HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a well-worn used pair of men's size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several crushed empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine and several copies of the NRA Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Be back soon.
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of them inside the house. You better wait for me outside.
Buck"
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