret it the other way ---- please, I'd love to see you draft the statement using periods. Since there is a conclusory connection between the 3 statements, I'd really enjoy seeing how you connect the statements in different sentences -- while limiting redundancy. And I'm not calling you out. Be clear. I would honestly like to see if there is a better way (which I don't believe).
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Countertrey wrote:markshark84 wrote:Countertrey wrote:Both interpretations of that sentence are (technically) correct, BUT... I'd suggest that the context would lead MOST to make the same interpretation Deadskins made.
English... ain't it grand???
Perhaps next time Deadskins should keep his mouth shut when he wants to critique someone's grammar --- when they're actually correct......
Countertrey ---- If you think "MOST" would interpret it the other way ---- please, I'd love to see you draft the statement using periods. Since there is a conclusory connection between the 3 statements, I'd really enjoy seeing how you connect the statements in different sentences -- while limiting redundancy. And I'm not calling you out. Be clear. I would honestly like to see if there is a better way (which I don't believe).
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Sure..."I said this in 2001. In fact, I repeated it with one of my first posts on this forum, and I'll say it again now"
Countertrey wrote:markshark84 wrote:Countertrey wrote:Both interpretations of that sentence are (technically) correct, BUT... I'd suggest that the context would lead MOST to make the same interpretation Deadskins made.
English... ain't it grand???
Perhaps next time Deadskins should keep his mouth shut when he wants to critique someone's grammar --- when they're actually correct......
Countertrey ---- If you think "MOST" would interpret it the other way ---- please, I'd love to see you draft the statement using periods. Since there is a conclusory connection between the 3 statements, I'd really enjoy seeing how you connect the statements in different sentences -- while limiting redundancy. And I'm not calling you out. Be clear. I would honestly like to see if there is a better way (which I don't believe).
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Sure..."I said this in 2001. In fact, I repeated it with one of my first posts on this forum, and I'll say it again now"
I said this in 2001 (In fact, I repeated it with one of my first posts on this forum, and I'll say it again now): "The Redskins franchise will not be consistently successful as long as Snyder is our owner".
a dispute in writing styles ---- and writing is 100% subjective.
Countertrey wrote:I believe you are moving the goal post... be that as it may, I'll play...I said this in 2001 (In fact, I repeated it with one of my first posts on this forum, and I'll say it again now): "The Redskins franchise will not be consistently successful as long as Snyder is our owner".
I'll hear your quibble, sir...
Of course, there is truth in your statementa dispute in writing styles ---- and writing is 100% subjective.
none the less, the author has some burden to ensure he is understood, especially in forum where you may wish to re-forge opinion...
markshark84 wrote:No one is wrong here.
markshark84 wrote:I said this in 2001, it was one of my first posts on this forum
markshark84 wrote:I know I had a part in keeping this going, but lets get back to football please!!!!!
markshark84 wrote:Perhaps next time Deadskins should keep his mouth shut
Andre Carter wrote:Damn man, you know your football.
Deadskins wrote:markshark84 wrote:No one is wrong here.
And yet, you've called me wrong at least twice.markshark84 wrote:I know I had a part in keeping this going, but lets get back to football please!!!!!
Well, the title of the thread is "stop the nonsense!," so this discussion is actually on topic (though it is undoubtedly in the wrong forum).
And,markshark84 wrote:Perhaps next time Deadskins should keep his mouth shut
Unlike you, I don't move my lips when I type.
markshark84 wrote:You ARE wrong because you stated that my grammar was incorrect --- when it was, in fact, correct. I don't think anyone can dispute this.
markshark84 wrote:Again, you come off desperate and whiny. Just stop. You're making yourself look foolish at this point.
Andre Carter wrote:Damn man, you know your football.
Deadskins wrote:markshark84 wrote:You ARE wrong because you stated that my grammar was incorrect --- when it was, in fact, correct. I don't think anyone can dispute this.
I can, and did (quite effectively, IMHO).
cowboykillerzRGiii wrote:Well if thats the case, i'd say, YOU (markshark) are; posting foolishness.
By proclaiming its time for football talk, and trying to be the "last word" guy... its on you to do so, *isn't it?
DS gets his final response, in all fairness, and the debate SHOULD be over.
Now, after re-nigging your "back to football" stance, its clear who is desperately seeking some kind of forum debate W.
I read all the posts this last week and its kind of ironic to see the kettle talk about stirring the pot.
Smmfh
markshark84 wrote:Deadskins wrote:markshark84 wrote:You ARE wrong because you stated that my grammar was incorrect --- when it was, in fact, correct. I don't think anyone can dispute this.
I can, and did (quite effectively, IMHO).
Holy crap. I literally provided direct support proving I was correct. Nothing you have written within this thread can remotely be considered as "effective".... And your post is what desperation looks like....
Also --- not admitting when you're wrong IS foolish.....
Andre Carter wrote:Damn man, you know your football.
Deadskins wrote:markshark84 wrote:Holy crap. I literally provided direct support proving I was correct. Nothing you have written within this thread can remotely be considered as "effective".... And your post is what desperation looks like....
Also --- not admitting when you're wrong IS foolish.....
First, my original response was pointing out that the sentence you had written indicated that you first posted to this forum in 2001. There was no mention of grammatical correctness until you brought it up with your "hence the comma" comment. I simply pointed out that if, as you said, you were making "two different statements," the punctuation you were looking for was a period, not a comma. Second, your "direct support" proof was a link to the definition of a comma and it's use, so that hardly proves you correct. Third, I think I was very effective in pointing out how your sentence, written the way it was, could only be interpereted in one way. Lastly, like ckRGIII, I sense the desperation in your posts, and I believe others do as well. But, I do agree with your final point, and implore you to make that admission, so you can stop looking so foolish.
P.S. Here is how you could have easily written your statements that would have been both grammatically and chronologically correct:
I said this in 2001, and I'll say it again now: The Redskins franchise will not be consistently successful as long as Snyder is our owner. This was the subject of one of my first posts on this forum.
markshark84 wrote:Deadskins wrote:First, my original response was pointing out that the sentence you had written indicated that you first posted to this forum in 2001. There was no mention of grammatical correctness until you brought it up with your "hence the comma" comment. I simply pointed out that if, as you said, you were making "two different statements," the punctuation you were looking for was a period, not a comma. Second, your "direct support" proof was a link to the definition of a comma and it's use, so that hardly proves you correct. Third, I think I was very effective in pointing out how your sentence, written the way it was, could only be interpereted in one way. Lastly, like ckRGIII, I sense the desperation in your posts, and I believe others do as well. But, I do agree with your final point, and implore you to make that admission, so you can stop looking so foolish.
P.S. Here is how you could have easily written your statements that would have been both grammatically and chronologically correct:
I said this in 2001, and I'll say it again now: The Redskins franchise will not be consistently successful as long as Snyder is our owner. This was the subject of one of my first posts on this forum.
First, your initial statement was incorrect. I wasn't saying it was my first post on the forum. Your consistent inability to comprehend posts is what created this back and forth --- and I predict it will continue moving forward as I truly think this is an issue with you not only on this website but outside of it as well. Then you incorrectly state my grammar (like a little b@##$) was wrong when it wasn't. I should learn to ignore some things....
Second, what I provided showed the proper use of a comma and the way in which I used was correct. Again, the fact you don't comprehend what is being provided via the source is not my problem (although your ignorance to it is making it my annoyance).
Third, the fact you think the statement could only be interpreted one way shows your inability to critically think and a lack of sentence diagraming. I consistently use an oxford comma to separate 3 or more connected statements. I have literally never had one bit of confusion in my memos.
But I can admit I was foolish to think you understand why your comments were clearly incorrect on their face and that I would be able to teach you why. I should have realized much earlier that fools can't be taught. After all, you're still trying to convince yourself RGIII doesn't have an issue with injuries.....
Lastly, your sentence lacks chronological order. One of the reasons for why I crafted my sentence the way I did was because I wanted to show the maturation and consistency of the conclusion. Jumping around just confuses.
Andre Carter wrote:Damn man, you know your football.
Deadskins wrote:markshark84 wrote:Deadskins wrote:First, my original response was pointing out that the sentence you had written indicated that you first posted to this forum in 2001. There was no mention of grammatical correctness until you brought it up with your "hence the comma" comment. I simply pointed out that if, as you said, you were making "two different statements," the punctuation you were looking for was a period, not a comma. Second, your "direct support" proof was a link to the definition of a comma and it's use, so that hardly proves you correct. Third, I think I was very effective in pointing out how your sentence, written the way it was, could only be interpereted in one way. Lastly, like ckRGIII, I sense the desperation in your posts, and I believe others do as well. But, I do agree with your final point, and implore you to make that admission, so you can stop looking so foolish.
P.S. Here is how you could have easily written your statements that would have been both grammatically and chronologically correct:
I said this in 2001, and I'll say it again now: The Redskins franchise will not be consistently successful as long as Snyder is our owner. This was the subject of one of my first posts on this forum.
First, your initial statement was incorrect. I wasn't saying it was my first post on the forum. Your consistent inability to comprehend posts is what created this back and forth --- and I predict it will continue moving forward as I truly think this is an issue with you not only on this website but outside of it as well. Then you incorrectly state my grammar (like a little b@##$) was wrong when it wasn't. I should learn to ignore some things....
Second, what I provided showed the proper use of a comma and the way in which I used was correct. Again, the fact you don't comprehend what is being provided via the source is not my problem (although your ignorance to it is making it my annoyance).
Third, the fact you think the statement could only be interpreted one way shows your inability to critically think and a lack of sentence diagraming. I consistently use an oxford comma to separate 3 or more connected statements. I have literally never had one bit of confusion in my memos.
But I can admit I was foolish to think you understand why your comments were clearly incorrect on their face and that I would be able to teach you why. I should have realized much earlier that fools can't be taught. After all, you're still trying to convince yourself RGIII doesn't have an issue with injuries.....
Lastly, your sentence lacks chronological order. One of the reasons for why I crafted my sentence the way I did was because I wanted to show the maturation and consistency of the conclusion. Jumping around just confuses.
You are projecting your own shortcomings in reading comprehension onto me. I perfectly understood what you were attempting to say in your initial post, and used my response to point out that the way you were saying it did not convey that information. The fact that you need to resort to name calling only proves that your argument is weak, and also displays your desperation to try and salvage some type of "win" in your mind. Even after I showed you why the object of your prepositional phrase in the first statement (this), and the pronoun from the second (it), both referred to the same pronouncement (no consistent success while Snyder is the owner), thereby tying the two together, you say I'm the one who has "a lack of sentence diagraming." <-- That's some well written English, right there.I have no problem with the use of commas to separate connected statements, but it was you who said they were separate statements. Connected statements can be separated by commas, but separate statements shouldn't be connected by commas (read that slowly, I know it's going to throw you). Once again, your site reference did nothing to support your argument.
Here, I will revise my version so as not to confuse you, but still convey the information correctly:
I said this in 2001, I said it in one of my first posts on this forum, and I'll say it again now: The Redskins franchise will not be consistently successful as long as Snyder is our owner.
markshark84 wrote:I am not namecalling
markshark84 wrote:Then you incorrectly state my grammar (like a little b@##$) was wrong when it wasn't.
Andre Carter wrote:Damn man, you know your football.
Deadskins wrote:markshark84 wrote:I am not namecallingmarkshark84 wrote:Then you incorrectly state my grammar (like a little b@##$) was wrong when it wasn't.
Not only are you name-calling, but you are trying to rewrite history. I never said your grammar was incorrect (this is where your lack of reading comprehension comes in to play). I never even said you used the comma improperly (this has been the straw man you've been knocking down this entire discussion, and also why your site reference has nothing to do with you being correct or incorrect).
Here is the actual series of events:
- You posted a sentence (that correctly used commas, btw) that, unintentionally, stated that your first post to this forum was in 2001.
- I understood what you were trying to say, but thought it would be funny to point out what you actually said in a witty reply.
- You then brought up your use of a comma, as if that should, magically, change the meaning of the sentence you had written. You said you had used the comma to join two separate statements.
- I then pointed out the punctuation used between two separate statements should be a period.
- This is when the conversation got seriously off-track, and you posted your site link to validate your use of the comma.
- I tried to show you why your original sentence didn't say what you thought it did, and why the comma, while valid, inextricably linked the object of your preposition in the first statement and the pronoun from the second statement.
- You came back with how your comma link had proven you correct, how you often use a comma to separate two connected statements, and said I lacked "sentence diagramming."
- Once again, I explained to you that I was fine with your use of a comma in the original sentence, and that I was only going by what you had written in your response when I brought up the period. I even made a quite humorous remark, using the words "connect" and "separate" in two different ways, to illustrate my point.
- Then there was your latest reply, in which you continue to misunderstand the entire exchange.
I'm done now, but I'll leave you with this paraprosdokian from Groucho Marx, in the hope that it will help you understand why your original sentence said what it did:
"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."