Crack Man Jones

GSPODS · Post by **GSPODS** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:17 pm

"It is hard watching the whole season go by when you know that you are better than 90 percent of the people that's out there."

This twit belongs in Dallas. Crack Man, you have to be "out there" to be better than anyone who is actually on the field on Sunday.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3281503

andyjens89 · Post by **andyjens89** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:00 pm

He was talking about 90 percent of Dallas' secondary:

75% Roy Williams and his giant bag of crap
10% Terrence Newman on IR
4% Anthony Henry
1% Ken Hamlin when he isn't in the Pro Bowl

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:36 pm

The Title of this thread makes no sense. Why call him Crack Man Jones? He wasn't associated with crack or any other drugs. He simply went to a club where most of the people of the opposite sex where wearing very little clothing, upon seeing this he started throwing money in the air. Patrons reported that he "made it rain" but wanted his money back, and bit a bouncer trying to retrieve it. Trying to get money from a stripper didn't make a whole lot of sense, trying to take a bite out of the bouncer had to be heat of the moment but lack forethought, but saying he wants to play for TtiT should guarantee the moniker of Rain Man.

yupchagee · Post by **yupchagee** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:32 pm

1niksder wrote:The Title of this thread makes no sense. Why call him Crack Man Jones? He wasn't associated with crack or any other drugs. He simply went to a club where most of the people of the opposite sex where wearing very little clothing, upon seeing this he started throwing money in the air. Patrons reported that he "made it rain" but wanted his money back, and bit a bouncer trying to retrieve it. Trying to get money from a stripper didn't make a whole lot of sense, trying to take a bite out of the bouncer had to be heat of the moment but lack forethought, but saying he wants to play for TtiT should guarantee the moniker of Rain Man.

Very clever. I like it.

Cappster · Post by **Cappster** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:42 pm

1niksder wrote:The Title of this thread makes no sense. Why call him Crack Man Jones? He wasn't associated with crack or any other drugs. He simply went to a club where most of the people of the opposite sex where wearing very little clothing, upon seeing this he started throwing money in the air. Patrons reported that he "made it rain" but wanted his money back, and bit a bouncer trying to retrieve it. Trying to get money from a stripper didn't make a whole lot of sense, trying to take a bite out of the bouncer had to be heat of the moment but lack forethought, but saying he wants to play for TtiT should guarantee the moniker of Rain Man.

I believe what the OP is trying to say is that Pacman is an idiot and belongs in ttit. That thug belongs in jail if you ask me personally.

GSPODS · Post by **GSPODS** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:26 am

1niksder wrote:The Title of this thread makes no sense. Why call him Crack Man Jones? He wasn't associated with crack or any other drugs. He simply went to a club where most of the people of the opposite sex where wearing very little clothing, upon seeing this he started throwing money in the air. Patrons reported that he "made it rain" but wanted his money back, and bit a bouncer trying to retrieve it. Trying to get money from a stripper didn't make a whole lot of sense, trying to take a bite out of the bouncer had to be heat of the moment but lack forethought, but saying he wants to play for TtiT should guarantee the moniker of Rain Man.

Wouldn't one have to be on drugs to think they are a better player from the comfort of their own home, due to a year-long suspension, than 90% of the players who actually play on gameday?

OK. Maybe crack was a bad choice of drugs. Hallucinations are caused by PCP, Angel Dust, Shrooms, LSD. Probably all four together in his case.

ROTFALMAO

at 'Rain Man'. Of course, the actual Rain Man was a savant and would have known immediately how many bills he'd tossed into the air. The actual Rain Man also would have been home watching Jeopardy or Wapner and would not have been at a strip club burning the midnight oil.

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:54 am

1niksder wrote:The Title of this thread makes no sense. Why call him Crack Man Jones? He wasn't associated with crack or any other drugs. He simply went to a club where most of the people of the opposite sex where wearing very little clothing, upon seeing this he started throwing money in the air. Patrons reported that he "made it rain" but wanted his money back, and bit a bouncer trying to retrieve it. Trying to get money from a stripper didn't make a whole lot of sense, trying to take a bite out of the bouncer had to be heat of the moment but lack forethought, but saying he wants to play for TtiT should guarantee the moniker of Rain Man.

You forgot the part where his posse shot the place up, leaving the bouncer a paraplegic for life. Just a small thing... :roll:

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:28 pm

Countertrey wrote:You forgot the part where his posse shot the place up, leaving the bouncer a paraplegic for life. Just a small thing...

Have you ever witnessed Rain Man out by himself? Rain Man's posse wouldn't have been packing

SkinsFreak · Post by **SkinsFreak** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:38 pm

1niksder wrote:Have you ever witnessed Rain Man out by himself?

Only at Kmart.

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:09 pm

Other teams that are interested in Pacman

Dolphins | Team appears interested in P. Jones
Sat, 8 Mar 2008 11:49:01 -0800

Jim Wyatt, of the Tennessean, reports the Miami Dolphins appear interested in suspended Tennessee Titans CB Pacman Jones.

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Patriots | Team has expressed interest in P. Jones
Sat, 8 Mar 2008 11:48:47 -0800

Jim Wyatt, of the Tennessean, reports the New England Patriots have expressed some level of interest in suspended Tennessee Titans CB Pacman Jones.

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Saints | Team has expressed interest in P. Jones
Sat, 8 Mar 2008 11:47:53 -0800

Jim Wyatt, of the Tennessean, reports the New Orleans Saints have expressed some level of interest in suspended Tennessee Titans CB Pacman Jones.

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Texans | Team has expressed interest in P. Jones
Sat, 8 Mar 2008 11:47:23 -0800

Jim Wyatt, of the Tennessean, reports the Houston Texans have expressed some level of interest in suspended Tennessee Titans CB Pacman Jones.

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Chiefs | Team has expressed interest in P. Jones
Sat, 8 Mar 2008 11:46:31 -0800

Jim Wyatt, of the Tennessean, reports the Kansas City Chiefs have expressed some level of interest in suspended Tennessee Titans CB Pacman Jones.

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Raiders | Team has expressed interest in P. Jones
Sat, 8 Mar 2008 11:40:52 -0800

Jim Wyatt, of the Tennessean, reports the Oakland Raiders have expressed some level of interest in suspended Tennessee Titans CB Pacman Jones.

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Lions | Team has expressed interest in P. Jones
Sat, 8 Mar 2008 11:40:35 -0800

Jim Wyatt, of the Tennessean, reports the Detroit Lions have expressed some level of interest in suspended Tennessee Titans CB Pacman Jones.

LOSTHOG · Post by **LOSTHOG** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:49 pm

Nice to know that character is still as important as athletic ability. :roll:

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:39 pm

From the same article

The NFL last month notified Jones, who has been arrested six times since Tennessee selected him in the 2005 draft, that he is not allowed to train at the Titans' facility and that his suspension will continue indefinitely. Jones' attorney, Manubir Arora, told ESPN.com in February he fears Jones' banishment could include the 2008 season.

Also says he's a Portis wannabe :shock:

His fondness for strip clubs was a topic of conversation during his Thursday radio interview. Jones told the show's hosts "I've got a [stripper's] pole in my house now." His agent, who was in the studio with Jones, said his client was kidding.

SKINFAN · Post by **SKINFAN** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:04 pm

1niksder wrote:From the same article

The NFL last month notified Jones, who has been arrested six times since Tennessee selected him in the 2005 draft, that he is not allowed to train at the Titans' facility and that his suspension will continue indefinitely. Jones' attorney, Manubir Arora, told ESPN.com in February he fears Jones' banishment could include the 2008 season.

Also says he's a Portis wannabe

His fondness for strip clubs was a topic of conversation during his Thursday radio interview. Jones told the show's hosts "I've got a [stripper's] pole in my house now." His agent, who was in the studio with Jones, said his client was kidding.

Oh no, it's nothing like that. CP said he practices to be a fireman on his spare time... And had a hard time keeping a straight face when asked about black walls and pink doors.... Anyways, RUN, don't walk away RUN away from this guy. He's a walking disaster.

SkinsJock · Post by **SkinsJock** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:25 pm

I really hope that the NFL does not let this guy back on the field. I'm not saying that because the pukes are showing interest I just hope that he does not get another chance - he should not be allowed to behave as he has and then be allowed back on the field.

I think this guy is a punk and should be made an example of to the kids coming out.

gibbsfan · Post by **gibbsfan** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:39 am

lets see the cowboys went 13-4 ..thats 13 arrests and 4 convictions and yet pacman like the video game can,t get enough..let it rain...
his real name should be wackman not pacman..

he would fit right in at dallas the new episode of dallas starring pacman...let it rain..

absinthe1023 · Post by **absinthe1023** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:41 am

His nickname is and shall forever be:

"Perp-Man"

Countertrey · Post by **Countertrey** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 7:17 pm

SkinsJock wrote:I really hope that the NFL does not let this guy back on the field. I'm not saying that because the pukes are showing interest I just hope that he does not get another chance - he should not be allowed to behave as he has and then be allowed back on the field.

I think this guy is a punk and should be made an example of to the kids coming out.