One baaaaaaaaaaad nurse!!!

[REDEEMEDSKIN]

This is one tuff lady:

Police: Nurse, 51, kills intruder with bare hands
POSTED: 3:36 p.m. EDT, September 8, 2006

PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- A nurse returning from work discovered an intruder armed with a hammer in her home and strangled him with her bare hands, police said.

Get the rest of the story here.

I love this quote:

"You didn't need to calm her. She's an emergency room nurse. She's used to dealing with crisis."

[Jake]

Strange poll but I voted for the third option not surprisingly.

Whoever voted for #4 can kiss my .

[SkinsChic]

Huh ?

[This_Heat]

there's no option for Sean Taylor.

[BossHog]

Awesome poll.

[yupchagee]

None of the above. I'd want my Tae Kwon Do instructor.

[Deadskins]

Whoever voted for #4 can kiss my .

I wasn't going to vote... until I saw that. #4 all the way!

[Jake]

Whoever voted for #4 can kiss my .

I wasn't going to vote... until I saw that. #4 all the way!

You want to kiss my ?

I guess I just won't wash, then.

[Irn-Bru]

What do SkinsChic and a 51 year old lady have in common? One's a nurse and 51, the other is only 30 years old and hasn't killed anyone in her own home. . .I'm not getting it

[1niksder]

What do SkinsChic and a 51 year old lady have in common? One's a nurse and 51, the other is only 30 years old and hasn't killed anyone in her own home. . .I'm not getting it

I thought it was just me and didn't want to ask

TRO is in his own world most of the time and I didn't want to go there

[Cappster]

who the heck is Susan Kuhnhausen?

[SkinsChic]

What do SkinsChic and a 51 year old lady have in common? One's a nurse and 51, the other is only 30 years old and hasn't killed anyone in her own home. . .I'm not getting it

I thought it was just me and didn't want to ask

TRO is in his own world most of the time and I didn't want to go there

Thanks - I was wondering that myself...and Irn-Bru...thanks for that age adjustment

[Deadskins]

Whoever voted for #4 can kiss my .

I wasn't going to vote... until I saw that. #4 all the way!

You want to kiss my ?

No, I just wanted to keep my options open, while still giving you a healthy ribbing.

I guess I just won't wash, then.

So... standard operating procedure? Hope SkinsChic doesn't mind the smell.

[Jake]

I guess I just won't wash, then.

So... standard operating procedure? Hope SkinsChic doesn't mind the smell.

It stopped bothering her 18 years ago.

[Deadskins]

I guess I just won't wash, then.

So... standard operating procedure? Hope SkinsChic doesn't mind the smell.

It stopped bothering her 18 years ago.

You stopped bathing 18 years ago?

[1niksder]

I guess I just won't wash, then.

So... standard operating procedure? Hope SkinsChic doesn't mind the smell.

It stopped bothering her 18 years ago.

You stopped bathing 18 years ago?

You want to kiss his , maybe this is something you should have found out about before offering to pucker up.

[Deadskins]

I guess I just won't wash, then.

So... standard operating procedure? Hope SkinsChic doesn't mind the smell.

It stopped bothering her 18 years ago.

You stopped bathing 18 years ago?

You want to kiss his , maybe this is something you should have found out about before offering to pucker up.

I thought we covered that three posts ago. Just because he offered it up, doesn't mean I necessarily want to accept the offer.

[1niksder]

Strange poll but I voted for the third option not surprisingly.

Whoever voted for #4 can kiss my .

This wasn't a offer, This was how Jake chose to deal with those that voted for #4. You felt left out and jumped on, then pointed out that you had jumped on. Now that we all know you jumped on something that hasn't been washed in over two decades, you want off. I don't blame you for wanting to jump off, but we all see how you got on, so get it over with, will you. Go on and do what you wanted to do all along - kiss is unwashed - so we can get the season started.

[Deadskins]

Strange poll but I voted for the third option not surprisingly.

Whoever voted for #4 can kiss my .

This wasn't a offer.

Au contrere, mon frere. Sounds like you need a course in remedial english. He used the word "can," not "must" or "shall."

[1niksder]

Strange poll but I voted for the third option not surprisingly.

Whoever voted for #4 can kiss my .

This wasn't a offer.

Au contrere, mon frere. Sounds like you need a course in remedial english. He used the word "can," not "must" or "shall."

Either way it was directed to those that had voted prior to his post. Admit it you always wanted to kiss his , now that it's out there for all of the rest of us to see, you are having 2nd thoughts.

His post was in no way directed to you because you hadn't voted.

But you saw his post and panic set in.

Right here in this thread for everyone to see you yelled "Jake, wait can I kiss your too " then you found out the history of said and got the sourmouth.

too late ...pucker up

[1niksder]

For the record ... I still don't understand what this poll is about

[Jake]

No one's talked about my ass so much in looooong time.

[Deadskins]

Strange poll but I voted for the third option not surprisingly.

Whoever voted for #4 can kiss my .

This wasn't a offer.

Au contrere, mon frere. Sounds like you need a course in remedial English. He used the word "can," not "must" or "shall."

Either way it was directed to those that had voted prior to his post. Admit it you always wanted to kiss his , now that it's out there for all of the rest of us to see, you are having 2nd thoughts.

His post was in no way directed to you because you hadn't voted.

But you saw his post and panic set in.

Right here in this thread for everyone to see you yelled "Jake, wait can I kiss your too " then you found out the history of said and got the sourmouth.

too late ...pucker up

Dude, you seem to be entirely too preoccupied with who is, or isn't, kissing Jake's unwashed . I don't remember Jake inviting you to kiss his , unless you were the original #4 voter.

I had already voted, when I revealed my motive. I was just coming forward as the second voter. As I said before, I wanted to keep my options open. You, on the other hand, don't even have the possibility of kissing his , unless you take it by force.

For the record ... I still don't understand what this poll is about

Neither do I. I have so many questions, like:

who the heck is Susan Kuhnhausen?

And why does Jake feel it necessary to prostitute himself to get people to vote for her? And why does 1niksder have such a bad case of voter's remorse? And why did SkinsChic not give young Jake baths, or teach him basic hygiene?

[1niksder]

Dude, you seem to be entirely too preoccupied with who is, or isn't, kissing Jake's unwashed . I don't remember Jake inviting you to kiss his , unless you were the original #4 voter.

Jake didn't invite anyone to he said those that had voted for #4 could kiss his . Which got your full attention, that would you that is preoccupied with kiss anpther mans dirty

I had already voted, when I revealed my motive. I was just coming forward as the second voter. As I said before, I wanted to keep my options open. You, on the other hand, don't even have the possibility of kissing his , unless you take it by force.

So you had already voted I have a bad memory but the qutoe button works fine.

Whoever voted for #4 can kiss my .

I wasn't going to vote... until I saw that. #4 all the way!

So you had already voted for #4 or you voted for #4 once you saw the chance to pucker up? It can't be both

For the record ... I still don't understand what this poll is about

Neither do I. I have so many questions, like:

who the heck is Susan Kuhnhausen?

This is what we get when we look into th mind of TRO, we should have known better than to click on the thread to start with. Not knowing Susan Kuhnhausen and still voting for her (maybe twice) makes it look like you're just kissing someones

And why does Jake feel it necessary to prostitute himself to get people to vote for her? And why does 1niksder have such a bad case of voter's remorse? And why did SkinsChic not give young Jake baths, or teach him basic hygiene?

If Jake is getting paid Boss is gping to be pissed.

I have no remorse I didn't cast a vote because I don't know any UFC fighters, any of Suge's buddies or Susan Kuhnhausen and all my boys can lift 100lbs.

Great another SkinsChic question when TRO hasn't answered the first one yet.

[1niksder]

No one's talked about my ass so much in looooong time.

Great chance to use the Emoticons