If Dick Vermeil retires.........

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When Dick Vermeil retires, how many boxes of Kleenex will he need?

Poll ended at Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:53 pm

2 - One box per eye.
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3 - One box per hour of the press conference.
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5 - One box for every time he has to say "excuse me for a minute".
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10,347,269 - One per tear.
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If Dick Vermeil retires.........

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If Dick Vermeil retires, it's going to be one hell of a press conference when he actually announces his retirement. Think of all the sentimental comments that he'll make, all the young players to thank, all the people that have guided him through the years, and all the young players who he was unable to deliver a championship ring to. This could be the MOTHER of all press conferences, and I'm wondering if the Chiefs are aware of the need to purchase a few crates of Kleenex absorbant tissues to assist in the press conference. I've been trying to figure out just how much he'll need, and I'm guessing he's going to need about six boxes due to the duration of the press conference which will be lenghty, due to the amount of players and coaches that he'll thank. This will not be a short press conference, and could do down as the teariest press conference in history.
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Post by tcwest10 »

I don't know...but I do know he'll be back.
Somewhere.
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