Another Dumb-A$$ Criminal

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:09 am

Man leaves heroin in a rental car. Doh!

http://www.delawareonline.com/newsjournal/local/2004/07/18pamanleaveshero.html

DEHog · Post by **DEHog** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:13 am

Yea I heard that one on the radio yesterday.

My all time favorite story is about the two guys who robbed a bank a few years back. Tha attorney is questioning a witness and ask if the two men he saw rob the back were in the courtroom and the two dumba$$ raised their hands....true story!

Try to stay dry up there today JH

NC43Hog · Post by **NC43Hog** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:58 pm

Are those the same robbers who used their deposit slip to write "Give Me All Your Money".

ROTFALMAO

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:58 pm

Four Inmates Go on Beer Run

ROGERSVILLE, Tenn. — With their cell doors accidentally left unlocked, four county jail inmates escaped only to return the same night — with beer (search).

The Hawkins County Jail (search) inmates, who bought four cases of beer before returning to the jail, were charged Monday with escape and introduction of intoxicants into a penal institution, the Kingsport Times-News newspaper reported Tuesday.

"I guess they thought if they came back they wouldn't be charged with escape, but they were wrong," Sheriff Warren Rimer said.

Ridgy Dean Coleman, Jimmy Joe Stapleton, David Wayne Blizzard and David Allen Hopkins escaped Thursday night when their cell block doors were unlocked and a faulty control panel failed to alert jailers, Rimer said.

Two of the inmates walked out through a fire exit, left the door propped open with a small Bible and made a hole in the exercise yard fence. They walked to a nearby market and bought the beer.

The inmates did not raise alarm at the store because they were wearing street clothes borrowed from other prisoners. The crowded jail doesn't have enough orange jumpsuits for all of its inmates.

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:09 am

Aha! You see where religion gets you?

Redskins Rule · Post by **Redskins Rule** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:40 am

they escaped for a beer run!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:01 am

How did they get money? Did they trade cartons of cigarettes for the beer or what?